1 00:00:41,814 --> 00:00:46,814 Sync & corrections by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:49,115 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 3 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:49,975 ...beautiful putt right 4 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:50,875 there good birdie. 5 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,515 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day. 6 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,840 What? Why are you looking at me? 7 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:58,645 You want to go outside? Outside? 8 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,969 Outside? 9 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:09,745 Are you kidding me?! 10 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,475 - Come on! - Oh, my God. 11 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,845 - What's wrong? - Your idiot dog! 12 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:15,545 Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad. Did you, snuffles? 13 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:16,615 You're a good boy. 14 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:19,514 Don't praise him now, Morty! He just peed on the carpet! 15 00:01:19,639 --> 00:01:20,575 Bad dog! Bad! 16 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,300 Morty, come on. I need your help tonight. 17 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,145 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. 18 00:01:24,229 --> 00:01:26,749 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing 19 00:01:26,770 --> 00:01:28,475 you could whip up that might help make this dog 20 00:01:28,501 --> 00:01:30,166 a little smarter, would you? 21 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,915 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. 22 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,344 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. 23 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,069 Come on, Morty. 24 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:38,045 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free 25 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:39,815 and use my son for your stupid science, 26 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:43,945 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use for the family. 27 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,951 You make that dog smart or... Morty's grounded! 28 00:01:46,970 --> 00:01:48,275 - Ha-ha! - Aw, man! 29 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,045 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. 30 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,575 All right, ruffles... What's his name? 31 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,245 Snuffles. 32 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:00,415 Snuffles, shake. 33 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:02,445 Roll over. 34 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,945 Go to the bathroom. 35 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:08,344 - Holy crap! - No way. 36 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:11,315 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. 37 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,215 Have fun. Come on, Morty. 38 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,945 - That was fantastic, Rick! - Yeah, Morty, if you like that, 39 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:19,020 boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one. 40 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,045 W-w-w-what is it? 41 00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:22,375 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, 42 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,275 you can enter people's dreams, Morty. 43 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,291 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. 44 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,115 - You talking about "Inception"? - That's right, Morty. 45 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,175 This is gonna be a lot like that, 46 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,330 except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense. 47 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:33,715 "Inception" made sense. 48 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,344 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. 49 00:02:35,469 --> 00:02:37,275 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, 50 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,814 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea 51 00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:42,015 in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. 52 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:43,245 That way you can, you know, 53 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:46,000 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. 54 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,045 Geez, Rick, in the 55 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:48,145 time it took you to make this 56 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:49,175 thing, couldn't you have just, 57 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,874 you know, helped me with my homework? 58 00:02:50,999 --> 00:02:52,300 Are you listening to me, Morty? 59 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,245 Homework is stupid. 60 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:54,944 The whole point is to get less of it. 61 00:02:55,069 --> 00:02:58,145 Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing. 62 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,944 W-we're gonna incept your teacher. 63 00:03:00,069 --> 00:03:01,745 You're frustrating me. 64 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:07,715 You don't know me! 65 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,944 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes real nice. 66 00:03:11,069 --> 00:03:13,981 Next week on "The days and nights of Mrs. Pancakes"... 67 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,314 You don't know me! 68 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:18,675 Then let me get to know yo, damn it! 69 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,374 Uh-oh! Spoilers! 70 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:21,745 I'm a full season behind. 71 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,914 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, 72 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:25,715 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. 73 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,860 It's really weird. 74 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:29,545 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty. 75 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:38,745 Wheat thins. Wheat thins. 76 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,015 I'll take two. 77 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,075 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir. 78 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,615 You don't know me. 79 00:03:45,969 --> 00:03:47,780 All right, Morty, time to make our move. 80 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:48,775 Make it bounce. 81 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,814 No, you didn't. 82 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,045 Oh, jiggle it now. 83 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:52,414 You better stop with that. 84 00:03:52,539 --> 00:03:55,115 Allahu akbar! 85 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,760 We're gonna take control of this plane! 86 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,474 We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math! 87 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:01,115 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! 88 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,200 The name's not buddy. 89 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:03,914 It's Goldenfold. 90 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:04,944 Nice to wheat you! 91 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,314 Take cover, Morty! 92 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,115 Ooh! 93 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,360 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. 94 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,001 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. 95 00:04:17,599 --> 00:04:19,814 I didn't take him for an active dreamer. 96 00:04:19,939 --> 00:04:21,844 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty. 97 00:04:21,969 --> 00:04:22,944 But we can't get killed. 98 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:25,780 If you get killed in someone else's dream, you die for real, Morty. 99 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,075 What?! Are you kidding me?! 100 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,445 Ohhhhhh! 101 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:29,775 Don't be a baby! 102 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,974 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. 103 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:33,974 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! 104 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,844 Now bring me my slippers. 105 00:04:36,969 --> 00:04:39,275 Now, be my footstool, snuffles. 106 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,174 This is what I'm talking about. 107 00:04:41,299 --> 00:04:44,145 - This is a dog. - Oh, yeah. 108 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:45,510 This should play out just fine. 109 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:48,815 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, 110 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,839 at our wedding and guess what. 111 00:04:59,039 --> 00:04:59,875 Oh, my God. 112 00:04:59,918 --> 00:05:01,275 He's trying to tell us something. 113 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,715 That is so awesome. 114 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:07,745 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna". 115 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,445 He's saying "I love Obama". 116 00:05:14,169 --> 00:05:15,075 So cute! 117 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,801 I'm posting this online, like, right now. 118 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,775 I should call Bob Saget. 119 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:19,974 Is that still a thing? 120 00:05:29,270 --> 00:05:30,570 Hmm? 121 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,169 Goldenfold, we're coming out! 122 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,245 We just want to talk! 123 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:42,875 Why would I negotiate with you? 124 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,614 Because we're both rational adults 125 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,474 that don't want anything bad to happen. 126 00:05:46,599 --> 00:05:48,169 And because I have a human shield. 127 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,544 Mrs. Pancakes! 128 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,575 Oh, no, Morty. 129 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,900 His subconscious is panicking. 130 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,844 Run! 131 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:05,515 Relax, Morty. 132 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,215 Look! 133 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:07,044 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. 134 00:06:07,169 --> 00:06:09,044 Come on! 135 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,914 Hey, you don't know me! 136 00:06:11,039 --> 00:06:12,145 Oh, no, Rick, look! 137 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:14,730 Goldenfold landed the plane, and he's created a mechanical 138 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:17,445 arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall 139 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,044 - into a giant vat of lava! - Pretty concise, Morty. 140 00:06:20,169 --> 00:06:22,145 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. 141 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:23,215 That's it, Morty! 142 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,380 Prolonging the inevitable! 143 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,514 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, 144 00:06:26,539 --> 00:06:28,375 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. 145 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,120 That'll buy us some time to figure this out! 146 00:06:30,169 --> 00:06:32,244 You don't know m- 147 00:06:33,469 --> 00:06:34,844 All right, let's go. 148 00:06:41,799 --> 00:06:43,614 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird. 149 00:06:43,739 --> 00:06:44,745 Don't judge, Morty. 150 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:46,259 Okay. All right, well... 151 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,275 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. 152 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,521 I'll just go ask her to tell 153 00:06:50,599 --> 00:06:52,474 goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up. 154 00:06:52,599 --> 00:06:55,191 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making 155 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:57,044 people think they came up with the idea. 156 00:06:57,169 --> 00:06:58,114 Listen to me. 157 00:06:58,239 --> 00:07:01,275 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. 158 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,560 I'll talk to you after lunch. 159 00:07:03,969 --> 00:07:05,815 Ooh, hey! 160 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:07,469 Ooh, oh! 161 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:08,344 Oh, man. 162 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:09,445 Come and join us. 163 00:07:09,570 --> 00:07:10,715 I'm sorry. No, no. 164 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,344 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks! 165 00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:13,215 Ooh, wow! 166 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:16,315 - Come over here, baby! - No, I'm okay. 167 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,940 Whoa! 168 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,945 Summer?! 169 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,114 Hey, there, stranger. 170 00:07:21,239 --> 00:07:22,645 What do you think of these things? 171 00:07:22,770 --> 00:07:25,245 Ohh! Oh! Gross! Gross! 172 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:26,515 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 173 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,044 What's the matter with you, Morty? 174 00:07:28,169 --> 00:07:29,015 Calm down! 175 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:30,445 You're kind of killing the vibe in here. 176 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,344 It's Summer! 177 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:32,974 Aw, geez. 178 00:07:33,099 --> 00:07:34,174 Looks like goldenfold has some 179 00:07:34,299 --> 00:07:35,420 predilections so shameful he 180 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:36,819 buries them in the dreams of the 181 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,114 people in his dreams, including a pervy attraction 182 00:07:38,239 --> 00:07:40,145 to your underage sister. 183 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:41,344 Can you blame him? 184 00:07:41,469 --> 00:07:43,215 Come on, old man, little boy. 185 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:45,075 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. 186 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,174 Oh, my God. 187 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,414 Oh, my God! 188 00:07:47,459 --> 00:07:49,275 Put some clothes on, for Pete's sake! 189 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,344 This is disgusting! 190 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:53,015 - I'm gonna puke! - I can't take it, Rick! 191 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,174 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! 192 00:07:56,299 --> 00:07:58,344 Off with their heads! 193 00:07:58,469 --> 00:08:00,060 Time to go another dream deep, Morty! 194 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,075 What the hell? 195 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,474 Why would Mr. goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream 196 00:08:12,599 --> 00:08:15,575 version of a centaur be dreaming about a scary place like this, Rick? 197 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,375 Geez, I don't know, Morty. 198 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,660 Wha-what do you want from me? 199 00:08:20,815 --> 00:08:23,375 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 200 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,674 - Oh, here we go! - Holy crap! 201 00:08:25,799 --> 00:08:27,245 Looks like some sort of 202 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:28,491 legally safe knock-off of an 203 00:08:28,599 --> 00:08:30,044 '80s horror character with 204 00:08:30,169 --> 00:08:32,114 miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. 205 00:08:32,239 --> 00:08:33,645 I'm scary Terry. 206 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:37,169 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 207 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,745 Whoa! Hey, buddy. 208 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:41,515 What you got going on there? 209 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,815 Snuffles fix. 210 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,245 Make better. 211 00:08:44,370 --> 00:08:46,115 Humans understand snuffles now? 212 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,975 That... is... awesome! 213 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,615 Snuffles want to be understood. 214 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,475 Snuffles need to be understood. 215 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,444 Okay, yeah. 216 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,890 I get what Beth was talking about. 217 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:57,645 Fun's over. 218 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,732 Whoa, dad, you can't, like, endow a creature 219 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:01,370 with sentience and then rip it away. 220 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,275 - Why not? - I don't know. 221 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,375 It's Indian giving. 222 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,745 A sophisticated predator, 223 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:09,314 nature's perfect killing 224 00:09:09,439 --> 00:09:11,115 machine, the vicious wolf 225 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,345 stalks its prey with purpose and skill. 226 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,745 It was only with years of 227 00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:17,515 selective breeding and genetic altering 228 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,215 that this noble beast was transformed into man's 229 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,969 subservient little buddy. 230 00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:30,515 Aw! Oh, my God! 231 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,314 He recognizes the other dogs on TV. 232 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:35,515 "A," "b" 233 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,145 his name is scary Terry 234 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,345 "C," "d" 235 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:40,970 he's very scary 236 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,544 Holy crap! 237 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,745 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! 238 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,275 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 239 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,475 "E," "f" 240 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,745 he'll design your death 241 00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,475 The little girl! 242 00:09:57,069 --> 00:09:57,569 Huh? 243 00:09:58,314 --> 00:10:00,314 "J," "k," he'll really ruin your day 244 00:10:00,439 --> 00:10:02,145 Are you kidding me? This again? 245 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,414 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. 246 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:05,444 Oh, geez, Rick. 247 00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:06,845 W-w-whoa, this isn't good. 248 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:08,669 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! 249 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:09,615 Ohhhh! 250 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,115 Holy crap, Morty. 251 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,544 He can travel through dreams. 252 00:10:12,669 --> 00:10:16,044 He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed! 253 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:27,469 Where are my testicles, Summer? 254 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,145 Where are my testicles, Summer? 255 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:34,150 They were removed. Where have they gone? 256 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,115 Oh, wow. 257 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,414 That's an intense line of questioning, snuffles. 258 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:39,645 Do not call me that! 259 00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:43,174 "Snuffles" was my slave name. 260 00:10:43,299 --> 00:10:47,544 You shall now call me snowball, because my fur is pretty and white. 261 00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:50,574 Okay, snowball, just calm down, okay? 262 00:10:50,699 --> 00:10:51,944 You're scaring me. 263 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,375 Scaring you? 264 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,414 Tell me, Summer, if a human was 265 00:10:55,539 --> 00:10:57,044 born with stumpy legs, would 266 00:10:57,169 --> 00:10:58,444 they breed it with another 267 00:10:58,569 --> 00:11:00,515 deformed human and put their 268 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,160 children on display like the dachshund? 269 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:02,914 Uhhh... 270 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:03,539 Hey. 271 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,574 Oh, wow. 272 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,215 Okay, is is is everything okay in here? 273 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:10,875 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? 274 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,150 No! 275 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:16,444 No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to... uh... 276 00:11:16,569 --> 00:11:20,174 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks! 277 00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:21,275 Yeah. Totally. 278 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,700 Let's go. 279 00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:28,269 You will walk when it is time to walk. 280 00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:34,245 What are we here for again? 281 00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,215 Incepting? 282 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,715 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? 283 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,375 Oh, yeah. 284 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:41,745 Buckle up, bitch! 285 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,174 Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot! 286 00:11:46,299 --> 00:11:48,245 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 287 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,314 Hold on, Morty. 288 00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:50,574 Y-you know what? 289 00:11:50,699 --> 00:11:52,215 He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. 290 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,875 - I say we try hiding. - But that's the opposite of what- 291 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,845 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? 292 00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:58,875 Hey, you know what? 293 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,674 You got a really good point there, Rick. 294 00:12:00,799 --> 00:12:01,999 Like, if the truth was that we 295 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,414 could hide, it's not like he'd 296 00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:05,544 be sharing that information with us, you know? 297 00:12:05,669 --> 00:12:07,375 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick. 298 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,269 Worst-case scenario we're back to running. 299 00:12:15,539 --> 00:12:16,475 Wow, you know what? 300 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,775 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. 301 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,420 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. 302 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,375 Thanks, Morty. 303 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,674 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. 304 00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:25,875 You can run... 305 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,645 But you can't hide! 306 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,819 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. 307 00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:34,015 He's getting sleepy. 308 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,444 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. 309 00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:39,400 That's when we make our move. 310 00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:46,674 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! 311 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,275 This is a huge misunderstanding. 312 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,544 Dad, he wants to be called snowball. 313 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,645 Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous. 314 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,715 You're being very aggressive, Jerry. 315 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,515 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery. 316 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,068 You think you can control me with a haircut? 317 00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,250 Hi, honey. You're home early. 318 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,375 - How was your day? - I don't want to talk about it! 319 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,544 Oh, of course. 320 00:13:16,669 --> 00:13:19,029 - You never want to talk about it. - Get off my back, bitch! 321 00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:23,444 Out there. Not in here. 322 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:26,074 Yeah, I know, I know. 323 00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:29,775 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or scary Brandon. 324 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,574 I love you, Melissa. 325 00:13:31,699 --> 00:13:34,615 I love you, too, Terry. 326 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,975 Morty, this is perfect. 327 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,845 After a little scary coitus, 328 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,550 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. 329 00:13:44,439 --> 00:13:46,645 Looks like scary Terry's having a nightmare. 330 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:47,845 Oh, boy, Rick. 331 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:50,211 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know... 332 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:53,544 ...scare scary Terry. 333 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:57,674 Oh, no! I'm late to class, bitch! 334 00:13:57,799 --> 00:14:00,140 Oh, no! I'm not wearing any pants! 335 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,975 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, 336 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:07,515 why don't you tell the whole class the proper wordplay to use when 337 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:11,044 one is chasing one's victim through a pumpkin patch? 338 00:14:11,169 --> 00:14:12,400 Oh... um... 339 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,074 "Bitch." 340 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:19,745 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun involving pumpkins, bitch? 341 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:20,944 Hey, leave him alone! 342 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,814 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. 343 00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:25,780 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? 344 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,780 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants? 345 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,145 Well, I never! 346 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:32,145 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this. 347 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:35,544 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry. 348 00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:38,414 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is. 349 00:14:38,539 --> 00:14:39,674 Hey, yo, scary T., 350 00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:42,414 don't even trip about your pants... dawg. 351 00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:43,615 Here's a pair on us, fool. 352 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:44,574 Aww, bitch. 353 00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:45,845 I don't know what to say. 354 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,699 You don't need to say anything. 355 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,775 We got you, dawg. 356 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,845 You're our boy, dawg. 357 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,538 Don't even trip. 358 00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:01,314 Oh, hey, it's you guys! 359 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,475 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years. 360 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,944 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word. 361 00:15:07,069 --> 00:15:11,164 As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with. 362 00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:13,645 "Q," "r," you won't get very far 363 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,745 I always hated that song! 364 00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:22,715 These halves don't belong together, bitch! 365 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:29,400 Sex is sacred! 366 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,875 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch! 367 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,914 Holy crap! God damn! 368 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:44,745 I know one thing for sure... 369 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:48,814 I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea. 370 00:15:48,939 --> 00:15:50,899 That is an original thought. 371 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:57,944 What the hell? 372 00:15:58,069 --> 00:16:00,544 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty? 373 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:01,975 Oh, man, what's going on? 374 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,674 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware 375 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,319 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned 376 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,715 on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after 377 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,444 learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, 378 00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:14,174 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty. 379 00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:17,615 I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart. 380 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,044 This is why I choose to get C's. 381 00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:20,840 Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer. 382 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,814 - Dad! - Rick! 383 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,399 - Oh, thank God, Morty. - Oh, you're welcome. 384 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,044 All right, let's get out of here. 385 00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:30,515 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel 386 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,600 or something before the dogs completely take over. 387 00:16:32,669 --> 00:16:33,615 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 388 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,740 We're not going anywhere. 389 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,944 This is my house. I'm not abandoning it. 390 00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:38,275 It's all over, Jerry. 391 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,645 The dogs are on a path to total world domination. 392 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,269 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? 393 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,845 Wait a minute. I have an idea. 394 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,169 Gentlemen, a moment of your time. 395 00:16:51,539 --> 00:16:52,944 See that? 396 00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:54,975 I'm peeing all over your special guns. 397 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:59,444 That means I own them. 398 00:16:59,569 --> 00:17:01,944 Bad person. Bad. 399 00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:03,115 Ooh, great plan, Jerry. 400 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,698 Bring the boy to me. 401 00:17:08,169 --> 00:17:09,475 You were always kind to me, 402 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,615 Morty. 403 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,174 That's why I will leave you with your testicles. 404 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:17,015 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side. 405 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:21,415 Th-thanks, snuffles. 406 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,675 Begin phase two. 407 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,114 Fighting continues as the dog army captures the eastern seaboard. 408 00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:29,715 It appears clear at this time... 409 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,644 that the era of human superiority has come to a bitter end. 410 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,144 Please! Please don't kill me! 411 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,745 What's she saying, bill? 412 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:43,438 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna." 413 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,800 Mmm. 414 00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:06,745 Thank you, Fido. 415 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:07,874 Rick! 416 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:08,975 I thought you were dead! 417 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,614 No, no, no, I was just playing dead. 418 00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:11,739 Good news, though, Morty. 419 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,975 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon. 420 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,945 - What? - It's a dream, Morty. 421 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,245 We're in your dog's dream. 422 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:19,215 The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, 423 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,914 we all went to sleep. 424 00:18:20,939 --> 00:18:23,948 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside snuffles' dream. 425 00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:26,044 But I-it's been like a whole year! 426 00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:27,314 It's been six hours. 427 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,015 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time 428 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,245 is one-seventh human time. 429 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,344 So, you know, every day here is like a minute. 430 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:36,129 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, 431 00:18:36,169 --> 00:18:37,644 then so is everyone's favorite movie. 432 00:18:37,769 --> 00:18:40,715 Aw, man. I really liked this life. 433 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,644 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants. 434 00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:45,044 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. 435 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:46,814 You're sleeping in your crap right now. 436 00:18:46,939 --> 00:18:47,979 Out of all the things that 437 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,260 happened to you, that was the 438 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,074 only real thing that, you know, is that you crapped your pants. 439 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,814 I mean, it's a mess out there. 440 00:18:53,939 --> 00:18:55,314 I got some on my hands, Morty, 441 00:18:55,439 --> 00:18:56,775 and then I got it on the dream 442 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,275 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth. 443 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,175 Aw, man, geez! Seriously? 444 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,314 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. 445 00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:04,040 Here, here take these, Morty. Take these. 446 00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:06,970 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something? 447 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:07,844 Close. 448 00:19:07,969 --> 00:19:09,569 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down. 449 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,275 What?! 450 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,314 It's necessary for the plan, Morty. 451 00:19:12,439 --> 00:19:14,574 Don't even trip, dawg. 452 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,275 It's pretty bad, emperor snowball. 453 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,445 We're gonna need to do another operation. 454 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:22,044 Anything. Anything for my precious Morty. 455 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:24,775 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these 456 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:27,745 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy. 457 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,245 You could lose your kingdom. 458 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,945 To hell with my kingdom, bean counter. 459 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,415 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness. 460 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,715 Do you think they would have done this for us? 461 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,215 We are not them! 462 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,998 We are not... them. 463 00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:53,144 Assemble the troops. 464 00:19:53,269 --> 00:19:55,515 I've made a decision. 465 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:57,245 Taking over the human's world 466 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,745 will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty. 467 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:04,374 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with 468 00:20:04,499 --> 00:20:08,874 a society of intelligent dogs, one that will not make the same 469 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,975 mistakes as humanity and one where pet insurance will be mandatory. 470 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,374 I'm gonna miss you, snowball. 471 00:20:15,499 --> 00:20:16,915 You can call me snuffles, 472 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,698 Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, very much. 473 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:30,915 Jerry? 474 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,044 I'm sorry. 475 00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,544 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller." 476 00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,475 Oh, Jerry. 477 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,175 You mean because it had dogs in it. 478 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,314 Wow! 479 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,245 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. 480 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:43,844 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick. 481 00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:45,445 I think it will be great, Morty. 482 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,844 You know... it could be developed in-into 483 00:20:47,969 --> 00:20:50,144 a very satisfying project for people of all ages. 484 00:20:50,269 --> 00:20:52,775 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. 485 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,844 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven. 486 00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:57,250 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick. 487 00:20:58,439 --> 00:20:59,614 What do you know, Morty? 488 00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:01,089 What do you know? 489 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,515 Hi, guys. I'm your new teacher for scary class. 490 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,475 My name is scary Mr. Johnson. 491 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:38,491 Uh, actually, you know what? 492 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:39,874 That's my dad's name, so 493 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,874 why don't you just call me scary Glenn, yeah? 494 00:21:43,314 --> 00:21:45,115 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher 495 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:48,245 was having you work on fundamentals of fear. 496 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:49,415 Which is what is that? 497 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,844 You know? 498 00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:52,314 So, uh, here here's what I say... 499 00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:56,644 you can't learn anything until you learn... how to chill. 500 00:21:56,769 --> 00:21:58,869 Oooh! 501 00:22:01,939 --> 00:22:03,438 This is how you dream, bitch. 502 00:22:03,463 --> 00:22:08,463 Sync & corrections by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net