1 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:33,365 >> Jerry: ♪ LAST KING CHRISTMAS 2 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:34,765 LAST ARRIVED ♪ 3 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:37,095 ♪ ON THE CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS ♪ 4 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:37,465 [ SNIFFS ] 5 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:38,965 MMM. 6 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:40,195 JERRY, YOU ARE REALLY GIVING IT 7 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,665 TO THIS HAM. 8 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,665 [ DEVICES BEEPING ] 9 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:45,365 UM, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 10 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:46,665 HELLO? 11 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:47,725 MY PARENTS ARE COMING OVER FOR 12 00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:48,865 THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS. 13 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:49,865 CAN WE STOW THE GADGETS AND LOOK 14 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:50,495 ALIVE? 15 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,495 >> Beth: ALIVE? 16 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,325 FOR YOURPARENTS? 17 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:53,225 >> Jerry: MM, GOOD ONE. 18 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:54,265 >> Beth: HEY, MAN! 19 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:55,065 >> Jerry: YOU"HEY, MAN!" 20 00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:56,525 THIS HOLIDAY IS ABOUT HUMANITY. 21 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:57,725 >> Morty: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT 22 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:58,565 WAS ABOUT BEING BORN HALF-GOD 23 00:00:58,690 --> 00:00:59,325 OR SOMETHING. 24 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,625 >> Jerry: WHATEVER. 25 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:01,625 ALL ELECTRONIC ITEMS ARE GOING 26 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:02,495 IN THE STOCKING NOW. 27 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:03,565 >> Morty: [ GROANS ] 28 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:04,364 >> Summer: DAD, I'M NOT GIVING 29 00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:04,995 YOU MY PHONE. 30 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,095 >> Jerry: PUT IT IN THE 31 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:07,265 STOCKING, SUMMER, OR I'M JOINING 32 00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:07,795 FACEBOOK. 33 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,525 >> Summer: [ GASPS ] 34 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:09,364 [ DOOR OPENS ] 35 00:01:09,489 --> 00:01:10,065 >> Rick: A-HO, HO, HO, 36 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:10,795 EVERYBODY. 37 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:11,495 >> Jerry: MORE LIKE "WHOA, WHOA, 38 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:12,125 WHOA." 39 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:12,694 WHAT IS THIS? 40 00:01:12,819 --> 00:01:13,665 MY PARENTS ARE COMING! 41 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:14,724 >> Rick: CALM DOWN, JERRY. 42 00:01:14,849 --> 00:01:16,165 THIS IS REUBEN, AN OLD FRIEND. 43 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:16,924 >> PEARL HARBOR. 44 00:01:17,049 --> 00:01:17,894 >> Rick: I CHECK IN ON HIM ONCE 45 00:01:18,019 --> 00:01:18,795 A YEAR AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE 46 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,025 [BURPS] MEDICAL [BURPS] 47 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:20,625 EVALUATION. 48 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,625 >> Beth: AWW! 49 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,965 DAD, THAT IS SO SWEET! 50 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:25,765 >> Jerry: YEAH, IT IS. 51 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:26,995 I DON'T GET IT. 52 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:27,765 >> KOREA. 53 00:01:27,890 --> 00:01:28,864 >> Rick: DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR 54 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:29,924 [BURPS] C-CHRISTMAS, JERRY. 55 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:30,894 [BURPS] I'LL BE WITH REUBEN IN 56 00:01:31,019 --> 00:01:31,924 MY WORKSHOP WHILE YOU GUYS ARE 57 00:01:32,049 --> 00:01:32,825 HAVING ANOTHER DAY IN 58 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:33,565 PHIL COLLINS' PROVERBIAL 59 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:34,465 PARADISE. 60 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:35,364 >> Jerry: HUH. 61 00:01:35,489 --> 00:01:36,224 YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY. 62 00:01:36,349 --> 00:01:36,995 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 63 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,025 OKAY, THERE'S MY PARENTS. 64 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:39,795 NOW, REMEMBER NO TV, NO 65 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,364 PHONES, NO LAPTOPS. 66 00:01:41,489 --> 00:01:42,765 WE ARE CONNECTING THIS 67 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:44,465 CHRISTMAS, LIKE OLD-SCHOOL JEWS 68 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:45,565 ON A SATURDAY. 69 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:46,395 HEY, HEY! 70 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,194 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, SON. 71 00:01:48,319 --> 00:01:49,165 >> Jerry: UH, HI. 72 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:49,965 CAN I HELP YOU? 73 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,495 >> JERRY, THIS IS JACOB. 74 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:52,724 DIDN'T YOU GET OUR TEXT MESSAGE? 75 00:01:52,849 --> 00:01:53,765 >> Together: NO! 76 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:55,025 >> YOU MUST BE JERRY. 77 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,495 THAT'S A FINE-LOOKING APRON. 78 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:57,665 WILLIAMS-SONOMA? 79 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:58,825 >> Jerry: I WISH! [ CHUCKLES ] 80 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:00,495 BUT THANK YOU. 81 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,765 SO, YOU'RE A... FRIEND OF THE 82 00:02:01,890 --> 00:02:02,894 FAMILY? 83 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:04,795 >> UH, THE WAY WE SEE IT, HE'S A 84 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,724 PART OF THE FAMILY. 85 00:02:05,849 --> 00:02:06,825 >> Jerry: WOW. 86 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:08,125 >> AFTER YOUR FATHER'S BRUSH 87 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,625 WITH CANCER AND LOSING YOUR 88 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,664 UNCLE, WE LOOKED AT LIFE AND 89 00:02:11,789 --> 00:02:13,595 WONDERED, HOW HAVE WE SPENT IT, 90 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,425 AND HOW DO WE SPEND THE REST OF 91 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:15,495 IT? 92 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,565 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO BE WHEN WE 93 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:18,425 DIE A LIST OF FEARS AND 94 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:20,595 QUESTIONS OR A COLLECTION OF 95 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,365 REAL EXPERIENCES? 96 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:22,995 >> Beth: HOLY CRAP. 97 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,625 JOYCE, THAT'S AMAZING. 98 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,495 >> THEN JACOB CAME INTO OUR 99 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,194 LIVES, AND... WE'RE LEARNING TO 100 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:28,794 LIVE AGAIN. 101 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:29,895 >> ALL THREE OF US. 102 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:30,824 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 103 00:02:30,949 --> 00:02:33,025 >> Jerry: COOL. 104 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:33,824 EGGNOG? 105 00:02:33,949 --> 00:02:35,164 >> NOW WE ARE TALKING! 106 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,324 THIS MAN'S GOT THE APRON AND THE 107 00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:36,824 EGGNOG, HUH? 108 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,095 [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:40,194 >> Rick: HI, JOYCE. LEONARD. 110 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:40,895 HELLO, THERE. 111 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,065 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAN. 112 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:43,095 >> Rick: MORTY, A MOMENT OF YOUR 113 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:43,565 TIME? 114 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:44,465 >> [ GURGLING ] 115 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,065 >> Rick: HE'S IN BAD SHAPE, 116 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:45,724 MORTY. 117 00:02:45,849 --> 00:02:46,425 >> Morty: AW, GEEZ, RICK. 118 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:47,365 WHAT'D YOU DO? 119 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:48,425 >> Rick: GEE, THANKS, MORTY. 120 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:49,194 W-W-WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DO YOU 121 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:49,995 THINK I AM? 122 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,365 I-I-I'M SITTING HERE TRYING TO 123 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:52,324 SAVE THE GUY'S LIFE. 124 00:02:52,449 --> 00:02:53,264 I NEED YOUR HELP. 125 00:02:53,389 --> 00:02:53,895 I WANT YOU TO FIND 126 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:54,925 DR. XENON BLOOM. 127 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,125 HE'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 128 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,495 >> Morty: UH, W-W-W-WHERE 129 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:58,995 WHERE DO I FIND DR. BLOOM? 130 00:02:59,120 --> 00:02:59,824 >> Rick: IN REUBEN. 131 00:02:59,949 --> 00:03:00,525 >> Morty: REUBEN, MINNE 132 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:01,224 MINNESOTA? 133 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,125 >> Rick: REUBEN ON THE TABLE, 134 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,065 MORTY. 135 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:04,694 LOOK, I-I-I [BELCHES] I DON'T 136 00:03:04,819 --> 00:03:05,995 HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO WRAP YOUR 137 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,495 LITTLE WALNUT AROUND EVERYTHING. 138 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,764 JUST HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL THE 139 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:09,694 PROCESS IS OVER OR YOUR LUNGS 140 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:10,565 WILL COLLAPSE. 141 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,164 >> Morty: WHAT PROC 142 00:03:11,289 --> 00:03:13,865 [ SCREAMS ] 143 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:14,794 >> Rick: [ GRUNTS ] 144 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:15,525 >> Beth: HEY, DAD, WHERE'S 145 00:03:15,650 --> 00:03:16,065 MORTY? 146 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:17,525 >> Rick: HE'S BUSY. 147 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:19,794 >> Morty: [ SCREAMING ] 148 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:20,995 [ PANTING ] 149 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,625 >> Rick: MORTY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 150 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:22,595 HEAD NORTH. 151 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,025 >> Morty: RICK, WHERE AM I? 152 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:25,724 >> Rick: DEPENDING ON MY AIM, 153 00:03:25,849 --> 00:03:26,365 YOU SHOULD BE JUST SOUTH OF THE 154 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:27,095 ENTRANCE. 155 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:28,425 >> Morty: ENTRANCE TO WHAT? 156 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:29,625 >> Rick: WELCOME, MORTY. 157 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:30,425 WELCOME... 158 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:31,495 >> Morty: [ GASPS ] 159 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,224 >> Rick:... TO ANATOMY PARK! 160 00:03:34,349 --> 00:03:35,664 IT'S A LITTLE BUSINESS VENTURE 161 00:03:35,789 --> 00:03:36,895 I'VE BEEN COOKING UP ON THE SIDE 162 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,025 WITH DR. BLOOM AN AMUSEMENT 163 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:39,465 PARK INSIDE A HUMAN BODY. 164 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:40,465 SCIENCE ISN'T CH [BURPS] 165 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,525 CHEAP, MORTY. 166 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:42,724 THIS SHOULD REALLY HELP PUT A 167 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:43,764 DENT IN THE OVERHEAD. 168 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:44,724 >> Morty: OH, MY GOD! 169 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:45,895 THIS IS INSANE! 170 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,365 SPLEEN MOUNTAIN? 171 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:48,425 BLADDER FALLS? 172 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:49,264 PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS? 173 00:03:49,389 --> 00:03:50,395 >> Rick: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH 174 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,065 THAT LAST ONE, MORTY? 175 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,065 >> Morty: HUH? NO, NO. 176 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,194 I'M JUST READING'EM OUT LOUD IN 177 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:54,164 THE ORDER THAT I'M SEEING'EM. 178 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:55,224 >> Rick: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 179 00:03:55,349 --> 00:03:56,164 IF I SOUNDED A LITTLE DEFENSIVE, 180 00:03:56,289 --> 00:03:56,895 IT'S BECAUSE 181 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:57,565 PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS WAS MY 182 00:03:57,690 --> 00:03:58,465 BABY. 183 00:03:58,590 --> 00:03:59,465 YOU KNOW, I GOT I GOT A LOT 184 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:00,224 OF PUSHBACK WHEN I PITCHED IT, 185 00:04:00,349 --> 00:04:00,865 MORTY. 186 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:01,595 I GUESS I'M STILL A LITTLE 187 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,465 DEFENSIVE. 188 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,194 LET'S JUST FIND DR. BLOOM, 189 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:03,895 ALL RIGHT? 190 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:04,895 I-I'M PICKING UP A DISTRESS 191 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:05,824 SIGNAL IN THE LIVER, MORTY. 192 00:04:05,949 --> 00:04:07,689 PROCEED TO THE LIVER. 193 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:12,925 >> ARRIVING AT... 194 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:13,824 [ BELL DINGS ] 195 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:14,925 ... LIVER. 196 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:15,894 >> Morty: OW! 197 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:17,518 >> MIND THE GAP. 198 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:20,694 >> Morty: IT'S REALLY SCARY IN 199 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:21,565 HERE, RICK. 200 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:22,324 >> Rick: THE LIVER'S UNDER 201 00:04:22,449 --> 00:04:23,125 MAINTENANCE. 202 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:23,865 REUBEN'S SEEN SOME ROUGH YEARS, 203 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:24,464 MORTY. 204 00:04:24,589 --> 00:04:25,194 DON'T JUDGE. 205 00:04:25,319 --> 00:04:26,295 YOU DON'T AGREE TO HAVE A THEME 206 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:27,425 PARK BUILT INSIDE YOU IF YOUR 207 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:29,795 LIFE'S GOING GREAT. 208 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,565 >> [ ROARS ] 209 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:31,394 >> Morty: [ SCREAMS ] 210 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:32,495 RICK! IT'S A MONSTER! 211 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,595 >> Rick: NO, NO, NO. MORTY. 212 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,694 THE ONLY MONSTER HERE IS 213 00:04:34,819 --> 00:04:36,795 ALCO...[BELCHES]... HOLISM. 214 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,595 THAT IS AN ANIMATRONIC WEREWOLF. 215 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,524 >> [ GRUNTS ] 216 00:04:39,649 --> 00:04:40,464 WHO ARE YOU?! 217 00:04:40,589 --> 00:04:41,694 ANSWER ME! 218 00:04:41,819 --> 00:04:42,725 WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 219 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:43,524 >> Morty: MY MY MY GRANDPA 220 00:04:43,649 --> 00:04:44,365 RICK SENT ME! 221 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:45,425 >> PONCHO! 222 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:46,894 THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH. 223 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:48,894 MORTY, THAT'S PONCHO. 224 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:50,365 THIS IS ROGER AND ANNIE. 225 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,625 >> Morty: [ GASPS ] 226 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,425 >> AND I AM DR. XENON BLOOM. 227 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:55,194 >> Morty: [ GASPS ] 228 00:04:55,319 --> 00:04:56,264 >> Rick: HEY, BLOOM, IT'S RICK. 229 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:57,264 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 230 00:04:57,389 --> 00:04:59,295 >> I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THE 231 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:01,595 ENTIRE SECURITY SYSTEM HAS SHUT 232 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,725 DOWN, AND I'M AFRAID... THE 233 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:05,495 EXHIBITS ARE UNLOCKED. 234 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,995 >> Morty: EXHIBITS? 235 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,694 >> ANATOMY PARK'S GREATEST 236 00:05:08,819 --> 00:05:10,165 ATTRACTION, YOUNG MAN, ISN'T THE 237 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:11,964 MUSIC OR THE FOOD OR THE... 238 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:12,995 PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS. 239 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,194 >> Rick: WATCH IT. 240 00:05:14,319 --> 00:05:15,964 >> IT IS, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A 241 00:05:16,089 --> 00:05:18,264 LIVING MUSEUM OF HUMANITY'S MOST 242 00:05:18,389 --> 00:05:19,665 NOBLE AND FEROCIOUS DISEASES. 243 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:20,625 >> Morty: DISEASES? 244 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:21,524 [ CREATURE ROARS ] 245 00:05:21,649 --> 00:05:22,595 >> HEY, DOC. 246 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,865 I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 247 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:26,565 YOUR LIVING MUSEUM IS OFFICIALLY 248 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:28,065 A WILD SAFARI! 249 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:29,995 >> HEPATITIS A! RUN! 250 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,318 [ ALL SCREAM ] 251 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,625 >> OH, THE FOOD GOES INYOUR 252 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:38,394 MOUTH, GIRL. 253 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:39,264 [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:05:39,389 --> 00:05:40,565 >> [ Laughing ] OH, JACOB. 255 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:41,865 >> Jerry: [ LAUGHS ] 256 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:43,565 I-I'M SORRY, JACOB. 257 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:44,694 I-I GUESS I'M STILL CONFUSED 258 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:46,194 ABOUT THE PRECISE NATURE AND 259 00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:47,625 ORIGIN OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH 260 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:48,725 MY PARENTS. 261 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:49,625 ARE YOU, LIKE, UH ARE YOU, 262 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,425 LIKE, THEIR CARETAKER? 263 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,194 IS THAT WHAT IT IS? 264 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:52,295 >> WE CAN GO INTO DETAIL LATER, 265 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:52,764 SON. 266 00:05:52,889 --> 00:05:53,894 >> NOW, WAIT. 267 00:05:54,019 --> 00:05:55,865 TH-THERE'S NO POINT TO SECRECY. 268 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:57,824 LET'S ALL LIVE AND DIE HONESTLY. 269 00:05:57,949 --> 00:05:58,995 YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE SHARED 270 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,795 40 YEARS OF EACH OTHER, MIND, 271 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,295 BODY, AND SOUL, AND WHEN MINDS 272 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:03,824 AND SOULS ARE JOINED FOR 273 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:06,125 ETERNITY AND WHEN ETERNITY IS 274 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,065 AT THE DOOR, IT'S AN INVITATION 275 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:09,824 TO LET GO OF THE BODY AND AN 276 00:06:09,949 --> 00:06:11,524 OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE AND 277 00:06:11,649 --> 00:06:12,125 EXPERIMENT. 278 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,065 >> Jerry: DAD, PLEASE. 279 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:14,125 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 280 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,225 >> Beth: WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S 281 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,095 BEAUTIFUL, LEONARD, AND WE 282 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:16,964 SUPPORT YOU. 283 00:06:17,089 --> 00:06:18,024 >> Jerry: HEY, SPEAK FOR 284 00:06:18,149 --> 00:06:19,225 YOURSELF, BECAUSE IT [LAUGHS 285 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:20,324 NERVOUSLY] SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE 286 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:21,264 ABOUT TO SAY JACOB IS YOUR 287 00:06:21,389 --> 00:06:21,925 LOVER. 288 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,295 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 289 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:24,995 JACOB IS YOUR MOTHER'S LOVER. 290 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,365 [ CHUCKLES ] 291 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,095 I WATCH THEM SOMETIMES FROM A 292 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,964 CHAIR AND SOMETIMES FROM A 293 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,625 CLOSET, ALMOST ALWAYS DRESSED AS 294 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:32,524 SUPERMAN. 295 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:34,324 >> [ SMOOCHES ] 296 00:06:34,449 --> 00:06:37,725 >> OH. 297 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:38,725 JERRY, THIS HAM HAS GOT TO BE 298 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:39,524 ALL YOU, RIGHT? 299 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,925 IT'S INCREDIBLE. 300 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:42,694 [ CHUCKLES ] 301 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:43,495 >> Summer: HAPPY HUMAN HOLIDAY, 302 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,725 DAD. 303 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:46,964 >> AAH! 304 00:06:47,089 --> 00:06:49,024 >> [ ROARS ] 305 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:50,365 >> HEPATITIS WON'T FOLLOW US 306 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:54,125 INTO THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM. 307 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,225 >> THAT'S STRANGE. 308 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:56,894 AIRFLOW IS DOWN 20%. 309 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:57,865 >> SO, THE BRAIN ISN'T GETTING 310 00:06:57,990 --> 00:06:59,495 ENOUGH OXYGEN. 311 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,764 THAT'SWHY SECURITY'S OFFLINE. 312 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:01,795 >> Morty: WELL, I GUESS WE 313 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,549 BETTER CHECK IT OUT. 314 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:07,964 >> HEY! WAIT FOR ME! 315 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:11,824 >> PUT THAT BACK ON! 316 00:07:11,949 --> 00:07:12,964 >> IF WE GOT UP TO THE BRONCHIAL 317 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:13,725 CATWALK, WE COULD LOOK FOR A 318 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,625 BLOCKAGE. 319 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:15,795 >> Morty: I'LL GO. 320 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,365 [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 321 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:18,595 >> DON'T BE A HERO, KID. 322 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,795 >> Morty: I'M NOT. 323 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,125 I'M DOING IT BECAUSE IT'S FUN. 324 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,324 >> WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE. 325 00:07:23,449 --> 00:07:24,995 >> WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FIRE 326 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,295 THAT THING IN HERE. 327 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:27,925 WE MUST SAVE REUBEN. 328 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:28,925 THIS IS MY LIFE'S WORK. 329 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:29,824 [ BLOB SQUEALS ] 330 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:30,824 >> [ GASPS ] 331 00:07:30,949 --> 00:07:32,324 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, MY DEAR. 332 00:07:32,449 --> 00:07:34,295 NEARLY ALL HUMAN LUNGS CONTAIN A 333 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,194 STRAIN OF THESE BACTERIA, BUT 334 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:39,024 THE SCAR TISSUE KEEPS THEM... 335 00:07:39,149 --> 00:07:40,125 DORMANT. 336 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,665 MORTY, GET DOWN! 337 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:42,595 >> Morty: WHOA-HO-HO! 338 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,925 WHOA! 339 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:45,095 [ BACTERIA SNARL ] 340 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:46,725 >> Morty: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 341 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:50,065 [ GRUNTING ] 342 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:51,464 OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS? 343 00:07:51,589 --> 00:07:52,725 >> TUBERCULOSIS COMING IN 344 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:53,795 FAST! 345 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,024 >> NOT FASTER THAN A BULLET! 346 00:07:55,149 --> 00:07:55,995 AAH! 347 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,194 >> NO! 348 00:07:57,319 --> 00:07:58,725 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! 349 00:07:58,850 --> 00:07:59,694 >> [ COUGHS ] 350 00:07:59,819 --> 00:08:01,648 >> All: WHOA! 351 00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:05,524 >> GET TO THE DIGESTIVE TRACT! 352 00:08:05,649 --> 00:08:06,295 HE'S COUGHING! 353 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,165 >> [ COUGHS ] 354 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:09,324 >> WHOAAAA! 355 00:08:09,449 --> 00:08:10,365 DON'T LET ME DIE! 356 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,324 >> Rick: JUST TAKE A DEEP 357 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,095 BREATH, REUBEN. 358 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,225 >> [ GASPS ] 359 00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:14,595 >> Morty: YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE! 360 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,565 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 361 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:16,194 >> MY NAME IS... 362 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:17,365 >> [ COUGHS ] 363 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,964 >> ALEXAND [ SCREAMS ] 364 00:08:20,089 --> 00:08:21,764 >> [ COUGHS ] 365 00:08:21,889 --> 00:08:23,194 [ ALL GRUNT ] 366 00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:24,194 >> Morty: RICK R-R-REUBEN'S 367 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:25,394 GOT TUBERCULOSIS! 368 00:08:25,519 --> 00:08:26,495 >> Rick: OH, GREAT WORK, MORTY. 369 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,125 OKAY, I'LL JUST CURE IT AND 370 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:27,725 THEN 371 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:29,125 [ FLATLINE ] 372 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,194 OKAY. 373 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:31,795 WELL, I CAN'T CURE DEATH. 374 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,095 THIS IS BAD, MORTY. 375 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:34,264 YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A DEAD MAN. 376 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,524 LISTEN, IF THE SITUATION KEEPS 377 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,695 DARKENING, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR 378 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:37,365 AND POP BY 379 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:38,495 PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS. 380 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,825 OBVIOUSLY I'M BIASED, BUT I 381 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:40,965 THINK IT'S GREAT, MORTY. 382 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:42,095 IT'S A BUNCH OF [BELCHES] 383 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:43,095 PIRATES RUNNING AROUND A 384 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,264 [BELCHES] PANCREAS. 385 00:08:44,389 --> 00:08:45,465 WE DON'T WHITEWASH IT, EITHER, 386 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:46,225 MORTY. 387 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,394 I MEAN, THE PIRATES ARE REALLY 388 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:48,565 RAPEY. 389 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:49,924 THE TOP PRIORITY IS TO GET, YOU 390 00:08:50,049 --> 00:08:51,125 KNOW, YOU GUYS OUT OF THERE, BUT 391 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,365 I'M JUST SAYING, IF THAT BECOMES 392 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,225 IMPOSSIBLE, PLEASE, YOU GOTTA 393 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:54,388 TREAT YOURSELF. 394 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:55,995 >> Morty: OH, MAN. 395 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:56,965 W-W-W-WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE 396 00:08:57,090 --> 00:08:58,095 SMELL? 397 00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,095 >> YOU MEAN THE PANDA EXPRESS? 398 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,195 [ CHUCKLES ] 399 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,195 KIDDING. I-I'M KIDDING. 400 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,394 THE BODY IS BEGINNING TO 401 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,625 CONSTRICT AND FILL WITH GAS. 402 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,825 WE'RE INSIDE A CORPSE, MY BOY. 403 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:08,865 ANATOMY PARK IS DOOMED. 404 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:09,725 >> Morty: FORGET ABOUT THE 405 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:10,894 PARK, DOCTOR! 406 00:09:11,019 --> 00:09:11,924 HOW DO WE GET OUT? 407 00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:13,264 >> THE DIGESTIVE TRACT IS THE 408 00:09:13,389 --> 00:09:14,225 EVACUATION ROUTE. 409 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,365 GET IT? 410 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,495 THERE'S AN EMERGENCY STATION IN 411 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,924 THE COLON WITH A RAY THAT CAN 412 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:18,995 ENLARGE US ALL. 413 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:19,924 >> Morty: EVERYBODY, HEAD FOR 414 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:20,965 THE COLON! 415 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:22,195 >> NOW I'M TAKING ORDERS FROM A 416 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,865 12-YEAR-OLD BOY? 417 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:25,495 >> MORTY, THE SCAR SACS 418 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,264 CONTAINING THE TUBERCULOSIS WERE 419 00:09:27,389 --> 00:09:28,524 SABOTAGED. 420 00:09:28,649 --> 00:09:30,825 THIS DISASTER WAS AN INSIDE JOB. 421 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:33,195 KEEP YOUR EYE ON ANNIE. 422 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,125 SHE WAS WRITTEN UP SEVERAL TIMES 423 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,595 BY HER MANAGER AT THE CHURRO 424 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,424 STAND. 425 00:09:37,549 --> 00:09:39,024 >> INTESTINES ARE AHEAD TO THE 426 00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:40,195 LEFT, THEN TO THE RIGHT, THEN 427 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:44,024 LEFT, ET CETERA. 428 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:44,995 >> Morty: HEY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 429 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,764 I-I-I'M ACTUALLY 14. 430 00:09:46,889 --> 00:09:47,595 SO, YOU KNOW... 431 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,325 >> WHAT? 432 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:49,725 >> Morty: NOT 12. 433 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,495 >> OKAY. 434 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:52,924 >> Morty: YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE 435 00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:54,024 JUST SAID I WAS 12. 436 00:09:54,149 --> 00:09:55,065 >> OH. 437 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,865 GOOD FOR YOU. 438 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,325 >> Rick: OOF. UGH. MORTY. 439 00:09:58,450 --> 00:09:59,924 STRIKE ONE. 440 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:00,825 >> Morty: [ GROANS ] 441 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,225 [ FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYS ] 442 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,325 >> ♪ IT'S A ROAD OF WONDER ♪ 443 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:06,264 ♪ A TRAIL OF FOOD ♪ 444 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:08,264 ♪ IT'S A PATHWAY TO BREAK UP 445 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:10,225 THE BAD AND GOOD ♪ 446 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,264 ♪ IT'S A TUBE THAT DIGESTS 447 00:10:12,389 --> 00:10:14,125 AND THEN SENDS OUT THE REST ♪ 448 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,565 ♪ IT'S A SMALL, SMALL 449 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:18,294 INTESTINE ♪ 450 00:10:18,419 --> 00:10:19,695 >> IT GOES ON LIKE THIS FOR 451 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,065 MILES. 452 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,095 >> THEN WE GET TO THE LARGE 453 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:22,894 INTESTINE! 454 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:23,595 [ CREATURE ROARS ] 455 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,664 SHH! 456 00:10:24,789 --> 00:10:26,089 I HEAR SOMETHING. 457 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:29,924 >> [ ROARS ] 458 00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:31,294 >> Don't move. 459 00:10:31,419 --> 00:10:33,325 Gonorrhea can't see us if we 460 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:34,794 don't move. 461 00:10:34,919 --> 00:10:37,294 >> [ ROARS ] 462 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,264 >> WAIT, I WAS WRONG. 463 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:39,595 I WAS THINKING OF A T. REX. 464 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,565 [ ALL SCREAM ] 465 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:43,018 >> MOVE! 466 00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:47,924 >> WE'RE SITTING DUCKS! 467 00:10:48,049 --> 00:10:49,095 >> Morty: DOC, DIDN'T YOU SAY 468 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:49,825 THAT THE BODY WAS FILLING WITH 469 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:50,195 GAS? 470 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,495 >> YES. WHY? 471 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,195 >> KID, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 472 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,125 >> ARE YOU MAD?! 473 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,725 >> Morty: EVERYBODY, IN HERE! 474 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:56,764 >> [ ROARS ] 475 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,325 >> HEY, GONORRHEA! 476 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,825 HOW'S THISFOR A BURNING 477 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,089 SENSATION? 478 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:07,894 >> [ GROANS ] 479 00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:09,424 >> HUH. 480 00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:11,024 >> Morty: [ GIGGLES ] 481 00:11:11,149 --> 00:11:12,195 >> Summer: ♪ DRUMMER DRUM DRUM 482 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,294 DRUM DRUM DRUM ♪ 483 00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:14,294 ♪ DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM DRUM 484 00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:15,065 DRUM ♪ 485 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,164 ♪ CHRISTMAS DRUMS ♪ 486 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:17,424 >> OH, SING IT, SUMMER. 487 00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:18,365 >> Summer: ♪ CHRISTMAS DRUMS 488 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:19,365 BEING PLAYED BY A BO-O-O-Y ♪ 489 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:19,995 >> OH, I LOVE TO HEAR YOU SING. 490 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,995 [ LAUGHS ] 491 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,995 >> Summer: [ SCATTING ] 492 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:24,995 >> Beth: JERRY, COME ON. 493 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,024 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 494 00:11:26,149 --> 00:11:27,164 >> Jerry: I GET IT, BETH. 495 00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:28,495 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 496 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,225 I'M BEING PUNISHED FOR TAKING 497 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:29,995 YOUR iPAD. 498 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,195 >> Beth: WHAT? 499 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,125 JERRY, LET THAT STUFF GO, OKAY? 500 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,325 I'M SORRY I WAS A BITCH EARLIER. 501 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:36,565 LET'S JUST BE HERE. 502 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:37,495 >> [ GRUNTS ] SUMMER! 503 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,465 >> Summer: ETHAN? 504 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,625 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 505 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,595 >> I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU FOR 506 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,095 HOURS! 507 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,095 WHAT THE HELL?! 508 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:42,924 >> Summer: I DON'T HAVE MY 509 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:43,595 PHONE! 510 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,095 I'M DOING A HUMAN HOLIDAY! 511 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,524 >> WELL, DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER 512 00:11:46,649 --> 00:11:47,995 HOW THAT MIGHT MAKE MEFEEL?! 513 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,125 >> Summer: HOW YOUFEEL?! 514 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,164 WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS 515 00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:51,365 HAPPENING TO YOU?! 516 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:52,365 >> Jerry: SUMMER, DO YOU HAVE A 517 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:53,394 BOYFRIEND? 518 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:54,725 >> YEAH, DO YOU, SUMMER? 519 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:55,924 >> Summer: I DON'T KNOW, ETHAN. 520 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,095 DO I?! 521 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,365 >> JERRY, NO DISRESPECT, BUT YOU 522 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:00,365 REALLY NEED TO CONNECT MORE WITH 523 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,595 YOUR FAMILY, MAN. 524 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,164 >> I SHOULD BE ABLE TO ACCESS 525 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:05,294 THE BACKUP GENERATOR TO GET THE 526 00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:06,325 GROWTH RAY ONLINE. 527 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:07,595 IF IT WORKS, WE'LL BE 528 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,225 REGULAR-SIZED IN A FEW MINUTES. 529 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:10,264 I JUST HOPE REUBEN'S NOT IN A 530 00:12:10,389 --> 00:12:11,095 ROOM WITH WHITE CARPETS OR 531 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:11,764 UPHOLSTERY. 532 00:12:11,889 --> 00:12:12,595 [ RUMBLING ] 533 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,294 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 534 00:12:14,419 --> 00:12:15,565 >> THE SPHINCTER DAM. 535 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,024 WE BUILT IT WHEN REUBEN BECAME 536 00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:18,294 INCONTINENT, BUT IT WAS NOT 537 00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:21,095 DESIGNED TO HOLD A CORPSE LOAD. 538 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,325 >> I'VE ALMOST GOT IT. 539 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,195 EVERYBODY, MOVE INSIDE THE 540 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:23,995 CIRCLE. 541 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,065 [ BACTERIUM SQUEALS ] 542 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,294 >> Morty: PONCHO? 543 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:27,995 WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR BACKPACK? 544 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,065 >> THAT'S BUBONIC PLAGUE! 545 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:30,894 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT, 546 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:31,294 PONCHO? 547 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:32,195 >> [ GASPS ] 548 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,465 >> EVERYBODY, GET BACK! 549 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,125 >> PONCHO, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 550 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,565 YOU RELEASED THE TUBERCULOSIS 551 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,264 SO YOU COULD STEAL FROM ME? 552 00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:39,995 >> THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 553 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,424 A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD PAY TOP 554 00:12:41,549 --> 00:12:42,695 DOLLAR TO DECIMATE THE 555 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:43,764 POPULATION. 556 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,195 I'LL TAKE THE HIGHEST BIDDER 557 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,225 AL-QAEDA, NORTH KOREA, 558 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,595 REPUBLICANS, SHRINERS, BALDING 559 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,325 MEN THAT WORK OUT, PEOPLE ON THE 560 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:52,965 INTERNET THAT ARE ONLY TURNED ON 561 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,294 BY CARTOONS OF JAPANESE 562 00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:56,164 TEENAGERS ANYTHING IS BETTER 563 00:12:56,289 --> 00:12:57,894 THAN WORKING FOR YOU, YOU 564 00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:00,125 POMPOUS, NEGLIGENT, 565 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,495 iTUNES-GIFT-CARD-AS-A-HOLIDAY- 566 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,394 BONUS-GIVING MOTHER 567 00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:04,424 >> Morty: [ SCREAMS ] 568 00:13:04,549 --> 00:13:05,195 >> [ GRUNTS ] 569 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,625 COME ON! 570 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,365 >> Morty: [ GROANS ] 571 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:09,394 >> [ LAUGHS ] 572 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:10,125 [ BACTERIUM SQUEALS ] 573 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,065 >> AAH! 574 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,195 [ GRUNTS ] GET OFF! 575 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,164 [ SCREAMS ] 576 00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:16,095 [ RUMBLING ] 577 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,125 >> YOU GUYS! 578 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,394 >> IT'S GONNA BURST! GO! 579 00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:19,465 GO, GO, GO! 580 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,024 [ ALL PANTING ] 581 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:22,794 MY FOOT IS STUCK. 582 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:23,365 >> NO! 583 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:24,294 >> IT'S OKAY! 584 00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:25,524 IT'S OKAY. JUST GO. 585 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:26,764 TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM. 586 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,825 THEY MAY BE HARD TO FIND'CAUSE 587 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,164 MY WIFE KEPT HER LAST NAME AND 588 00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:30,225 SHE MADE THE KIDS TAKE IT, TOO, 589 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,725 SO, I-I DON'T KNOW, YOU CAN 590 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:32,865 >> NO! 591 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,794 [ SOBS ] 592 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:37,225 >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, 593 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,664 ETHAN. 594 00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:39,764 WHERE'S THE ANGER COMING FROM, 595 00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:40,465 MAN? 596 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:41,394 >> FROM SUMMER BEING A TOTAL 597 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,595 BITCH! 598 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,065 >> WHERE'S THE ANGER COMING 599 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,195 FROM? 600 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,125 >> MY BROTHER... TOOK ME FISHING 601 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,394 ONCE... IN THE BUSHES... 602 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:52,664 [ WHIMPERS ] 603 00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:53,264 [ Voice breaking ] I CAN'T... I 604 00:13:53,389 --> 00:13:54,024 CAN'T... 605 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:55,125 [ SOBS ] 606 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,024 HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE A GIRL! 607 00:13:57,149 --> 00:13:59,095 I HE MADE ME A GIRL! 608 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,625 [ SOBS ] 609 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,264 >> HE DIDN'T MAKE YOU ANYTHING, 610 00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:02,424 MAN. 611 00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:04,394 YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE. 612 00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:06,394 SHE IS WHO SHE IS. 613 00:14:06,519 --> 00:14:08,495 NOW, YOU GO TO HER... BRAND-NEW. 614 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,664 >> COME HERE, RIGHT NOW. 615 00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:11,024 >> Summer: OH, MY GOD. 616 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:11,924 I'M SO SORRY, ETHAN! 617 00:14:12,049 --> 00:14:12,725 I LOVE YOU! 618 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,225 >> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 619 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,524 [ BOTH MOANING ] 620 00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:17,095 >> Jerry: UM... 621 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,565 >> YOU DID IT AGAIN, CUBBIE. 622 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:19,894 COME HERE. 623 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:24,595 [ BOTH MOANING ] 624 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,625 >> Jerry: NO! STOP! I HATE THIS! 625 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,794 >> WELL, CHRISTMAS DOESN'T 626 00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:28,764 REVOLVE AROUND WHAT YOU HATE, 627 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:29,424 SON. 628 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,264 >> Jerry: WELL, THEN I HATE 629 00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:31,164 CHRISTMAS! 630 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:32,764 ENJOY BEING HUMAN! 631 00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,095 YOU GUYS ARE GROSS AND LAME. 632 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,664 >> MY NAME'S REUBEN RIDLEY. 633 00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:38,625 YOU'RE INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW, BUT 634 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:39,424 BY THE END OF THIS JOURNEY... 635 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:40,394 >> WHOOPSIE. 636 00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:43,465 >> I'LL BE INSIDE ALL OF YOU. 637 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,125 MY STORY BEGINS DURING THE 638 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,195 DOT-COM CRASH IN THE EARLY 639 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:46,825 '90s. 640 00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:48,725 [ WHIRRING ] 641 00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:49,664 >> YOU CAN PUT YOUR FINGERS 642 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:50,725 WHEREVER YOU WANT. 643 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:51,764 >> Rick: MORTY, YOU WANT TO PUT 644 00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:52,625 IT ON MUTE OR SOMETHING? 645 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:53,394 I'M I'M TRYING TO 646 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,125 CONCENTRATE. 647 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,264 >> Jerry: UH... RICK? 648 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:56,195 >> Rick: NOT NOW, JERRY. 649 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,424 I'VE GOT [BELCHES] MUCH, MUCH 650 00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:58,365 SMALLER FISH TO FRY. 651 00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,164 >> Jerry: I WANTED TO SAY I'M 652 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,164 SORRY I EVER JUDGED YOU. 653 00:15:01,289 --> 00:15:01,965 RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE MY SANEST 654 00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,325 RELATIVE. 655 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,264 >> Rick: RELATIVE. 656 00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:05,264 R-RELATIVE SIZE! 657 00:15:05,389 --> 00:15:06,164 JERRY, HAND ME A SCALPEL AND A 658 00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:06,924 BUNDLE OF DYNAMITE. 659 00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:07,894 MORTY, CAN YOU GET TO THE LEFT 660 00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:08,524 NIPPLE? 661 00:15:08,649 --> 00:15:09,625 >> Morty: ARE YOU KIDDING? 662 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:10,365 I'M HOPING I CAN GET TO BOTH OF 663 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,294 'EM, RICK. 664 00:15:11,419 --> 00:15:12,424 >> Rick: NO, MORTY, I'M TALKING 665 00:15:12,549 --> 00:15:13,164 ABOUT REUBEN'SLEFT NIPPLE. 666 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:14,695 [ RUMBLING ] 667 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:15,524 >> Morty: [ GRUNTS ] 668 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:16,225 WE NEED TO GET TO THE LEFT 669 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,565 NIPPLE! 670 00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:18,965 >> THE BODY IS DECAYING. 671 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,325 THE ARTERIAL TRANSIT SYSTEM IS 672 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:21,664 USELESS. 673 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,264 WE CAN TRY THE SERVICE SHUTTLE. 674 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,225 IT'S CONNECTED TO THE SKELETAL 675 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:24,924 SYSTEM. 676 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,125 THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE BONE 677 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:26,865 TRAIN. 678 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,294 WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE THE 679 00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:30,465 BONE TRAIN, MISS? 680 00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,495 >> IF IT'LL GET US OUT OF HERE. 681 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,394 >> HOW ABOUT YOU, MORTY? 682 00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:34,365 WOULD YOULIKE TO RIDE THE BONE 683 00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:35,325 TRAIN? 684 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,325 >> Morty: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS 685 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:37,394 BIT? 686 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,189 WE'RE GONNA DIE! LET'S GO! 687 00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:42,625 >> Jerry: WELL... I CAN SEE 688 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,825 YOU'RE BUSY. 689 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:47,424 MERRY CHRISTMAS, RICK. 690 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:48,764 >> Rick: [ GROANS ] 691 00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:50,495 >> THERE'S NO AUTOPILOT. 692 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,764 ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO STAY HERE 693 00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:53,788 AND OPERATE IT MANUALLY. 694 00:15:58,620 --> 00:15:59,865 >> Morty: UH, WELL... 695 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:00,825 >> NO, YOU'RE YOU'RE RIGHT. 696 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:01,894 I-IT WAS A DICK MOVE FOR ME TO 697 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:02,865 EVEN PAUSE LIKE THAT. 698 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:03,595 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 699 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,565 YOU GO ON. 700 00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:05,365 [ BACTERIA SCREECHING ] 701 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:07,225 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 702 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,095 >> E. COLI OUTBREAK. 703 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:09,695 HURRY! 704 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:10,495 >> Morty: [ SCREAMS ] 705 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,794 >> [ GRUNTS ] 706 00:16:11,919 --> 00:16:13,625 WAIT, THERE ISAN AUTOPILOT. 707 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,524 WAIT! 708 00:16:15,649 --> 00:16:16,965 IT'S OKAY! NEVER MIND! 709 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,294 I WANTED TO SACRIFICE MYSELF 710 00:16:18,419 --> 00:16:19,918 ANYWAY! 711 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,725 THEY'RE THEY'RE CHEWING 712 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:24,524 THROUGH THE DOORS! 713 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,024 >> Morty: [ SCREAMS ] 714 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:27,495 >> Morty: WE'RE IN THE AREOLA, 715 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,664 RICK ALMOST TO THE NIPPLE, 716 00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:29,565 BUT WE'RE ALSO IN A REALLY BAD 717 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:30,595 SITUATION! 718 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,125 >> Rick: I'M ALMOST THERE, 719 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,819 MORTY! 720 00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:43,865 >> REPORTS FROM ALL OVER THE 721 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,264 COUNTRY HAVE BEEN COMING IN 722 00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:46,924 ABOUT WHAT APPEARS TO BE A 723 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,764 GIANT, NAKED MAN OVER THE 724 00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:50,794 CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES. 725 00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:52,095 WE NOW GO TO TOM RANDOLPH IN 726 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:52,495 NEW YORK. 727 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,394 TOM? 728 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,625 >> WELL, THE EYES AREN'T 729 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,024 TWINKLING AND THE DIMPLES AREN'T 730 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,965 MERRY, BUT I'M STANDING UNDER A 731 00:16:58,090 --> 00:17:00,365 NOSE LIKE A 70-MILE CHERRY. 732 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,465 >> THANK YOU, TOM. 733 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,095 LET'S GO NOW TO ERIC McMAHAN IN 734 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,065 LOS ANGELES. 735 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,694 >> WE'VE GOT FEET HERE ON THE 736 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:07,765 WEST COAST, BILL GIANT FEET, 737 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:09,825 EVEN RELATIVE TO THE GIANT MAN'S 738 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,525 SIZE, AND YOU KNOWWHAT THEY SAY 739 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:12,595 ABOUT THAT. 740 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,625 >> WELL, IF THE OLD ADAGE IS 741 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,525 TRUE, ONE CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT'S 742 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:17,724 GOING DOWN IN THE 743 00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:20,525 ROCKY MOUNTAINS. 744 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,464 >> WHA? 745 00:17:22,589 --> 00:17:24,318 [ SCREAMS ] 746 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,825 [ BACTERIA SCREECHING ] 747 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,295 >> Morty: OH MY GOD, THE TRACK! 748 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,664 >> IT'S HEPATITIS A! 749 00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,489 >> Morty: AAAAH! 750 00:17:47,619 --> 00:17:49,765 [ SCREAMS ] 751 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,325 >> [ GASPS ] 752 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:52,825 THE NIPPLE HOLE. 753 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,048 >> Morty: IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 754 00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:01,694 >> [ ROARS ] 755 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:02,494 >> OH, NO! 756 00:18:02,619 --> 00:18:04,118 >> Morty: HOLY CRAP! 757 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,194 >> WHOA! IT'S HEPATITIS C! 758 00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:10,548 >> [ GRUNTS ] 759 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,625 >> Morty: UM... WAIT DID WE 760 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,565 HAVE SOME SORT OF RELATIONSHIP 761 00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:17,494 WITH HIM? 762 00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,464 >> I THINK THEY'RE JUST LIKE 763 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:19,194 THAT? 764 00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:20,964 I THINK THEY'RE JUST GOOD GUYS. 765 00:18:21,089 --> 00:18:23,994 >> Morty: OH. HUH. 766 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,125 >> Rick: WHERE'S DR. BLOOM? 767 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,125 >> Morty: I'M SORRY, RICK, BUT 768 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:26,795 HE'S DEAD. 769 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,765 >> Rick: GOD DAMN IT, MORTY. 770 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,548 I ASK YOU TO DO ONE THING! 771 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,625 >> Beth: JERRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 772 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,595 HE'S MISSING. 773 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,595 >> HE'LL COME AROUND, BETH. 774 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,994 CHRISTMAS IS A SPECIAL TIME. 775 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:45,424 IT HAS FUNNY WAYS OF BRINGING 776 00:18:45,549 --> 00:18:46,565 FAMILIES TOGETHER. 777 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:47,865 >> Beth: I DON'T KNOW, JACOB. 778 00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,095 JERRY GOT AN INVITATION TO BE 779 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,464 ALIVE TODAY, AND HE REJECTED IT. 780 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,325 I DON'T KNOW IF OUR MARRIAGE 781 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:53,548 WILL... 782 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:56,795 >> Summer: [ GASPS ] 783 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,365 IT'S RAINING BLOOD! 784 00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,595 >> OH, SHIT. FIND JERRY. 785 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,464 >> OH, GOD. 786 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:01,125 >> Beth: JERRY! 787 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,095 >> Jerry: IT'S ALL RIGHT. 788 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,724 THE TV SAYS THERE'S NOTHING TO 789 00:19:03,849 --> 00:19:04,865 WORRY ABOUT. 790 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,494 >> THE GIANT, NAKED SKY SANTA 791 00:19:06,619 --> 00:19:07,795 HAS EXPLODED. 792 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,625 BLOOD AND CHUNKS OF VISCERA ARE 793 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,565 RAINING DOWN ON THE COUNTRY. 794 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:12,795 EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FINE. 795 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,765 [ ALL SIGH ] 796 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:14,694 >> OH, YES. 797 00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:15,565 >> Summer: DAD, CAN I HAVE MY 798 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,664 PHONE BACK? 799 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,724 >> Jerry: A SURE, SWEETIE. HERE. 800 00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:20,565 EVERYBODY, TAKE A DEVICE. 801 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:22,224 IT'LL HELP YOU RELAX. 802 00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:22,964 >> THIS IS NICE. 803 00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:24,765 >> Jerry: YEAH. 804 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,125 LOOK, I GUESS WE REALLY LEARNED 805 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,565 SOMETHING THIS CHRISTMAS, JACOB. 806 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:28,924 >> Summer: NO, WE DIDN'T, DAD. 807 00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:30,625 NO, WE DIDN'T. 808 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,565 >> Rick: TOO BAD ABOUT 809 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:33,894 DR. BLOOM. 810 00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,525 HE WAS A GENIUS THE ONLY MAN 811 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:36,424 CAPABLE OF CREATING A NEW 812 00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:37,664 ANATOMY PARK. 813 00:19:37,789 --> 00:19:38,825 >> ACTUALLY, I STUDIED 814 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:39,994 DR. BLOOM'S WORK. 815 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,224 I-I-I-I BELIEVE I HAVE THE 816 00:19:41,349 --> 00:19:42,625 KNOWLEDGE NECESSARY TO CREATE AN 817 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,325 ENTIRELY NEW, MUCH SAFER PARK. 818 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,365 >> Rick: WHAT ABOUT... 819 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:46,494 PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS? 820 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,565 >> I THINK IT WAS ONE OF THE 821 00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:48,765 MOST UNDERRATED ATTRACTIONS. 822 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:49,694 >> Rick: BOO-YAH! 823 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,095 HOLD YOUR BREATH. 824 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:52,924 >> Morty: HEY, W-W-WHAT THE 825 00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:53,964 HELL, RICK?! 826 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,025 WHAT THE HELL, MAN! I LIKED HER! 827 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:56,724 I REALLY HAD SOMETHING GOING 828 00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:57,565 THERE, RICK! 829 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,525 >> Rick: YEAH, SO I HEARD. 830 00:19:58,650 --> 00:19:59,595 [BELCHES] YOU DODGED A BULLET, 831 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,865 MORTY TRUST ME. 832 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:01,865 Puffy vagina. 833 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:02,625 >> Morty: W-WHAT'S WRONG WITH 834 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:03,464 THAT? 835 00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:04,325 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A 836 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:04,924 PROBLEM TO ME. 837 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:05,865 I DON'T KNOW. 838 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:06,795 >> Rick: COME ON, LET'S GET 839 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,595 SOME STUFFING. 840 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,394 I'M STARVING. 841 00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,565 [ GADGETS BEEPING ] 842 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:12,494 OH, UNBELIEVABLE. 843 00:20:12,619 --> 00:20:13,494 WE GOT WE GOT A BUNCH OF 844 00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,065 ROBOT, COMPUTER PEOPLE, SITTING 845 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,595 AROUND WITH THEIR FACES STUFFED 846 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,795 INTO COMPUTER SCREENS. 847 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,865 DO YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT CHRIST 848 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,625 WAS BORN TODAY? 849 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,664 JESUS CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR, WAS 850 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,095 BORN TODAY. 851 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:23,894 ARE ARE ARE YOU PEOPLE 852 00:20:24,019 --> 00:20:25,265 EVEN HUMAN? 853 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,318 WHAT KIND OF CHRISTMAS IS THIS? 854 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,894 >> HEY, RICK? 855 00:20:59,019 --> 00:20:59,924 RICK, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 856 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:00,694 >> Rick: LOUD AND CLEAR, ANNIE. 857 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:01,664 >> GREAT. 858 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:02,865 WE'RE ALSO ON WITH ALEJANDRO, 859 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:03,694 OUR CHF IMAGINARIAN. 860 00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:04,525 >> HEY, RICK. 861 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:05,694 >> NATALIE JACOBS AND 862 00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:06,924 CHRIS DESETER FROM MICROSCOPIC 863 00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:08,595 MARKETING, ZACK FROM ORGAN 864 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,525 CONCEPTS, AND JAMIE FROM NEW 865 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:10,164 MEDIA. 866 00:21:10,289 --> 00:21:10,964 >> Rick: HEY, EVERYBODY. 867 00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:11,625 >> HI, HOW'S IT GOING? 868 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,565 >> HI, RICK. 869 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,694 >> SO, PIRATES OF THE PANCREAS. 870 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:14,525 >> Rick: YEAH. TALK TO ME. 871 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:15,194 >> HEY, RICK. 872 00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:16,795 IT'S ALEJANDRO SPEAKING. 873 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,625 UM, SO, WE ASKED OURSELVES, 874 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,595 INTERNALLY WE ASKED OURSELVES 875 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,494 OVER HERE, "OKAY, WHAT DOES A 876 00:21:21,619 --> 00:21:23,224 PANCREAS DO?" 877 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,595 AND THE ANSWER WAS, "DOES IT 878 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,795 MAKE PIRATES?" 879 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,224 NO, IT MAKES INSULIN, YOU KNOW? 880 00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:30,494 SO, WE'RE STARTING WITH A NEW 881 00:21:30,619 --> 00:21:31,325 >> THOSE GUYS ARE INSIDE ME, 882 00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:31,865 HUH? 883 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:32,994 LIKE, BUILDING A PARK? 884 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,265 >> Rick: THOSE GUYS ARE INSIDE 885 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,265 YOU BUILDING A PCE OF SHIT, 886 00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:35,994 ETHAN! 887 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,164 THEY'RE INSIDE YOU BUILDING A 888 00:21:37,289 --> 00:21:37,964 MONUMENT TO COMPROMISE! 889 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,065 [BLEEP]'EM. 890 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:40,625 [BLEEP] THOSE PEOPLE. 891 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,795 [BLEEP] THIS WHOLE THING, ETHAN. 892 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,295 >> COOL. 893 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,421 AND WHO PAYS ME? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net