1 00:00:01,748 --> 00:00:06,969 Archer. 2 00:00:06,971 --> 00:00:08,971 Lana? 3 00:00:08,973 --> 00:00:11,898 - Lana! - Whoa, Jesus Christ! 4 00:00:12,018 --> 00:00:14,435 - Chill out, Miggs! - I'm sorry, it's just 5 00:00:14,437 --> 00:00:16,437 - been so long. - Okay, it's been... 6 00:00:16,439 --> 00:00:17,669 Oh, my God. You're pregnant again?! 7 00:00:17,789 --> 00:00:19,555 - What? - How long have I been 8 00:00:19,675 --> 00:00:23,861 down here, left to rot in this godforsaken hole?! 9 00:00:23,863 --> 00:00:28,032 - Like... three weeks. - Hmm, seems so much 10 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:30,034 - longer than that. - It... 11 00:00:30,036 --> 00:00:32,537 So, please tell me that's an entire canard à la 12 00:00:32,539 --> 00:00:34,989 - presse with a file in it. - Half a chicken, no 13 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:37,071 file, just that weird quasi-cornbread they have here. 14 00:00:37,076 --> 00:00:38,846 Ugh, why do you even bother? 15 00:00:38,944 --> 00:00:41,311 That's weird, I was asking myself the same thing on 16 00:00:41,313 --> 00:00:43,396 - the way down here. - And then brought 17 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:45,949 - crappy food anyway? - And then left? 18 00:00:45,951 --> 00:00:47,984 No, no, no, wait, come on, Lana, I-I'm sorry, but 19 00:00:47,986 --> 00:00:49,685 I-I'm starting to lose it down here. 20 00:00:49,687 --> 00:00:51,354 You-you got to make him let me go! 21 00:00:51,356 --> 00:00:53,356 - Make him how? - Well, I hate to 22 00:00:53,358 --> 00:00:55,358 - even ask, but... - Blow him? 23 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,360 - Your words. - And then what, Archer, 24 00:00:57,362 --> 00:00:59,362 you want me to blow the whole army? 25 00:00:59,364 --> 00:01:01,297 How is there still an army? 26 00:01:01,299 --> 00:01:03,716 How have the rebels not wiped them out already? 27 00:01:03,718 --> 00:01:05,969 Because turns out, he's actually very good at 28 00:01:05,971 --> 00:01:08,588 - commanding an army. - And as Third and 29 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:11,758 Fourth Battalion withdraw, here comes First Armored, and now the 30 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,844 - rebels are outflanked. - Sir, 31 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:17,263 - it's brilliant! - A classic pincher 32 00:01:17,265 --> 00:01:19,265 movement. Just like Hannibal at the battle 33 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:21,768 of Cannae. And also Keith, in my 34 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:24,270 - Warhammer guild. - So, get used to that 35 00:01:24,272 --> 00:01:26,773 weird cornbread, 'cause you might be down here a... 36 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:30,076 Lana, I need a woman's touch! 37 00:01:30,078 --> 00:01:33,062 Oh! Ow! 38 00:01:33,064 --> 00:01:35,665 I'm sorry, Lana. I said a woman, not a 39 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,901 stevedore who lost his hand in a stevedoring accident 40 00:01:38,903 --> 00:01:42,405 and then got a hand transplant from an actual bear. 41 00:01:42,407 --> 00:01:44,757 So, did you want to just do it right through the 42 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:48,761 - bars or...? - I mean, we do. 43 00:01:48,763 --> 00:01:52,465 - And sometimes they do. - Hello. 44 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:54,934 I... wait. So, in three weeks, you go from 45 00:01:54,936 --> 00:01:58,021 you're gonna execute Archer to now you guys are, like, 46 00:01:58,023 --> 00:02:00,056 - swinger pals? - Well, I wouldn't 47 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:02,692 say "pals." Wow, not what you 48 00:02:02,694 --> 00:02:04,694 - said yesterday. - Oh, come on, that 49 00:02:04,696 --> 00:02:07,280 - was the pruno talking. - Well, I hate to break 50 00:02:07,282 --> 00:02:09,949 up this delightful ménage, but Presidente Cyril wants her back 51 00:02:09,951 --> 00:02:12,201 - upstairs. - Wait, what? 52 00:02:12,203 --> 00:02:14,287 - What? - Why. 53 00:02:14,289 --> 00:02:16,456 - Guess. - Ah. 54 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:18,908 - Mm. - Ow! 55 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,910 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 56 00:02:20,912 --> 00:02:23,830 - What? - Archer, do you want 57 00:02:23,832 --> 00:02:26,867 - me to move over one? - Eh. 58 00:02:53,001 --> 00:03:03,505 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 59 00:03:06,994 --> 00:03:11,631 Ah, Madame First Lady. So good of you to join me. 60 00:03:11,871 --> 00:03:13,871 It's not as if I had a choice. 61 00:03:13,873 --> 00:03:15,873 - Well... - Nor am I still the 62 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:17,355 - the first lady. - Well, maybe not 63 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,681 technically, since your husband divorced you and then was 64 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:23,631 immediately deposed by me, but the situation is, as they say, 65 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:25,344 - fluid. - Ugh. 66 00:03:25,464 --> 00:03:27,962 - I brought her, can I go now? - Yes, for the love of 67 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,671 - God, get out. - I meant home. 68 00:03:30,673 --> 00:03:32,673 What are you, nuts? 69 00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:35,059 Cap'n Crunch here just took all the coca fields back 70 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:37,061 from the rebels. We're sitting on an endless 71 00:03:37,063 --> 00:03:39,063 - supply. - Of what, coca leaf 72 00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:41,366 smoothies? 73 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:43,618 Oh, my God. That's a coca leaf smoothie. 74 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:46,020 And they're gross. It basically tastes like a fart 75 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:48,990 of itself, but it's better than the cocaine donuts and whipped 76 00:03:48,992 --> 00:03:50,992 cocaine she was eating. 77 00:03:50,994 --> 00:03:53,127 'Cause that's just empty calories. 78 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:55,163 - Well, and cocaine. - Which, if I'm being 79 00:03:55,165 --> 00:03:58,049 totally honest, I maybe might have a problem with. 80 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:00,501 - No. - And, Lana, the rebels 81 00:04:00,503 --> 00:04:02,587 still control the airport. It's their HQ. 82 00:04:02,589 --> 00:04:05,039 So, unless you want to walk, you can't go home. 83 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,041 And why on Earth would you want to? 84 00:04:07,043 --> 00:04:09,043 Uh... 85 00:04:09,045 --> 00:04:11,045 Why bother going back? 86 00:04:11,047 --> 00:04:13,047 The U.S. government stole your livelihood, forced you to become 87 00:04:13,049 --> 00:04:16,567 a criminal. And I hate to say it, but it's 88 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:19,053 not like you have a man waiting for you. 89 00:04:19,055 --> 00:04:21,489 - I... You know... - Whereas here we have 90 00:04:21,491 --> 00:04:24,325 everything we need. It's like San Marcos has been 91 00:04:24,327 --> 00:04:27,278 waiting thousands of years for us to arrive. 92 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,497 - Lana, this could be our... - Don't. 93 00:04:29,499 --> 00:04:31,499 Zion, yes, there, I said it. 94 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,501 Wait, they got weed 95 00:04:33,503 --> 00:04:35,503 - here, too? - That's not what the 96 00:04:35,505 --> 00:04:37,505 - song's about! - Told you. 97 00:04:37,507 --> 00:04:39,540 But I just this second realized why you want to stay 98 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:42,260 down here. Cyril's just the Vader to your 99 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:45,129 - Palpatine. - Is that a reference 100 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:47,415 - I should get, or...? - Seriously? 101 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,750 Well, I'm sorry, Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical 102 00:04:49,752 --> 00:04:52,220 - school. - It's from... No, you 103 00:04:52,222 --> 00:04:54,472 know what? Never mind. But, spoiler alert, Vader ends 104 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:56,474 - up killing Palpatine. - Hey. 105 00:04:56,476 --> 00:04:58,526 But only for three days, right? 106 00:04:58,528 --> 00:05:00,528 And then he moves the rock and comes out of his cave stronger 107 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:02,530 - than ever. - Then he shuts off the 108 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:04,532 tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity. 109 00:05:04,534 --> 00:05:06,534 - What? - Hey. 110 00:05:06,536 --> 00:05:08,536 Wait, yes, now that sounds familiar. 111 00:05:08,538 --> 00:05:11,439 - It cannot possibly. - Gospel of Luke? 112 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,441 - Hey. - Oh for... Ray, you used 113 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,443 to be a preacher, you want to back me up here? 114 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,445 I actually don't know. My church didn't really do the 115 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,780 - New Testament. - The one with Jesus 116 00:05:19,782 --> 00:05:22,383 - Christ in it. - I mean, I take your 117 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:24,585 - word for it, but... - Hey! 118 00:05:24,587 --> 00:05:26,637 Will you idiots get out?! I'm trying to talk to the first 119 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:28,639 - lady! - Of what, this 120 00:05:28,641 --> 00:05:31,625 country or country music? 'Cause I'm first lady of both! 121 00:05:31,627 --> 00:05:35,063 - CYRIL No, you're not... - Outlaw country! 122 00:05:38,301 --> 00:05:40,234 Oh, my God, my beautiful and also 123 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:43,104 multi-talented wife! You are here! 124 00:05:43,106 --> 00:05:45,573 I know, right? It's like, finally. 125 00:05:45,575 --> 00:05:47,692 As in... this is a good thing? 126 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:49,360 Duh! 127 00:05:49,362 --> 00:05:52,280 I'm finally gonna get the outlaw country cred I deserve. 128 00:05:52,282 --> 00:05:54,499 Oh, my God, you've always deserved it. 129 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:56,501 Wait, how does being in jail...? 130 00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:59,036 Paging Dr. Black, Dr. Man In Black! 131 00:05:59,038 --> 00:06:02,090 Johnny Cash was in Folsom Prison and San Quentin, so... 132 00:06:02,092 --> 00:06:05,326 - Yeah, to visit. - Hmm? 133 00:06:05,328 --> 00:06:07,345 He just played for the prisoners, dummy. 134 00:06:07,347 --> 00:06:11,516 He wasn't actually in prison. 135 00:06:11,518 --> 00:06:13,518 But don't worry. We're gonna get out of here and 136 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,170 - go join the rebels. - Yes, then you and 137 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:19,190 I, my beautiful wife, will live a simple life in the hills, 138 00:06:19,192 --> 00:06:22,276 scratching shit food, like yams, out of the ground with a, uh, 139 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:25,062 yam-scratcher. - Okay, A-- start 140 00:06:25,064 --> 00:06:27,181 counting backwards from a million years, and when you get 141 00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:29,683 to zero that still won't happen. 142 00:06:29,685 --> 00:06:32,787 - Aw. And B-- how... 143 00:06:32,789 --> 00:06:35,790 - how do we get out of here? - Well, we're, uh, 144 00:06:35,792 --> 00:06:38,459 - still fine-tuning it, but... - We have no plan, 145 00:06:38,461 --> 00:06:40,495 - whatsoever. - Okay, good, because 146 00:06:40,497 --> 00:06:43,697 I didn't want to step on anybody's toes, but byoink. 147 00:06:43,699 --> 00:06:45,699 - Whaaaaat? - Where did you get 148 00:06:45,701 --> 00:06:47,868 - that? - Let's just say, 149 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,338 "I honestly don't know." Fair enough. 150 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:52,473 Cyril says the rebel headquarters are... 151 00:06:52,475 --> 00:06:56,310 - Wait, is it "are" or is it "is"? - It's "where," idiot! 152 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:58,346 The airport! Jesus! 153 00:06:58,348 --> 00:07:00,731 And you, sir, will keep a civil tongue in your head 154 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:02,733 when you are addressing the First Lady of the 155 00:07:02,735 --> 00:07:05,436 government-in-exile of La República de San Marcos! 156 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:07,221 And also country music. 157 00:07:07,223 --> 00:07:10,074 I facetiously beg milady's pardon. 158 00:07:10,076 --> 00:07:12,827 Oh, milady facetiously grants it. 159 00:07:12,829 --> 00:07:15,446 Oh, goody. Now let's steal a car, go join 160 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:18,282 the rebels, then come back here and crush Cyril's stupid army. 161 00:07:18,284 --> 00:07:20,284 You make it sound so easy. 162 00:07:20,286 --> 00:07:21,869 Well, it's Cyril. 163 00:07:21,871 --> 00:07:24,572 I mean, unless he's got a nuclear warhead in his pants... 164 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,208 Which he totally does. 165 00:07:27,210 --> 00:07:30,511 Which, guys, can we talk about this? 166 00:07:30,513 --> 00:07:33,045 The time for talk is kaput, Klon-Bruder. 167 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:36,781 - Now is the time for action! - Clone bone! 168 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:41,439 And by that I mean his... you know... 169 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:44,442 - Yeah, we... - Let me finish! 170 00:07:44,444 --> 00:07:46,811 ...penis. No, you ruined it. 171 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:51,282 And by "it," I meant the moment. Not his penis. 172 00:07:51,284 --> 00:07:52,538 - I... - Penis. 173 00:07:56,158 --> 00:07:58,574 Will you shut up?! I know what I'm doing! 174 00:07:58,814 --> 00:08:01,197 Yes, but don't do what you are doing! 175 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:06,903 Are you crazy?! This car is worth one quarter of 176 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:08,788 - $1 million! - Well, was. 177 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:10,490 And did you ever think maybe your fleet of 178 00:08:10,492 --> 00:08:13,126 priceless cars is the reason you're fighting off a 179 00:08:13,128 --> 00:08:15,078 - rebellion? - I'm fighting the 180 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,996 rebels because that is what we do! 181 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:19,082 My father fought the rebels, his father fought the rebels... 182 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:21,000 So, like a family business. 183 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:23,002 That manufactures oppression. 184 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:24,871 Well, and cocaine. In fact... 185 00:08:24,873 --> 00:08:28,141 Stop! 186 00:08:28,143 --> 00:08:30,760 What?! 187 00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:32,762 That. 188 00:08:32,764 --> 00:08:35,181 I mean, if you think we have time. 189 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:37,383 I... Is there a 190 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,235 - tiger? - Of course there is 191 00:08:39,237 --> 00:08:40,987 a tiger. Where did you think you are, 192 00:08:40,989 --> 00:08:44,390 Tegucigalpa? 193 00:08:44,392 --> 00:08:47,494 And so, by the power 194 00:08:47,496 --> 00:08:51,998 self-vested in me, I now pronounce us man and wife, and I 195 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,402 may also kiss the bride. 196 00:08:56,404 --> 00:09:00,456 - Yay! - Ugh, second worst 197 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,408 - wedding ever. - Yeah, but at least 198 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:05,077 - nobody died. - Yet! 199 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:07,297 Inappropes. 200 00:09:07,299 --> 00:09:09,081 What is wrong with you? 201 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,551 I'm trying to make that a thing people say, like, 202 00:09:11,553 --> 00:09:15,772 "Damn, dawg, that's inappropes!" Plus, I think I'm addicted to 203 00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:17,857 - cocaine. - Well, but look on the 204 00:09:17,859 --> 00:09:21,110 bright side. With any luck at all, it will 205 00:09:21,112 --> 00:09:24,230 save me the trouble of killing you myself. 206 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:26,933 Damn, dawg... 207 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:30,403 - Inappropes. - Yay! 208 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:32,939 Yay! Yay! 209 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:37,043 They should've sent a poet. 210 00:09:37,045 --> 00:09:40,079 Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat? 211 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,382 Literally tons. 212 00:09:42,384 --> 00:09:44,584 No, I didn't mean another animal. 213 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:47,303 - I meant like a steak, or some... - Typical American. 214 00:09:47,305 --> 00:09:49,622 You think meat comes from the supermercado, all wrapped in a 215 00:09:49,624 --> 00:09:52,058 - nice plastic wrap. - Yeah, you're 216 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,593 - describing meat. - No, no, no. 217 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:56,095 Meat is blood and bones and sinew! 218 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:58,297 Well, now you're describing not-meat. 219 00:09:58,299 --> 00:10:01,017 Meat is whatever the tiger says is meat, because 220 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:04,904 God made him the boss and all the other animals his food! 221 00:10:04,906 --> 00:10:07,991 Hang on, buddy. 222 00:10:07,993 --> 00:10:11,194 And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in 223 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:14,247 defense of totalitarianism, but I'm not feeding Shane an 224 00:10:14,249 --> 00:10:16,249 - elephant. - Who the hell is... 225 00:10:16,251 --> 00:10:18,918 Oh, my God, he's totally a 226 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,487 Shane. So let me bounce this off you 227 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:24,290 - guys... - What say we don't 228 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,960 launch this giant nerve gas missile at, uh... 229 00:10:26,962 --> 00:10:29,429 where did you say you were launching it? 230 00:10:29,431 --> 00:10:31,330 Wouldn't you like to know? 231 00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:33,716 I would, actually. 232 00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:36,603 Come on, you guys are acting a little... insane. 233 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:38,605 Do you know what's insane?! 234 00:10:38,607 --> 00:10:41,524 Yeah, this. All of it, everything. 235 00:10:41,526 --> 00:10:43,726 The rocket, uh... I'm not really comfortable with the 236 00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:45,612 - clone-bone. - You're not 237 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:47,363 doing it right. Now move, so I can begin the 238 00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:50,683 - launch sequence. - Over my dead... 239 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:52,535 ...body, man that was a jinx, huh? 240 00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:54,904 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! 241 00:10:54,906 --> 00:10:57,373 Hang on! As amazing as it would be, 242 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,909 - we can't take Shane with us. - Yeah, we can, 243 00:10:59,911 --> 00:11:01,494 - watch. - No, no, no, no! 244 00:11:01,496 --> 00:11:04,363 No, don't! 245 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:06,966 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 246 00:11:06,968 --> 00:11:10,003 Carol, listen to me very closely. 247 00:11:10,005 --> 00:11:12,055 Why, you gonna walk me through your organic method 248 00:11:12,057 --> 00:11:14,307 - of vaginal hygiene? - My what? 249 00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:16,392 You're a bigger pussy than Shane! 250 00:11:16,394 --> 00:11:20,480 Come here, boy! 251 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:23,316 Shane! 252 00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:25,601 Do something! 253 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:29,155 - Like what? - Get him! 254 00:11:29,157 --> 00:11:33,059 We're 255 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:35,662 - coming, brother! - Hiy...! 256 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,566 - No...! - Brother...! 257 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:43,402 You bastard! 258 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:46,706 - Brother, the launch sequence! - No! 259 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:52,211 Don't stop! 260 00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:57,416 Almost... there. 261 00:11:57,418 --> 00:12:01,020 - Oh, come on! - Shut... up. 262 00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:03,222 Launch sequence initiated. 263 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:05,975 - No! - No! 264 00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:14,266 Ha-ha! 265 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:18,454 It doesn't work with a bow... tiiiiiiiiieeeeee! 266 00:12:18,456 --> 00:12:22,742 Shane! 267 00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,544 - Shane...! - Shane...! 268 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:34,387 Shane? 269 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:43,846 Well, we should've guessed that was gonna happen. 270 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:48,101 W... we should've? 271 00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:50,737 Well, or at least could've. 272 00:12:50,739 --> 00:12:53,489 - I mean... - Yeah, I-I-I guess, 273 00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:56,659 uh... I guess a leopard can't change his spots. 274 00:12:56,661 --> 00:13:00,163 Uh... I don't know that much about leopards. 275 00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:03,449 That was actually a proverb. 276 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:07,703 That was actually a tiger. 277 00:13:10,338 --> 00:13:13,044 Minutes to launch: 180. 278 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,451 Huh. That is a lot longer than I 279 00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:17,953 thought it would be. 280 00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:24,944 Okay, when we get to rebel HQ, they might be 281 00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:26,979 - aggressive at first, but... - They wouldn't if we 282 00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:29,148 had a damn tiger. 283 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,117 No. We're-we're not going back. 284 00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:35,371 Unless... No. 285 00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:37,907 - What if... - He had his chance! 286 00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,909 - A what? - A charivari. 287 00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:42,077 Also called a shivaree? You know, it's that thing where 288 00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:44,496 everybody bangs pots and pans outside our room as we... 289 00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:46,615 consummate. 290 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,051 Oh... n-no. We're not doing that. 291 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,953 Ha-ha! Ow! 292 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,172 Ray, my feet are already killing me. 293 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:55,007 - Sorry. - He's probably not 294 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,976 - used to leading. - You know... 295 00:13:56,978 --> 00:14:00,062 You, on the other hand... lead away. 296 00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:02,097 - Mind if I cut in? - No. 297 00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,983 - Yes! - Screw you guys. 298 00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:05,935 - Hey, Krieger! - What the hell is 299 00:14:05,937 --> 00:14:07,469 - going on? - Cyril's the new 300 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,188 - dictator... - President. 301 00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:11,073 Shut up, and he just married crazy tits, and I need 302 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,441 - a dance partner. - Wh...? 303 00:14:12,443 --> 00:14:14,276 So nobody noticed that I've been missing for three weeks? 304 00:14:14,278 --> 00:14:15,477 - Um... - No. 305 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,079 Well, I certainly didn't. 306 00:14:17,081 --> 00:14:18,497 We figured the vampires ate you. 307 00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:19,982 - The what? - Wait, what? 308 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,534 They're not vampires, they're my clones. 309 00:14:22,536 --> 00:14:26,088 - Or I'm their clone, or... - Oh, please, you and 310 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,507 your clone nonsense, it's all a bunch of... 311 00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:31,961 - Holy shit. - Why was I not informed 312 00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:35,130 - of this, Krieger? - If he even is Krieger! 313 00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:36,498 - Huh? - What? 314 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,434 The real Krieger could be down there! 315 00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:40,185 Oh, for... that is just... 316 00:14:40,187 --> 00:14:42,137 I won't even dignify that with a response. 317 00:14:42,139 --> 00:14:45,608 - Uh, uh... - Pam? 318 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,342 - Pam! Uh-huh. 319 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,228 I've got a concussion. 320 00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:51,680 And this regular tie means nothing, I don't like bow ties 321 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,649 - so I switched. - Well, you certainly 322 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,367 - sound concussed. - He sounds like a 323 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:57,185 vampire! I say we tie him up and let the 324 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,187 - sun sort it out! - You need to hush. 325 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,657 Minutes to launch: 150. 326 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,375 - What is that? - What is going on? 327 00:15:03,377 --> 00:15:05,327 Tell me that robot's not talking about launching this 328 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:07,413 - rocket, Krieger. - Or should we say 329 00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:09,331 Count Krieg... Ow! Ow! 330 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,918 Ow, cut it out! Ow! Goddamn it! Ow! 331 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,970 - Thank you. - Vampire lovers. 332 00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:17,039 Yeah, so, here's the thing... 333 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,008 This is it, rebel headquarters. 334 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,644 Now, remember, let me do the talking. 335 00:15:21,646 --> 00:15:23,395 - Got it. - I'm serious. 336 00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:25,147 - I got it. - Look at me. 337 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,149 I got it! Jesus! 338 00:15:27,151 --> 00:15:29,318 Okay. Then here we go. 339 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:34,056 Pinche cabrón! 340 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,607 - Ow! - Goddamn it! 341 00:15:35,609 --> 00:15:38,110 You said you'd let me do the... 342 00:15:38,112 --> 00:15:40,729 ¡Espere, 343 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,397 espere! ¡Mira, mira! 344 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,616 - Es la cantante! - ♪ It's all about me 345 00:15:44,618 --> 00:15:47,252 this time... ♪ Aw... 346 00:15:47,254 --> 00:15:49,955 So. You're saying this gigantic 347 00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:53,509 rocket is not only full of deadly nerve gas, but also aimed 348 00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:56,211 - God knows where? - Well, that statement 349 00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:58,380 presupposes the existence of God, but... 350 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,632 Krieger, I am about two seconds away from telling 351 00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:04,103 - Pam to get a wooden stake. - Yay! 352 00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:06,605 - I'm not a vampire! - Doesn't matter to 353 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,474 - the stake. - Then yes! 354 00:16:08,476 --> 00:16:10,476 It's full of nerve gas, and I don't know where it's aimed! 355 00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:12,361 What? What's the range on this thing? 356 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,229 I don't know, 2,000 miles? 357 00:16:14,231 --> 00:16:15,981 How far away is the 358 00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,766 - Upper East Side? - I don't know, 359 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,569 1,980-something miles? 360 00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:22,538 Okay, this is a presidential order from the 361 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,623 president. Shut it down! 362 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,126 - I can't! - Can't, or won't? 363 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:28,777 - Can't! - Oh. 364 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,796 - I didn't hear you. - Ray, can you override 365 00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:33,248 - the launch sequence? - Um... 366 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,800 Launch sequence accelerated. 367 00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:36,451 No. 368 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,470 - Oh, for God's sake. - Minutes to 369 00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:40,672 - launch: 90. - Cyril... 370 00:16:40,674 --> 00:16:43,425 Uh, it's actually Señor Presidente, but... 371 00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:47,262 Shh, hush. Now I know you've had a fun time 372 00:16:47,264 --> 00:16:51,100 as dictator, and we all enjoyed this little break from him, 373 00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:54,469 but Cyril-- and if you tell him I said this, I'll break your 374 00:16:54,471 --> 00:17:00,359 frickin' arms-- it's... ugh... Archer time. 375 00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:03,779 Wha...? Oh, all right. 376 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,498 Krieger, I assume the whatever... 377 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,450 - Doppelkriegers. - I assume they had a 378 00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:10,753 lab, so take Ray and see if you can find some info on how to 379 00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:13,589 shut this damn thing down. We'll go get Archer. 380 00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:16,792 - Ooh, and Cherlene! - Ooh, and no. 381 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,795 - Because she isn't here. - Oh! 382 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:22,181 Damn it, Archer! Damn you! 383 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,383 You can't even let me pretend to be magnanimous while inwardly 384 00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:26,301 - gloating! - Oh, shut up. 385 00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:27,603 What does the note say? 386 00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,279 - So, airport? - But the note says not... 387 00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:39,181 Well, I guess that 388 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,866 settles that! I mean, it's not like we can 389 00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,485 just waltz into enemy territory and... 390 00:17:43,487 --> 00:17:46,405 - Well, I certainly can't. - Can't, or... 391 00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:49,792 Both, either, all. They'd shoot me on sight, Lana. 392 00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:52,578 And if you want Archer so damn bad, you can go get him your... 393 00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:59,718 Huh. I didn't think she'd actually 394 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,703 - do it. - Then you're an idiot. 395 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:06,809 - Oh, I'm the idiot? - Yes. 396 00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:08,710 What the...? 397 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,712 - Holly? - Archer? 398 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,731 - Rando? - Slater? 399 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,850 - Who the hell is Rando? - Him! 400 00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:16,602 That's Sterling Archer! 401 00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:19,655 A-hem! And I am Cherlene? 402 00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:23,725 - The Queen of Outlaw Country? - What the hell are you 403 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,727 - doing here? - What the hell are you 404 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,496 - doing here? - I could ask you the 405 00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,448 same question. I am asking you the same 406 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,233 - question! - We came to join the 407 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,751 - rebels. - What? 408 00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:34,837 What's the FBI doing in San Marcos? 409 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:37,422 With a cocaine smuggler? 410 00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,875 I'm not FBI, and he's not a... 411 00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:42,127 Well, technically, I am, but... 412 00:18:42,129 --> 00:18:44,429 - We're both CIA. - What?! 413 00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:47,182 C... I... A. 414 00:18:47,184 --> 00:18:49,201 And we're also the rebels. 415 00:18:49,321 --> 00:18:52,024 And you are in a mundo of caca. 416 00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:54,851 Okay! Listen, stop, listen to me! 417 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,318 - Lana?! - Holly? 418 00:18:57,438 --> 00:18:58,838 Holly? What's the FBI doing... 419 00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:01,776 These dickheads aren't FBI, Lana, they're CIA! 420 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,192 And also the rebels! 421 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,689 Huh. Thought that would get more of a reaction. 422 00:19:10,809 --> 00:19:14,741 Yeah, no, that is, um... news, uh... 423 00:19:14,861 --> 00:19:17,770 but my water just broke, so... 424 00:19:19,814 --> 00:19:30,342 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com