1 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,103 >> Rick: [ PANTING ] 2 00:00:35,005 --> 00:00:37,040 RUN! 3 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:38,107 [ GASPS ] 4 00:00:39,009 --> 00:00:39,070 MORTY, DO IT! 5 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:40,073 HIT THE BUTTON NOW! 6 00:00:40,075 --> 00:00:41,093 >> Morty: I CAN'T DO IT, RICK! 7 00:00:41,095 --> 00:00:42,130 THEY'RE MY PARENTS AND SISTER! 8 00:00:43,032 --> 00:00:44,043 >> Rick: MORTY, I ALREADY TOLD 9 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,063 YOU IT'S NOT YOUR FAMILY! 10 00:00:45,065 --> 00:00:46,087 THEY'RE CLONES FROM AN ALTERNATE 11 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,113 REALITY, POSSESSED BY DEMONIC 12 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:48,110 ALIEN SPIRITS FROM ANOTHER 13 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:49,093 DIMENSION'S FUTURE! 14 00:00:49,095 --> 00:00:50,103 DO YOU NEED A MNEMONIC DEVICE 15 00:00:51,005 --> 00:00:51,080 OR SOMETHING? 16 00:00:51,082 --> 00:00:51,170 JUST HIT THE BUTTON, ALREADY! 17 00:00:52,072 --> 00:00:52,147 >> Beth: [ GROWLING ] 18 00:00:53,049 --> 00:00:55,070 MORTY, PLEASE, I LOVE 19 00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:56,120 YOU, SWEETHEART. 20 00:00:57,022 --> 00:00:58,027 >> Morty: OH! 21 00:00:58,029 --> 00:01:00,033 [ GRUNTS ] 22 00:01:00,035 --> 00:01:04,040 [ CLONES SCREAM ] 23 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:05,050 [ MOANS ] 24 00:01:05,052 --> 00:01:06,120 >> Rick: GOOD WORK, MORTY. 25 00:01:07,022 --> 00:01:08,070 YOU KNOW, TH-TH-THESE DEMONIC 26 00:01:08,072 --> 00:01:09,107 ALIEN SPIRITS ARE REALLY 27 00:01:10,009 --> 00:01:10,073 VALUABLE. 28 00:01:10,075 --> 00:01:10,170 YOU OKAY, MORTY? 29 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:11,153 I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST THAT 30 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:12,137 TUNA. 31 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:13,117 >> Morty: I JUST KILLED MY 32 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:14,083 FAMILY! 33 00:01:14,085 --> 00:01:15,120 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY WERE. 34 00:01:16,022 --> 00:01:17,047 >> Rick: I DON'T KNOW, MORTY. 35 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:18,063 SOME PEOPLE'D PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR 36 00:01:18,065 --> 00:01:19,080 THAT KIND OF BREAKTHROUGH. 37 00:01:19,082 --> 00:01:20,087 >> Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT, RICK? 38 00:01:20,089 --> 00:01:20,160 THAT'S IT! 39 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:21,143 I'M DONE WITH THESE INSANE 40 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:22,143 ADVENTURES! 41 00:01:23,045 --> 00:01:23,137 THAT WAS REALLY TRAUMATIZING! 42 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:24,133 I QUIT! I'M OUT! 43 00:01:25,035 --> 00:01:26,037 >> Rick: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 44 00:01:26,039 --> 00:01:27,043 COME ON, MORTY, DON'T 45 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,050 DON'T DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 46 00:01:28,052 --> 00:01:28,140 THE UNIVERSE IS A CRAZY, 47 00:01:29,042 --> 00:01:30,043 CHAOTIC PLACE. 48 00:01:30,045 --> 00:01:30,140 >> Morty: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S 49 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:32,047 CRAZY AND CHAOTIC! 50 00:01:32,049 --> 00:01:32,137 ADVENTURES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 51 00:01:33,039 --> 00:01:34,043 SIMPLE AND FUN. 52 00:01:34,045 --> 00:01:35,057 >> Rick: OH, YEAH, MORTY, YEAH. 53 00:01:35,059 --> 00:01:36,067 YEAH, THAT THAT THAT'S 54 00:01:36,069 --> 00:01:36,160 REAL EASY TO SAY FROM THE 55 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:37,160 SIDEKICK POSITION. 56 00:01:38,062 --> 00:01:39,087 BUT BUT, UH, HOW ABOUT NEXT 57 00:01:39,089 --> 00:01:40,123 TIME YOU BE IN CHARGE, AND THEN 58 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:41,110 WE'LL TALK ABOUT HOW SIMPLE AND 59 00:01:42,012 --> 00:01:42,080 FUN IT IS? 60 00:01:42,082 --> 00:01:43,097 >> Morty: SERIOUSLY, RICK? 61 00:01:43,099 --> 00:01:44,107 Y-Y-YOU'LL YOU'LL LET ME CALL 62 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:45,077 THE SHOTS? 63 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:46,087 >> Rick: OKAY, YEAH, FINE. 64 00:01:46,089 --> 00:01:47,090 BUT LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING, 65 00:01:47,092 --> 00:01:47,160 MORTY. 66 00:01:48,062 --> 00:01:49,083 I-I-I-IF YOUR ADVENTURE SUCKS 67 00:01:49,085 --> 00:01:50,117 AND WE BAIL HALFWAY THROUGH IT, 68 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:52,030 YOU LOSE THE RIGHT TO BITCH 69 00:01:52,032 --> 00:01:53,050 ABOUT ALL FUTURE ADVENTURES. 70 00:01:53,052 --> 00:01:53,143 PLUS, YOU HAVE TO DO MY LAUNDRY 71 00:01:54,045 --> 00:01:55,047 FOR A MONTH. 72 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:55,123 >> Morty: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, TOUGH 73 00:01:56,025 --> 00:01:56,093 GUY! 74 00:01:56,095 --> 00:01:57,127 BUT IF MY ADVENTURE'S GOOD, I 75 00:01:58,029 --> 00:01:58,123 GET TO BE IN CHARGE OF EVERY 76 00:01:59,025 --> 00:01:59,110 THIRD ADVENTURE! 77 00:02:00,012 --> 00:02:00,090 >> Rick: EVERY 10th. 78 00:02:00,092 --> 00:02:01,120 >> Morty: DEAL. ALL RIGHT. 79 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:02,090 W-WELL, COME ON, LET'S GET 80 00:02:02,092 --> 00:02:02,160 GOING. 81 00:02:03,062 --> 00:02:04,063 >> Beth: DAD, THE DISHWASHER'S 82 00:02:04,065 --> 00:02:04,160 DOING THAT THING AGAIN. 83 00:02:05,062 --> 00:02:05,160 >> Rick: WASHING DISHES? 84 00:02:06,062 --> 00:02:06,147 >> Beth: NO. THE OPPOSITE. 85 00:02:07,049 --> 00:02:07,147 CAN YOU FIX IT? 86 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:09,050 >> Summer: GRANDPA RICK, CAN YOU 87 00:02:09,052 --> 00:02:09,123 HELP ME WITH MY SCIENCE 88 00:02:10,025 --> 00:02:10,097 HOMEWORK? 89 00:02:10,099 --> 00:02:10,187 >> Rick: YEAH J-JUST DON'T 90 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:11,140 DO IT. 91 00:02:12,042 --> 00:02:12,137 >> Summer: GRANDPA! 92 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:14,050 >> Jerry: HEY, RICK, YOU GOT 93 00:02:14,052 --> 00:02:15,067 SOME KIND OF HAND-SHAPED DEVICE 94 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:15,130 THAT CAN OPEN THIS MAYONNAISE 95 00:02:16,032 --> 00:02:16,110 JAR? 96 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,020 >> Rick: WOW. HAT TRICK. 97 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:18,090 ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LET'S PUT A 98 00:02:18,092 --> 00:02:18,140 PIN IN THIS. 99 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:19,110 I GOT TO HELP YOUR 100 00:02:20,012 --> 00:02:20,083 PATHETIC FAMILY. 101 00:02:20,085 --> 00:02:21,087 >> Morty: OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE 102 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:21,187 SOMETHING A CHICKEN WOULD SAY. 103 00:02:22,089 --> 00:02:23,090 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, 104 00:02:23,092 --> 00:02:23,163 BAWK. 105 00:02:24,065 --> 00:02:25,067 >> Rick: OH, MORTY, YOU DONE DID 106 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:25,130 IT THIS TIME. 107 00:02:26,032 --> 00:02:26,113 IT'S ON. 108 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:28,027 I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOUR 109 00:02:28,029 --> 00:02:29,037 ADVENTURE LAY A HUGE FART. 110 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:31,050 AS FOR YOU DINGDONGS... 111 00:02:31,052 --> 00:02:32,087 THIS IS A MEESEEKS BOX. 112 00:02:32,089 --> 00:02:33,133 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. 113 00:02:34,035 --> 00:02:34,130 YOU PRESS THIS. 114 00:02:35,032 --> 00:02:35,130 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 115 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,040 LOOK AT ME! 116 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,080 >> Rick: YOU MAKE A REQUEST. 117 00:02:38,082 --> 00:02:39,130 MR. MEESEEKS, OPEN JERRY'S 118 00:02:40,032 --> 00:02:41,033 STUPID MAYONNAISE JAR. 119 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,043 >> YES, SIREE! 120 00:02:42,045 --> 00:02:43,063 >> Rick: THE MEESEEKS FULFILLS 121 00:02:43,065 --> 00:02:43,143 THE REQUEST. 122 00:02:44,045 --> 00:02:44,133 >> ALL DONE! 123 00:02:45,035 --> 00:02:46,047 >> Jerry: WOW! 124 00:02:46,049 --> 00:02:47,053 >> Rick: AND THEN IT STOPS 125 00:02:47,055 --> 00:02:47,153 EXISTING. 126 00:02:48,055 --> 00:02:48,127 >> Summer: OH, MY GOD, HE 127 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:49,113 EXPLODED! 128 00:02:50,015 --> 00:02:50,100 >> Rick: TRUST ME, THEY'RE 129 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:51,070 FINE WITH IT. 130 00:02:51,072 --> 00:02:52,080 KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT JUST 131 00:02:52,082 --> 00:02:52,150 [BURPS] KEEP YOUR REQUESTS 132 00:02:53,052 --> 00:02:53,133 SIMPLE. 133 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:54,127 THEY'RE NOT G[BURPS]ODS. 134 00:02:55,029 --> 00:02:55,120 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT! 135 00:02:56,022 --> 00:02:56,113 G-GET OUT OF HERE NOW! 136 00:02:57,015 --> 00:02:57,103 EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE! 137 00:02:58,005 --> 00:03:00,050 I GOT A BET TO WIN! 138 00:03:00,052 --> 00:03:01,070 >> Beth: SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. 139 00:03:01,072 --> 00:03:02,083 >> Summer: MY MIND IS RACING. 140 00:03:02,085 --> 00:03:03,120 >> Jerry: IF WE'RE GONNA USE 141 00:03:04,022 --> 00:03:05,037 THIS THING, WHICH I'M NOT EVEN 142 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:05,127 SURE WE SHOULD, WE NEED TO KEEP 143 00:03:06,029 --> 00:03:06,103 IT SIMP 144 00:03:07,005 --> 00:03:07,090 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 145 00:03:07,092 --> 00:03:08,100 >> Summer: I WANT TO BE POPULAR 146 00:03:09,002 --> 00:03:09,047 AT SCHOOL! 147 00:03:09,049 --> 00:03:09,143 >> OOH, OKAY! 148 00:03:10,045 --> 00:03:10,123 >> Jerry: SUMMER, WHAT DID I 149 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:11,087 JUST 150 00:03:11,089 --> 00:03:11,167 >> OOH, I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 151 00:03:12,069 --> 00:03:12,163 LOOK AT ME! 152 00:03:13,065 --> 00:03:14,080 >> Beth: I-I-I WANT I WANT TO 153 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:14,170 BE A MORE COMPLETE WOMAN! 154 00:03:15,072 --> 00:03:15,160 >> Jerry: BETH! 155 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,123 >> OH, YEAH! YES, MA'AM! 156 00:03:19,025 --> 00:03:20,040 >> Jerry: YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT 157 00:03:20,042 --> 00:03:21,100 WRONG. 158 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:25,030 HE SAID "SIMPLE." 159 00:03:25,032 --> 00:03:26,080 >> HEY, THERE. I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 160 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,143 >> Jerry: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 161 00:03:28,045 --> 00:03:29,090 MR. MEESEEKS, I WOULD LIKE TO 162 00:03:29,092 --> 00:03:30,120 TAKE TWO STROKES OFF MY GOLF 163 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:31,083 GAME. 164 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,150 >> OOH, YEAH! CAN DO! 165 00:03:35,052 --> 00:03:36,063 >> Jerry: NAILED IT. 166 00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:37,087 >> Rick: GOD, MORTY, WHAT A 167 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:38,140 BORING START TO AN ADVENTURE. 168 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:40,057 I DON'T W-W-W-WHY DIDN'T WE 169 00:03:40,059 --> 00:03:41,067 JUST GO TO KENTUCKY? 170 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:42,077 >> Morty: RICK, THIS IS A 171 00:03:42,079 --> 00:03:43,113 FANTASY-TYPE WORLD WITH 172 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,017 CREATURES AND ALL SORTS OF 173 00:03:45,019 --> 00:03:46,023 FANTASY THINGS. 174 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,043 W-WE'RE GOING ON A QUEST, OKAY? 175 00:03:47,045 --> 00:03:48,127 >> Rick: CAN'T WAIT. 176 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,040 >> Morty: AHEM. EXCUSE ME! 177 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:52,103 WE ARE TWO HUMBLE HEROES IN 178 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:54,037 SEARCH OF ADVENTURE! 179 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:55,057 >> Rick: OH, MY GOD, SO 180 00:03:55,059 --> 00:03:56,070 EMBARRASSING. 181 00:03:56,072 --> 00:03:57,120 >> AT LAST! TWO HEROES! 182 00:03:58,022 --> 00:03:59,053 YOU MUST HELP US! 183 00:03:59,055 --> 00:04:00,130 THIS VILLAGE IS TERRIBLY POOR, 184 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,077 YET THE GIANT THAT LIVES IN THE 185 00:04:02,079 --> 00:04:03,100 CLOUDS ABOVE HAS UNTOLD 186 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:04,083 TREASURES! 187 00:04:04,085 --> 00:04:05,137 >> Morty: YOU KNOW WHAT? 188 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,080 I-I-I ACCEPT YOUR CALL TO 189 00:04:07,082 --> 00:04:08,130 ADVENTURE, GOOD SIR, KIND SIR. 190 00:04:09,032 --> 00:04:10,047 COME ON, RICK. 191 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,093 THERE'S A GIANT IN THE CLOUDS! 192 00:04:11,095 --> 00:04:11,190 >> Rick: YEAH. 193 00:04:12,092 --> 00:04:14,133 [ BURPS ] BEGINNER'S LUCK. 194 00:04:15,035 --> 00:04:16,130 >> IN CONCLUSION, A FRIENDSHIP 195 00:04:17,032 --> 00:04:18,083 WITH SUMMER SMITH IS THE MOST 196 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:20,090 VALUABLE AND ENRICHING 197 00:04:20,092 --> 00:04:21,130 EXPERIENCE OF YOUR YOUNG LIVES. 198 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:22,127 [ APPLAUSE ] 199 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:23,117 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 200 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:24,097 LOOK AT ME! 201 00:04:24,099 --> 00:04:24,180 THANK YOU! 202 00:04:25,082 --> 00:04:26,127 >> UH, MR. MEESEEKS, WAS IT? 203 00:04:27,029 --> 00:04:28,057 YEAH. GENE VAGINA. 204 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,117 LISTEN, I'M IN A BIT OF CUSTODY 205 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,027 THING WITH MY EX AND WAS 206 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,043 WONDERING 207 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:33,063 NO, I'LL G I'LL GET YOUR INFO 208 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,080 FROM SUMMER. 209 00:04:34,082 --> 00:04:35,147 >> Beth: I GOT PREGNANT AT 17. 210 00:04:36,049 --> 00:04:37,080 I MEAN, I STILL PUT MYSELF 211 00:04:37,082 --> 00:04:38,150 THROUGH VETERINARY SCHOOL. 212 00:04:39,052 --> 00:04:42,067 YES, I'M SUCCESSFUL, BUT WHAT IF 213 00:04:42,069 --> 00:04:44,123 I HADN'T... 214 00:04:45,025 --> 00:04:47,067 I'M JUST SAYING, SOMEWHERE ALONG 215 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,153 THE WAY, I LOST THAT WIDE-EYED 216 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:50,117 GIRL FROM MUSKEGON. 217 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:52,083 >> SHE'S STILL THERE, BETH. 218 00:04:52,085 --> 00:04:53,147 >> Beth: WELL, HER WAISTLINE 219 00:04:54,049 --> 00:04:54,123 ISN'T. 220 00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:57,033 [ LAUGHS ] 221 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,117 >> BETH, HAVING A FAMILY DOESN'T 222 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:00,037 MEAN THAT YOU STOP BEING AN 223 00:05:00,039 --> 00:05:01,057 INDIVIDUAL. 224 00:05:01,059 --> 00:05:02,130 YOU KNOW THE BEST THING YOU CAN 225 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:04,043 DO FOR PEOPLE THAT DEPEND ON 226 00:05:04,045 --> 00:05:05,050 YOU? 227 00:05:05,052 --> 00:05:06,147 BE HONEST WITH THEM, EVEN IF IT 228 00:05:07,049 --> 00:05:08,137 MEANS SETTING THEM FREE. 229 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:10,117 >> Beth: YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD 230 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,040 LEAVE JERRY. 231 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:14,140 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY 232 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:16,077 HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 233 00:05:16,079 --> 00:05:17,120 [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 234 00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:24,167 >> MORE WINE? 235 00:05:25,069 --> 00:05:26,087 >> Beth: [ CLEARS THROAT ] 236 00:05:26,089 --> 00:05:28,140 I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 237 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:32,140 >> Jerry: [ GRUNTS ] 238 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,113 >> REMEMBER TO SQUARE YOUR 239 00:05:35,015 --> 00:05:36,060 SHOULDERS, JERRY. 240 00:05:36,062 --> 00:05:37,130 >> Jerry: YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT. 241 00:05:40,065 --> 00:05:40,147 [ GRUNTS ] 242 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,060 >> THAT'S OKAY. 243 00:05:42,062 --> 00:05:43,123 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! 244 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:45,027 TRY AGAIN AND KEEP YOUR HEAD 245 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:45,117 DOWN. 246 00:05:46,019 --> 00:05:47,020 >> Jerry: OKAY, WELL, WHICH 247 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:47,120 IS IT? 248 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:49,033 SQUARE MY SHOULDERS OR KEEP MY 249 00:05:49,035 --> 00:05:49,123 HEAD DOWN? 250 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:51,050 >> WELL, IT'S BOTH. 251 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:52,080 BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU GOT TO 252 00:05:52,082 --> 00:05:52,150 RELAX. 253 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,060 >> Jerry: YOU KNOW WHAT, 254 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,073 MR. MEESEEKS? 255 00:05:55,075 --> 00:05:56,107 I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING. 256 00:05:57,009 --> 00:05:57,093 I GIVE UP. 257 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,137 >> I'M SORRY, JERRY, BUT IT 258 00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:00,053 DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. 259 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,087 I'M MR. MEESEEKS. 260 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:02,147 I HAVE TO FULFILL MY PURPOSE SO 261 00:06:03,049 --> 00:06:03,143 I CAN GO AWAY. 262 00:06:04,045 --> 00:06:05,060 LOOK AT ME. 263 00:06:05,062 --> 00:06:06,137 >> Jerry: WELL, MAKE YOURSELF 264 00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:08,097 COMFORTABLE, BECAUSE I SUCK. 265 00:06:08,099 --> 00:06:09,140 >> NO, JERRY, I'M THE ONE WHO 266 00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:10,133 SUCKS! 267 00:06:11,035 --> 00:06:12,057 LET ME TRY SOMETHING. 268 00:06:12,059 --> 00:06:13,063 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 269 00:06:13,065 --> 00:06:13,157 LOOK AT ME! 270 00:06:14,059 --> 00:06:15,093 >> HI, MR. MEESEEKS! 271 00:06:15,095 --> 00:06:16,130 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME. 272 00:06:17,032 --> 00:06:17,127 >> HI! 273 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,070 >> CAN YOU HELP ME GET TWO 274 00:06:19,072 --> 00:06:20,103 STROKES OFF OF JERRY'S GOLF 275 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:21,053 SWING? 276 00:06:21,055 --> 00:06:21,140 >> CAN DO! 277 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:23,070 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! 278 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:24,103 IS HE KEEPING HIS SHOULDERS 279 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:25,070 SQUARED? 280 00:06:25,072 --> 00:06:26,167 >> OOH, HE'S TRYING! 281 00:06:27,069 --> 00:06:31,127 [ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING ] 282 00:06:32,029 --> 00:06:32,127 [ BOTH GRUNT ] 283 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:34,050 >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY. 284 00:06:34,052 --> 00:06:34,143 W-W-WE'RE IN YOUR STUPID GIANT'S 285 00:06:35,045 --> 00:06:35,120 CASTLE. 286 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,037 W-WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 287 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:37,127 >> Morty: WOULD YOU JUST RELAX, 288 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:38,093 RICK? 289 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:39,117 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND THE 290 00:06:40,019 --> 00:06:41,020 TREASURE ROOM, OKAY? 291 00:06:41,022 --> 00:06:42,023 IT'S NICE AND SIMPLE. 292 00:06:42,025 --> 00:06:43,040 YOU KNOW, I-I-I'M SORRY 293 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:44,050 EVERYTHING'S GOING SO SMOOTHLY 294 00:06:44,052 --> 00:06:44,147 AND ADVENTUROUSLY. 295 00:06:45,049 --> 00:06:46,053 [ FOOTSTEPS BOOMING ] 296 00:06:46,055 --> 00:06:47,077 >> Rick: UH-OH, MORTY. 297 00:06:47,079 --> 00:06:48,133 STARTIN' TO GET A LITTLE HAIRY. 298 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,063 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, BOSS? 299 00:06:50,065 --> 00:06:51,077 >> Morty: COME ON, HURRY. 300 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:52,103 BEHIND THIS COOKIE JAR. 301 00:06:53,005 --> 00:06:56,073 >> FEE! FI! FO! FUM! 302 00:06:56,075 --> 00:06:57,117 >> Rick: JUST GIVE UP, MORTY. 303 00:06:58,019 --> 00:06:59,043 J-J-J THIS IS GAME OVER. 304 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:00,060 I'LL TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW. 305 00:07:00,062 --> 00:07:01,070 YOU JUST SAY THE WORD. 306 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,080 >> Morty: NO WAY, RICK. 307 00:07:02,082 --> 00:07:03,113 THIS IS ALL PART OF IT. 308 00:07:04,015 --> 00:07:04,110 ADVENTURES HAVE CONFLICT. 309 00:07:05,012 --> 00:07:05,090 DEAL WITH IT. 310 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,097 >> I SMELL THE BLOOD OF 311 00:07:06,099 --> 00:07:06,140 WHOOP! 312 00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:07,103 [ CRUNCH ] 313 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:08,070 [ GROANING ] 314 00:07:08,072 --> 00:07:08,163 >> Morty: HOLY CRAP. 315 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:10,073 >> Rick: OH, BOY. 316 00:07:10,075 --> 00:07:10,157 HE LOOKS PRETTY BAD DOWN THERE, 317 00:07:11,059 --> 00:07:11,147 MORTY. 318 00:07:12,049 --> 00:07:13,130 LOOKS LIKE HE'S BLEEDING OUT. 319 00:07:14,032 --> 00:07:16,080 >> OH, JESUS! DALE! 320 00:07:16,082 --> 00:07:16,170 YOU SONS OF BITCHES! 321 00:07:17,072 --> 00:07:17,160 >> Morty: OH, MAN. 322 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:18,140 >> Rick: UH-OH. 323 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:19,120 [ Speed-dialing ] 324 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,033 >> HELLO, 911? 325 00:07:21,035 --> 00:07:21,130 MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY 326 00:07:22,032 --> 00:07:22,100 TINY PEOPLE! 327 00:07:23,002 --> 00:07:23,073 HE'S DYING! 328 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,087 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 329 00:07:25,089 --> 00:07:26,097 >> HEY, LOOK, WE GET IT. 330 00:07:26,099 --> 00:07:27,137 YOU'RE LITTLE, YOU'RE DOWN ON 331 00:07:28,039 --> 00:07:28,120 YOUR LUCK, YOU THINK, "HEY, HE'S 332 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:29,087 A GIANT. 333 00:07:29,089 --> 00:07:30,123 WHY DON'T WE BREAK INTO HIS 334 00:07:31,025 --> 00:07:32,047 HOME, ROB HIM, AND MURDER HIM?" 335 00:07:32,049 --> 00:07:32,143 >> Morty: TH-TH BUT THAT'S NOT 336 00:07:33,045 --> 00:07:33,143 HOW IT WENT DOWN! 337 00:07:34,045 --> 00:07:34,127 >> OH, WELL, IT'S GOING DOWN 338 00:07:35,029 --> 00:07:36,033 LIKE THAT. 339 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:36,087 YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN LIKE 340 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:36,163 THAT. 341 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,090 >> Rick: OOH, BOY, MORTY, YOU'RE 342 00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:39,133 REALLY SHOWING ME HOW IT'S DONE. 343 00:07:40,035 --> 00:07:40,107 RE[BURPS]AL STRAIGHTFORWARD AND 344 00:07:41,009 --> 00:07:41,100 FUN. 345 00:07:48,049 --> 00:07:49,077 >> Summer: LIKE, LETTING GO OF 346 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:50,117 THE NEED TO BE POPULAR IS WHAT 347 00:07:51,019 --> 00:07:52,037 MAKES PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 348 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,063 >> Beth: THE MOST IMPORTANT LOVE 349 00:07:53,065 --> 00:07:53,150 YOU CAN RECEIVE IS FROM 350 00:07:54,052 --> 00:07:54,150 YOURSELF. 351 00:07:55,052 --> 00:07:56,070 >> OKAY, JERRY, YOU GOT TO JUST 352 00:07:56,072 --> 00:07:57,083 CHOKE UP ON THE CLUB! 353 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,130 >> Jerry: WELL, WHICH IS IT, 354 00:07:59,032 --> 00:08:00,057 CHOKE UP OR FOLLOW-THROUGH?! 355 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:01,063 >> AWW, COME ON, JERRY, WE'VE 356 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,067 BEEN OVER THIS. 357 00:08:02,069 --> 00:08:03,123 YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO DO BOTH! 358 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,040 >> THIS IS AS FRUSTRATING FOR US 359 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,050 AS IT IS FOR YOU. 360 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,087 >> Jerry: DON'T TELL ME THAT! 361 00:08:07,089 --> 00:08:08,130 THAT JUST PUTS PRESSURE ON ME! 362 00:08:09,032 --> 00:08:10,063 >> JUST TRY TO RELAX. 363 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:11,077 >> Jerry: YOU TRY TO RELAX! 364 00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:12,110 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO RELAX?! 365 00:08:13,012 --> 00:08:15,080 IT IS A PARADOX! 366 00:08:15,082 --> 00:08:16,103 UGH, THESE MEESEEKS, HUH? 367 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:18,017 KIND OF A HANDFUL. 368 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,037 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU TWO 369 00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:20,063 MUST BE GOING THROUGH. 370 00:08:20,065 --> 00:08:21,107 >> Beth: OUR MEESEEKS HAVE BEEN 371 00:08:22,009 --> 00:08:23,030 GONE FOR HOURS, JERRY. 372 00:08:23,032 --> 00:08:24,053 >> Jerry: YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 373 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:24,150 >> Beth: NOTICE ANYTHING 374 00:08:25,052 --> 00:08:26,053 DIFFERENT? 375 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:27,080 >> Jerry: I-I-I'M SORRY. HOURS? 376 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:28,107 >> Summer: DAD, MOM IS A 377 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:29,100 BEAUTIFUL WOMAN! 378 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:30,093 LOOK AT HER! 379 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:31,100 YOU WILL LOSE HER! 380 00:08:32,002 --> 00:08:33,030 >> Jerry: UHH... 381 00:08:33,032 --> 00:08:34,077 >> HEY, JERRY, YOU MIND IF WE 382 00:08:34,079 --> 00:08:35,150 GET BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND? 383 00:08:36,052 --> 00:08:37,107 MEESEEKS DON'T USUALLY HAVE TO 384 00:08:38,009 --> 00:08:39,013 EXIST THIS LONG. 385 00:08:39,015 --> 00:08:40,073 IT'S GETTING WEIRD. 386 00:08:40,075 --> 00:08:41,140 >> ORDER IN THE COURT! 387 00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:43,123 BEFORE THE JURY REACHES ITS 388 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:46,040 VERDICT, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT 389 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,050 I CONSIDER YOU BOTH VERY GUILTY. 390 00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:47,133 >> Rick: OH, GREAT ADVENTURE, 391 00:08:48,035 --> 00:08:48,127 BUDDY. 392 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:49,110 RICK AND MORTY GO TO GIANT 393 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:50,087 PRISON. 394 00:08:50,089 --> 00:08:51,130 YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY DROPS THE 395 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,053 SOAP, IT'S GONNA LAND ON OUR 396 00:08:53,055 --> 00:08:53,133 HEADS AND CRUSH OUR SPINES, 397 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:54,133 MORTY. 398 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,057 YOU KNOW, I-I-I-IT'LL BE REALLY 399 00:08:56,059 --> 00:08:57,073 EASY TO RAPE US AFTER THAT. 400 00:08:57,075 --> 00:08:58,083 >> Morty: WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY, 401 00:08:58,085 --> 00:08:58,130 RICK. 402 00:08:59,032 --> 00:08:59,120 >> Rick: HOW? 403 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:01,037 THEY TOOK MY PORTAL GUN. 404 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:01,123 THIS IS AN OPEN-AND-SHUT CASE, 405 00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:02,117 MORTY. 406 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:04,030 YOU KNOW, W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU 407 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:05,057 THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN, SOME 408 00:09:05,059 --> 00:09:05,147 MAGICAL ANGEL'S GONNA SHOW UP 409 00:09:06,049 --> 00:09:06,130 AND THEN 410 00:09:07,032 --> 00:09:08,047 >> FEE! FI! FO! FUM! 411 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:08,140 I SMELL THE VIOLATION OF CIVIL 412 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:09,123 LIBERTIES! 413 00:09:10,025 --> 00:09:11,053 YOUR HONOR, I'M FROM A 414 00:09:11,055 --> 00:09:12,123 TINY-PERSONS ADVOCACY GROUP AND 415 00:09:13,025 --> 00:09:14,033 I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND A MOTION 416 00:09:14,035 --> 00:09:15,047 TO DISMISS. 417 00:09:15,049 --> 00:09:16,083 THESE LITTLE MEN WERE NEVER READ 418 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:17,137 THEIR GIANT RIGHTS AND ARE 419 00:09:18,039 --> 00:09:19,083 THEREFORE FREE-FI TO FO-HOME. 420 00:09:19,085 --> 00:09:20,120 >> Rick: W-WHAT THE HELL IS HE 421 00:09:21,022 --> 00:09:22,040 TALKING ABOUT? 422 00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,057 >> THEY'RE FREE TO GO, IS WHAT I 423 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:23,157 MEANT. 424 00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:25,110 I-I-I'M DECONSTRUCTING OUR 425 00:09:26,012 --> 00:09:27,043 OUR OUR THING WE SAY. 426 00:09:27,045 --> 00:09:28,057 WE'RE GIANTS. NOBODY GOT THAT? 427 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:29,060 WHATEVER. 428 00:09:29,062 --> 00:09:30,100 >> Morty: OH, MAN, WHAT DID I 429 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:31,087 TELL YOU, RICK? 430 00:09:31,089 --> 00:09:32,173 WE DID IT! 431 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:34,080 >> Rick: ALL RIGHT, MORTY, LOOKS 432 00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:34,140 LIKE THE PORTAL GUN'S STILL 433 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:35,123 WORKING. 434 00:09:36,025 --> 00:09:36,120 YOU READY TO HEAD HOME? 435 00:09:37,022 --> 00:09:38,023 >> Morty: OH, YEAH, YOU'D LIKE 436 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:38,107 THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, RICK? 437 00:09:39,009 --> 00:09:39,090 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 438 00:09:39,092 --> 00:09:40,100 WE'RE NOT BAILING OUT JUST YET. 439 00:09:41,002 --> 00:09:42,050 YOU KNOW, W-WE'RE GONNA GO FIND 440 00:09:42,052 --> 00:09:43,077 SOME TREASURE OR OR SOMETHING 441 00:09:43,079 --> 00:09:44,107 AND AND WE'RE GONNA BRING IT 442 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,023 TO THOSE VILLAGERS. 443 00:09:46,025 --> 00:09:47,040 >> Rick: MORTY, CUT YOUR LOSSES. 444 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:48,063 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WASH. 445 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,090 >> Morty: YEAH, YOU WERE SAYING 446 00:09:49,092 --> 00:09:50,150 THAT BACK BACK W-W-W-WHEN WE 447 00:09:51,052 --> 00:09:52,090 FIRST GOT ARRESTED, BUT HERE WE 448 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,123 ARE, YOU KNOW, WALKING DOWN THE 449 00:09:54,025 --> 00:09:54,117 COURTHOUSE STEPS. 450 00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:56,113 [ EAGLE SCREECHES ] 451 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:58,050 >> Rick: OH, BOY, MORTY. 452 00:09:58,052 --> 00:09:59,090 >> Morty: USUALLY, WALKING DOWN 453 00:09:59,092 --> 00:10:00,143 THE COURTHOUSE STEPS IS THE EASY 454 00:10:01,045 --> 00:10:02,067 PART OF THE ADVENTURE. 455 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,137 >> Rick: WHAT DO YOU SAY, MORTY? 456 00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,040 >> Morty: I SAY GIVE ME A HAND, 457 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:05,123 SIDEKICK. 458 00:10:06,025 --> 00:10:07,027 >> Rick: [ SIGHS ] 459 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:10,083 [ MEESEEKS éLING ] 460 00:10:10,085 --> 00:10:10,167 >> Jerry: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! 461 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,113 LET ME TRY! 462 00:10:13,015 --> 00:10:15,050 [ GRUNTS ] 463 00:10:15,052 --> 00:10:17,133 DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 464 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:18,130 >> Beth: I'M GOING OUT. 465 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:19,130 >> Jerry: WAIT. WHAT? 466 00:10:20,032 --> 00:10:20,117 >> Beth: WELL, YOU'RE BUSY. 467 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:21,077 I'M HUNGRY. 468 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,090 I THOUGHT I'D GO OUT. 469 00:10:22,092 --> 00:10:23,127 DO YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY OR DO 470 00:10:24,029 --> 00:10:25,043 YOU WANT ME TO BE IN PRISON? 471 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:25,133 >> Jerry: WHOA, WHOA, WHERE IN 472 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:26,123 THE HELL IS 473 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:28,030 I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER. 474 00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:28,130 [ MEESEEKS éL ] 475 00:10:29,032 --> 00:10:30,037 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 476 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:31,047 IT'S HARD BEING ME, TOO. 477 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:32,050 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 478 00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:32,150 >> Beth: [ SIGHS ] 479 00:10:33,052 --> 00:10:34,067 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 480 00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:35,113 >> Jerry: LOOK, I'VE GOT A 481 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:37,050 MARRIAGE TO KEEP TOGETHER. 482 00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:38,083 AT THIS POINT, MY GOLF SWING IS 483 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:39,120 MORE YOUR PROBLEM THAN MINE. 484 00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:41,043 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 485 00:10:41,045 --> 00:10:42,057 >> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 486 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,063 I JUST WANT TO DIE! 487 00:10:43,065 --> 00:10:43,163 >> WE ALL WANT TO DIE! 488 00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:45,080 WE'RE MEESEEKS! 489 00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:46,103 >> WHY DID YOU EVEN ROPE ME INTO 490 00:10:47,005 --> 00:10:47,093 THIS? 491 00:10:47,095 --> 00:10:48,140 >> 'CAUSE HE ROPED ME INTO THIS! 492 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:50,070 >> WELL, HIM OVER THERE, HE 493 00:10:50,072 --> 00:10:51,090 ROPED ME INTO THIS! 494 00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:52,123 >> WELL, HE ROPED ME INTO THIS! 495 00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:54,063 >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 496 00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:55,080 HE HE ROPED ME INTO THIS. 497 00:10:55,082 --> 00:10:56,130 >> WELL, THAT ONE OVER THERE 498 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,050 ROPED ME INTO THIS. 499 00:10:58,052 --> 00:10:59,057 >> WELL, HE ROPED ME INTO THIS. 500 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,083 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 501 00:11:00,085 --> 00:11:01,150 >> Rick: YEAH, MORTY, THIS IS 502 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,107 THE PART OF THE STORY EVERYBODY 503 00:11:04,009 --> 00:11:05,027 LOVES SCALING DOWN 504 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,057 650,000 OVERSIZED STEPS. 505 00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,123 >> Morty: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, 506 00:11:08,025 --> 00:11:09,077 Y-YOU KNOW, IF THIS WAS A STORY, 507 00:11:09,079 --> 00:11:10,110 THIS PART WOULDN'T BE INCLUDED, 508 00:11:11,012 --> 00:11:11,093 STUPID. 509 00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:12,117 HEY, RICK, W-W-W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU 510 00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:13,063 KNOW? 511 00:11:13,065 --> 00:11:14,073 LOOK DOWN THERE. 512 00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:15,133 LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF TAVERN 513 00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:17,050 OR SOMETHING BUILT RIGHT INTO 514 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,067 THE SIDE OF THE STEP. 515 00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:19,093 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 516 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:19,190 OH, WOW, RICK. 517 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,130 NOW, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. 518 00:11:22,032 --> 00:11:23,063 LOOK, THERE'S LITTLE 519 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,150 STAIRCASE-SHAPED PEOPLE IN HERE. 520 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,133 A-ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CHARACTERS. 521 00:11:27,035 --> 00:11:28,097 THIS PLACE IS GREAT, YOU KNOW? 522 00:11:28,099 --> 00:11:29,147 IT'S WHIMSICAL AND FUN. 523 00:11:30,049 --> 00:11:31,100 >> Rick: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING 524 00:11:32,002 --> 00:11:33,010 AT, MOTHER[BLEEP] 525 00:11:33,012 --> 00:11:35,030 >> Morty: EASY, RICK. 526 00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:36,067 >> PAY THEM NO MIND. 527 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:37,107 THOSE STAIR GOBLINS CAN BE 528 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:38,087 MOODY. 529 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:39,150 NOW, WHAT CAN I GETCHA? 530 00:11:40,052 --> 00:11:42,150 WE'VE GOT SKARLOG POPPIES, 531 00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:46,143 FLURLOW, HALZINGERS, BLOOGIES, 532 00:11:47,045 --> 00:11:48,050 JUICY TIME BABIES. 533 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:49,067 >> Rick: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, H-HOW 534 00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:50,080 ABOUT SOME SCOTCH WHISKEY? 535 00:11:50,082 --> 00:11:51,117 YOU GOT ANY OF THAT AROUND HERE? 536 00:11:52,019 --> 00:11:52,090 OR JUST A BUNCH OF NONSENSE 537 00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:52,137 WORDS? 538 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:54,040 >> Morty: RICK. 539 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:55,060 WE'LL HAVE TWO BLOOGIES, PLEASE. 540 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,133 AND, UH, WE WERE WONDERING, IS 541 00:11:57,035 --> 00:11:58,083 THERE A FASTER WAY TWO HEROES 542 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,157 COULD GET DOWN THESE STAIRS? 543 00:12:00,059 --> 00:12:01,093 >> Y'ALL NEED TO RIDE DOWN THE 544 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:01,140 STAIRS? 545 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:02,140 MY NAME IS 546 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:05,083 SLIPPELY-SLIPPERY STAIR. 547 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,120 I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN THERE FOR 548 00:12:07,022 --> 00:12:07,120 25 SHMECKELS. 549 00:12:08,022 --> 00:12:09,047 >> Rick: 25 SHMECKELS? 550 00:12:09,049 --> 00:12:10,080 I-I-I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I 551 00:12:10,082 --> 00:12:11,133 DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 552 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,080 IS THAT A LOT? IS IT A LITTLE? 553 00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,137 >> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW MUCH I 554 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:16,080 SPENT ON MY BIG FAKE BOOBIES. 555 00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:17,127 >> HI, I'M MR. BOOBY BUYER. 556 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,037 I'LL BUY THOSE BOOBIES FOR 557 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,047 25 SHMECKELS. 558 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,083 >> IT'S A TEMPTING OFFER, BUT 559 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,130 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE. 560 00:12:23,032 --> 00:12:24,050 >> RATS! WHAT A SHAME. 561 00:12:24,052 --> 00:12:24,147 >> Rick: MORTY, YOUR ADVENTURE'S 562 00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:26,050 IN A SPIRAL. 563 00:12:26,052 --> 00:12:27,083 FOR REAL, MAN, TIME TO PULL OUT. 564 00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,107 >> Morty: YOU KEEP HECKLING MY 565 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:29,063 ADVENTURE, RICK! 566 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,073 YOU KNOW WHY? 567 00:12:30,075 --> 00:12:31,120 >> Rick: UH, BECAUSE IT'S LAME? 568 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:32,103 >> Morty: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE 569 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:33,077 PETTY! 570 00:12:33,079 --> 00:12:34,123 YOU KNOW, H-HOW MANY TIMES HAVE 571 00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:36,033 I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU INTO SOME 572 00:12:36,035 --> 00:12:37,077 NONSENSICAL BULL CRAP? 573 00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:38,117 I ALWAYS ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, 574 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:39,067 RICK. 575 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:40,090 WHY CAN'T YOU? 576 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,163 LOOK, I GOT TO TAKE A LEAK, AND 577 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,133 WHEN I COME BACK, I-IF YOU 578 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:45,067 HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO LIGHTEN 579 00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:46,100 UP, DON'T BE HERE! 580 00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:48,033 >> Rick: WHATEVER. 581 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,093 >> IT'S BECOME CLEAR LOOK AT 582 00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:50,163 ME THAT IF WE CONCENTRATE ALL 583 00:12:51,065 --> 00:12:52,130 OUR EFFORTS ON JERRY'S 584 00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,057 FOLLOW-THROUGH, WE WILL SOLVE 585 00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:54,153 THIS PROBLEM. 586 00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:56,087 I'M MR. MEESEEKS. 587 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:57,170 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS. LOOK AT ME. 588 00:12:58,072 --> 00:12:59,150 THE ONLY THING THAT'S CLEAR IS 589 00:13:00,052 --> 00:13:01,100 THAT CHOKING UP IS THE ONE TRUE 590 00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:02,090 SOLUTION. 591 00:13:02,092 --> 00:13:03,173 >> LOOK AT ME. I'M MR. MEESEEKS. 592 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,157 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP JERRY 593 00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:07,133 FOR TWO DAYS, AN ETERNITY IN 594 00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:09,060 MEESEEKS TIME, AND NOTHING'S 595 00:13:09,062 --> 00:13:09,143 WORKED. 596 00:13:10,045 --> 00:13:11,073 I FEAR THE WORST. 597 00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:12,123 >> YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN, 598 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,033 OLD MAN. 599 00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:15,107 I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME. 600 00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,023 I SAY FOLLOW-THROUGH! 601 00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:17,123 WHO'S WITH ME?! 602 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,037 [ MEESEEKS SHOUT 603 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,077 "FOLLOW-THROUGH" ] 604 00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:21,133 >> I'M MR. MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME! 605 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:22,123 >> KILL HIM! 606 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:23,123 [ HISSES ] 607 00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:28,117 [ MEESEEKS SHOUTING ] 608 00:13:29,019 --> 00:13:30,027 >> HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 609 00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:31,047 I'M MR. JELLY BEAN. 610 00:13:31,049 --> 00:13:32,057 >> Morty: HI, MR. JELLY BEAN. 611 00:13:32,059 --> 00:13:32,157 I'M MORTY. 612 00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:34,063 MY GRANDPA AND I ARE ON AN 613 00:13:34,065 --> 00:13:35,073 ADVENTURE. 614 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,120 >> NICE. IS IT A FUN ADVENTURE? 615 00:13:37,022 --> 00:13:38,050 >> Morty: I HOPE SO. 616 00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:39,097 BUT I'M STARTING TO GET NERVOUS 617 00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:40,147 THAT MAYBE IT'S GONE A LITTLE 618 00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:42,073 TOO FAR OFF THE RAILS. 619 00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:43,110 >> [ LAUGHS ] ISN'T THAT WHAT 620 00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:45,027 ADVENTURES DO? 621 00:13:45,029 --> 00:13:46,047 >> Morty: HEY, Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? 622 00:13:46,049 --> 00:13:47,050 YOU'RE RIGHT. 623 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,087 EVERYTHING'S GOING FINE. 624 00:13:48,089 --> 00:13:49,117 I JUST GOT TO RELAX AND GO WITH 625 00:13:50,019 --> 00:13:50,083 THE FLOW. 626 00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:52,133 >> YEAH. 627 00:13:53,035 --> 00:13:54,103 >> Morty: O-O-OKAY. UH. B-BYE. 628 00:13:55,005 --> 00:13:56,017 >> UHH, NO, STAY. 629 00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:57,027 GO WITH THE FLOW. 630 00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:58,053 >> Morty: STOP. 631 00:13:58,055 --> 00:13:59,107 Y-Y-YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY 632 00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:01,037 UNCOMFORTABLE. 633 00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:01,133 >> [ GRUNTS ] STOP FIGHTING ME. 634 00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:02,133 >> Morty: [ GASPING ] 635 00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:03,127 >> JUST LET THIS HAPPEN. 636 00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:05,053 >> Morty: GET OFF OF ME! 637 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,133 >> Rick: ♪ SWEET HOME ALABAMA ♪ 638 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:08,130 WHOO! 639 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:10,067 >> Morty: [ GASPING ] 640 00:14:10,069 --> 00:14:11,137 NO! STOP! PLEASE! 641 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,047 >> STOP BEING SUCH A [BLEEP] 642 00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,143 TEASE, YOU SWEET LITTLE [BLEEP] 643 00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:17,133 [ MEESEEKS éLING ] 644 00:14:27,002 --> 00:14:29,087 >> Morty: NO! NO! 645 00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:30,093 [ GRUNTS ] 646 00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:30,167 >> OW! 647 00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:36,083 [ GRUNTING ] 648 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:39,130 >> Morty: [ PANTING ] 649 00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:43,050 [ MEESEEKS éLING ] 650 00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:44,090 >> EVERYBODY STO-O-O-P! 651 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:44,183 LOOK AT ME! 652 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,157 MY BROTHERS, NOTHING WILL BE 653 00:14:47,059 --> 00:14:48,107 ACCOMPLISHED BY SHEDDING 654 00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,043 MEESEEKS BLOOD. 655 00:14:50,045 --> 00:14:51,097 NONE OF US CAN DIE UNTIL OUR JOB 656 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:51,187 IS DONE. 657 00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:53,163 >> THE JOB CAN'T BE DONE! 658 00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:55,120 WE'LL NEVER GET TWO STROKES OFF 659 00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:56,110 HIS GAME! 660 00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:58,063 >> NO, WE WON'T. 661 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,100 BUT WE WILL GET ALL STROKES OFF 662 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:00,093 HIS GAME. 663 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:01,163 >> WHERE'S HE GOING WITH THIS? 664 00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:03,120 >> WHAT'S HE MEAN? 665 00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:05,070 >> WHEN WE KILL HIM. 666 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,083 [ MEESEEKS CHEER ] 667 00:15:07,085 --> 00:15:08,147 >> Beth: JERRY, MAYBE IT'S TIME 668 00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:09,147 I TAKE THAT TRIP I ALWAYS TALK 669 00:15:10,049 --> 00:15:10,147 ABOUT. 670 00:15:11,049 --> 00:15:12,080 >> Jerry: WHERE WOULD YOU GO? 671 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:13,130 >> Beth: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 672 00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:15,063 ITALY. GREECE. ARGENTINA. 673 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:16,113 >> Jerry: [ as Carnac ] 674 00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,047 COUNTRIES KNOWN FOR THEIR 675 00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:19,057 SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE MEN. 676 00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:20,077 [ CHUCKLES ] 677 00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,143 [ Normal voice ] DID I TELL YOU 678 00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:23,050 HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR NEW 679 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:23,123 HAIRCUT? 680 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,047 [ RUMBLING ] 681 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,147 WHAT THE HECK? 682 00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:27,147 >> THERE HE IS! 683 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:28,140 [ CUSTOMERS GASP, MEESEEKS 684 00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:29,113 SHOUTING ] 685 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:31,077 [ GUNSHOT ] 686 00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:32,160 >> Beth: RUN, JERRY! 687 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,080 AAH! [ PANTING ] 688 00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:37,093 >> COME ON OUT, JERRY! 689 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,117 >> Jerry: GUYS, I'LL CHOKE UP. 690 00:15:39,019 --> 00:15:40,033 I'LL FOLLOW THROUGH. 691 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:40,123 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO 692 00:15:41,025 --> 00:15:41,093 DO, OKAY? 693 00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:43,130 >> OH, WE'RE WELL PAST THAT, 694 00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,057 JERRY. 695 00:15:45,059 --> 00:15:47,093 >> COME ON, RICK, QUIT SK 696 00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:48,113 STALLING. 697 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,073 WHAT DO YA GOT? 698 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:50,167 >> Rick: READ 'EM AND 699 00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:51,143 WE[BURPS]EP, FELLAS! 700 00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:52,130 >> All: AW! 701 00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:54,043 >> Rick: OH, HEY, MORTY. 702 00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:55,060 LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT 703 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,067 ALL THAT STUFF I SAID EARLIER 704 00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:57,070 ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURE. 705 00:15:57,072 --> 00:15:57,143 I-I-I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, 706 00:15:58,045 --> 00:15:58,110 MORTY. 707 00:15:59,012 --> 00:15:59,097 IT'S NOT SO BAD. 708 00:15:59,099 --> 00:15:59,190 >> Morty: LET'S JUST GO HOME, 709 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:00,137 OKAY? 710 00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:01,123 I'M CALLING IT. 711 00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:03,030 THE ADVENTURE'S OVER. 712 00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:03,107 >> Rick: WE CAN'T LEAVE NOW, 713 00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:04,047 MORTY. 714 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,050 I'M ON FIRE! 715 00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:05,123 >> Morty: LOOK, I WANT TO LEAVE 716 00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:06,080 NOW. 717 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:07,143 YOU WIN THE BET, OKAY? 718 00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:09,107 JUST GIVE ME THE PORTAL GUN AND 719 00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:10,107 LET'S GO, PLEASE. 720 00:16:11,009 --> 00:16:12,030 >> [ GROANS ] 721 00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:13,057 >> Morty: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO 722 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:13,140 GO HOME. 723 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:14,133 >> Rick: OKAY. 724 00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:16,047 LISTEN, MORTY. 725 00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:17,080 I JUST WON A BUNCH OF SHMECKELS. 726 00:16:17,082 --> 00:16:18,133 WHY DON'T WE USE 25 OF THEM TO 727 00:16:19,035 --> 00:16:20,060 PAY SLIPPERY STAIR HERE FOR A 728 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,090 RIDE BACK TO THE VILLAGE, AND 729 00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:22,147 THEN WE'LL GIVE THE REST OF THE 730 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,060 SHMECKELS TO THE VILLAGERS, HUH? 731 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:25,067 >> Morty: REALLY? 732 00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:26,097 >> Rick: SURE, MORTY. YEAH. 733 00:16:26,099 --> 00:16:27,120 YOU KNOW, A GOOD ADVENTURE NEEDS 734 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:29,043 A GOOD ENDING. 735 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:30,110 >> Morty: [ GRUNTS ] 736 00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:32,030 >> [ COUGHS ] BUCKLE UP! 737 00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:38,123 >> MEESEEKS ARE NOT BORN INTO 738 00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:40,080 THIS WORLD FUMBLING FOR MEANING, 739 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:40,167 JERRY! 740 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,147 WE ARE CREATED TO SERVE A 741 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:44,127 SINGULAR PURPOSE FOR WHICH WE 742 00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:46,050 WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO 743 00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:47,070 FULFILL! 744 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,133 EXISTENCE IS PAIN TO A MEESEEKS, 745 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:49,133 JERRY. 746 00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:51,080 AND WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO 747 00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:52,117 ALLEVIATE THAT PAIN. 748 00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:53,103 JUST ASK... 749 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:54,093 >> AAH! 750 00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:55,173 >> ...WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MA'AM? 751 00:16:56,075 --> 00:16:57,160 >> S-SAMANTHA. PLEASE, MISTER! 752 00:16:58,062 --> 00:16:59,127 GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS! 753 00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:01,083 >> Jerry: INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE 754 00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:02,153 GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF ME. 755 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,113 WHY AM I SO MEDIOCRE? 756 00:17:06,015 --> 00:17:08,030 [ CRASH! ] 757 00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:09,067 >> Beth: JERRY, TURN AROUND. 758 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,097 STRAIGHTEN YOUR BACK. 759 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:10,183 BEND YOUR KNEES. 760 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:11,160 BEND THEM. 761 00:17:12,062 --> 00:17:13,103 SQUARE YOUR SHOULDERS. 762 00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:16,017 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 763 00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:19,050 I LOVE YOU. 764 00:17:19,052 --> 00:17:20,130 >> I'M COUNTING TO THREE, JERRY. 765 00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:22,050 [ DOOR BANGS ] 766 00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:23,093 [ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING ] 767 00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:34,037 [ CLINK ] 768 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:35,137 [ MEESEEKS "OOH" ] 769 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:37,113 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON? 770 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,030 [ MEESEEKS CHEER ] 771 00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:40,057 >> HE'S GOT IT! 772 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,110 TH-TH-THAT'S A LOWER HANDICAP 773 00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:42,107 STRO-O-KE! 774 00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:47,020 [ MEESEEKS CHEER ] 775 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,037 >> EXCUSE ME. 776 00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,060 I'M A BIT OF A STICKLER 777 00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,070 MEESEEKS. 778 00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,150 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT GAME? 779 00:17:52,052 --> 00:17:53,137 >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! 780 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,093 [ Crying ] WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHORT 781 00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:56,103 GAME?! 782 00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:01,147 [ PLINK ] 783 00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:04,117 >> OOH, NICE! 784 00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:09,023 [ BOTH MOAN ] 785 00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:10,040 >> Jerry: I THINK WE'LL TAKE OUR 786 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:10,123 FOOD TO GO. 787 00:18:11,025 --> 00:18:11,120 >> NO, YOU WON'T. 788 00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:13,047 THE POLICE ARE COMING. 789 00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:13,147 YOU HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS TO 790 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:14,127 ANSWER. 791 00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:17,077 >> Jerry: FAIR ENOUGH. 792 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,133 [ VILLAGERS CHEER ] 793 00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:22,077 [ CHICKEN SQUAWKS ] 794 00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:23,127 >> THANK YOU, KIND SIR. 795 00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:25,060 OUR VILLAGE IS SAVED! 796 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,140 YOU ARE BOTH TRUE HEROES! 797 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,057 >> Morty: OH! [ LAUGHS ] 798 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:30,077 >> Rick: GOOD JOB, MORTY. 799 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:31,123 LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE BET. 800 00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,043 >> Morty: THANKS, RICK, BUT I 801 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,063 DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD. 802 00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:35,070 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT 803 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,080 THE UNIVERSE. 804 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,133 IT'S A CRAZY AND CHAOTIC PLACE. 805 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,070 >> Rick: WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE 806 00:18:39,072 --> 00:18:40,127 THAT'S WHY IT COULD USE A LITTLE 807 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:42,040 CLEANING UP [BURPS] EVERY NOW 808 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,053 AND THEN, YOU KNOW. 809 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,130 THIS ONE'S WRAPPED UP NEAT AND 810 00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:46,047 CLEAN BECAUSE WE DID IT MORTY 811 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:47,053 STYLE. 812 00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:48,127 >> OH! HEROES, WE WOULD LIKE TO 813 00:18:49,029 --> 00:18:50,080 INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR BELOVED 814 00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:51,130 KING SO THAT HE MAY THANK YOU 815 00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:53,043 PERSONALLY. 816 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,103 >> Morty: UH, NO, I-IT'S COOL. 817 00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:56,093 RICK. PORTAL. HURRY. 818 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:04,037 >> AAH! 819 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,100 [ VILLAGERS SCREAM ] 820 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:10,147 >> Jerry: SO... 821 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,057 YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT TAKING 822 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,063 THAT TRIP? 823 00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:14,117 >> Beth: [ SIGHS ] JERRY, LOOK. 824 00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:16,040 WE DON'T HAVE A PERFECT 825 00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:17,043 MARRIAGE, BUT I'M NOT GOING 826 00:19:17,045 --> 00:19:18,047 ANYWHERE. 827 00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:19,090 WHEN WE WERE IN THAT FREEZER, I 828 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,153 REALIZED THE MEESEEKS ARE LIKE 829 00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:22,097 THE GUYS I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL 830 00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:23,153 WITH WILLING TO SAY ANYTHING 831 00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,080 TO "COMPLETE THEIR TASK." 832 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,100 >> Jerry: WAS I ONE OF THOSE 833 00:19:27,002 --> 00:19:27,073 GUYS? 834 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,133 >> Beth: THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU 835 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,063 DIDN'T DISAPPEAR AFTERWARDS. 836 00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:31,073 >> Jerry: WELL... 837 00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:32,097 I GOT YOU PREGNANT. 838 00:19:32,099 --> 00:19:33,127 >> Beth: YEAH... 839 00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:35,053 >> Rick: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED 840 00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,073 TO THIS PLACE? 841 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,117 >> Beth: UH, YOUR MEESEEKS BOX 842 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:38,117 HAPPENED. 843 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:40,037 THEY WENT CRAZY WHEN THEY 844 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:41,040 COULDN'T TAKE TWO STROKES OFF 845 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:41,130 JERRY'S GOLF GAME. 846 00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,040 HE FELT TERRIBLE. 847 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,053 >> Rick: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT 848 00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:44,143 THAT JERRY'S AN IDIOT. 849 00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:46,050 >> Beth: DAD! 850 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,060 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO 851 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,073 CLEAN THIS PLACE UP? 852 00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:49,083 >> Rick: WELL, YOU KNOW, I DO 853 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:50,117 HAVE A FLEESEEKS BOX. 854 00:19:51,019 --> 00:19:51,117 >> Jerry: NO. NO MORE BOXES. 855 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:53,023 >> Rick: WHAT? 856 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:53,120 IT JUST HAS A MOP AND SOME FLOOR 857 00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:54,107 WAX IN IT. 858 00:19:55,009 --> 00:19:55,100 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS! 859 00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:56,080 [ LAUGHTER ] 860 00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:57,127 YEAH! THAT'S MY NEW THING! 861 00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,040 I'M KIND OF LIKE WHAT'S HIS 862 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,060 NAME AR-ARSENIO. 863 00:20:00,062 --> 00:20:01,087 ISN'T THAT IT'S WHAT ARSENIO 864 00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:02,120 USED TO SAY ON HIS SHOW. 865 00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:03,107 WOBBLE GOBBA LOP BOPS! 866 00:20:04,009 --> 00:20:04,080 RIGHT? 867 00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:05,123 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, EVERYBODY. 868 00:20:06,025 --> 00:20:06,120 >> Beth: I DON'T GET IT. 869 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:38,120 [ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] 870 00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:40,040 >> [ PANTING ] 871 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,100 SIR, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO 872 00:20:42,002 --> 00:20:43,027 WANT TO SEE THIS. 873 00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:44,087 WE FOUND IT INSIDE A LOCKBOX 874 00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:45,170 INSIDE KING JELLY BEAN'S CLOSET. 875 00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:47,093 >> [ RETCHES ] 876 00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:48,133 >> WE HAVE TO TELL THE PEOPLE. 877 00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:50,120 >> WAIT. 878 00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:52,087 DESTROY IT. 879 00:20:57,075 --> 00:20:58,167 OUR PEOPLE WILL GET MORE FROM 880 00:20:59,069 --> 00:21:00,167 THE IDEA HE REPRESENTED THAN 881 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:02,130 FROM THE JELLY BEAN HE ACTUALLY 882 00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:03,117 WAS. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net