1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:05,570 Woooo! Outlaw country! Outlaw co... 2 00:00:10,854 --> 00:00:13,423 - Stop it. - Make me. 3 00:00:13,557 --> 00:00:16,626 Lana. Are you crazy? 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,629 No, she is. See? Let go of her throat, 5 00:00:19,763 --> 00:00:23,099 - She-Hulk, those pipes just sold a million records. - Which is amazing, 6 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:25,601 can you believe it is so amazing? Everyone, toast. 7 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:28,805 - Whoa! - Presidente, this 8 00:00:28,939 --> 00:00:32,141 is no time for toast. Wha...No, not "toast," a toast. 9 00:00:32,276 --> 00:00:35,178 A toast. It is even less the time for that. 10 00:00:35,312 --> 00:00:38,848 Calm down, Colonel Panic. Listen-- the shelling has 11 00:00:38,983 --> 00:00:41,784 stopped. 12 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:44,487 Damn it, Pam. Why the hell did you do that? 13 00:00:44,621 --> 00:00:47,156 - So we can scrooch down behind it. - The shelling... 14 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:49,759 has stopped. Oh, did you just say that? 15 00:00:49,893 --> 00:00:52,362 - Goddamn it. Is everybody okay? - Yes. 16 00:00:52,496 --> 00:00:55,198 Yeah, I guess. I don't know. 17 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:58,134 - Wait a minute, where is my wife? - And where is 18 00:00:58,268 --> 00:01:01,070 Sterling? What's that? 19 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:05,408 - I mean, yes, what? What are we doing? - What are you doing? 20 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:09,245 - Why were you in the butler's pantry? - I-I was, uh, I was 21 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:12,448 - hiding because I was scared. Yeah, right. - Really. 22 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:16,486 Well, fairly. But I-I mean, I found a paper bag in there, and I did some 23 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:19,589 - deep, uh... - Breathing? - Also, yes, so, hey, 24 00:01:19,723 --> 00:01:22,458 what's the plan? We must counterattack. 25 00:01:22,593 --> 00:01:25,495 But, sir, I don't have enough troops. Oh, my God, always 26 00:01:25,629 --> 00:01:28,589 with the excuses. Sir, you have an entire battalion sitting idle 27 00:01:28,632 --> 00:01:31,512 at the airport, so... No, they are not sitting idle, they are... 28 00:01:31,635 --> 00:01:34,504 Unloading the one million record albums you bought from this gringa. 29 00:01:34,638 --> 00:01:36,879 What? Wait, what? 30 00:01:37,007 --> 00:01:39,876 - Surprise. - Wait, what? Non-surprise. 31 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:42,712 - Can you not? - Can you not? - I thought people 32 00:01:42,846 --> 00:01:45,415 liked me. I thought we were broke. 33 00:01:45,549 --> 00:01:48,790 I... that's... Do you have any idea how humiliating 34 00:01:48,819 --> 00:01:52,188 this is? Jinx. 35 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:55,191 - Inappropes. - Cherlene, wait. - Well, now 36 00:01:55,325 --> 00:01:58,428 it's your turn to be humiliated, Gustavo. Because for your information, 37 00:01:58,562 --> 00:02:01,431 - I just had... - Cyril? 38 00:02:01,565 --> 00:02:05,735 Oh. My God. 39 00:02:05,869 --> 00:02:11,304 The gun went off for, like, no reason. Surprise. 40 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:47,554 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 41 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:55,253 $10 million. On... on cowboy music? 42 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:59,346 - Eee! Cowboy music? - Presidente, 43 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,250 please, permission to redeploy the troops at the airport. - Ay, aah! 44 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:07,020 - Jesus Christ, fine. Whatever you want. - Bravo Two, this 45 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:10,057 is Bravo Actual. Redeploy your troops to sector four. 46 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:13,694 Well, I am redeploying to my rooms. - Well, I am 47 00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:18,999 redeploying to my rooms. My God, why was she so upset? 48 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:22,803 Well, I think any time a spouse makes a major purchase without discussing it 49 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:25,305 first... - I meant Cherlene, you pea-wit. 50 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,709 Why does she care? Most singers would kill to have a record go platinum. 51 00:03:28,843 --> 00:03:31,712 Speaking of killing people. 52 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:36,817 Oh, my God, okay, first of all, he... Actually, yeah, Pam, let's hear 53 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:40,253 - some Bee Gees. - Ha, ha, 54 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:44,157 - ha, ha. - Stayin' alive. - Holy shit, that 55 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:48,161 - works. - Agh. - Yeah, so does Kevlar. 56 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:51,465 Wait, so does what? - What, did you just want mouth-to-mouth? 57 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:54,101 I can explain. - What is this, Meatballs? 58 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:57,104 You little... - Racist. What? 59 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:00,173 Cyril, you wear Kevlar every single time we go to Latin America. 60 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:03,944 - Because every time you shoot me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, not 61 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,481 every time. Mm, like, three out of four, tops. 62 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:11,485 - You big baby. - Also speaking of... - Ugh, here it comes. 63 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,488 No, actually, here it goes. I'm leaving. 64 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:17,491 Ray, airport, let's go. - Have you lost your mind? 65 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:21,161 Seriously, I am not your servant. Ow, quit-quit... 66 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:25,132 Ow, ow, goddamn it! - Not that. Lana, in case you haven't 67 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:29,002 noticed, this place is crawling with rebels. - And not the good kind 68 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:32,617 you get drunk with at Myrtle Beach and cruise the strip in the bed of their monster truck 69 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:37,344 with a big rebel flag on it, flinging empty longnecks at people. 70 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,948 Yeah, those aren't actually the good kind, either. - Now who's racist? 71 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:45,218 Those guys, Pam, those exact same guys you just described. 72 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,989 - Oh. Well now I feel like an asshole. - When do you not? 73 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:53,493 - Almost always. I really like me. - Baffling. 74 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:57,397 As is leaving before Calderón pays us for that shipment of weapons, so... 75 00:04:57,532 --> 00:05:01,001 When was that supposed to happen? After a lovely dinner with him 76 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,137 - and his freshly-banged first lady? - His... 77 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:07,174 What are you talking about? - I'm talking about Archer, who just... 78 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:12,279 - Oops. - Give me that. 79 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,282 Mother, be careful, that crazy thing's got a mind of its own. 80 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:18,285 And it's not the only thing. Why can't you keep it in your 81 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:22,022 - pants? - Oof. - Oh, Mother. 82 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:26,526 It's not funny, I actually use mine. 83 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:30,564 Yes, always. God, you're... What happened to no more 84 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,567 anonymous sex? - I... we had already met. 85 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,661 Not the first time. - The first time I thought she was the maid. 86 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:40,273 - Why would you have sex with a maid? - That doesn't merit a 87 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:43,543 response, Mother, and the second time she blackmailed me. - How did she blackmail 88 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:46,947 you? - By threatening to tell Calderón about the first 89 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:50,884 time. - That's the honeypot. How could you fall for that? 90 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,387 It's Espionage 101. - I know, it's pretty ironic. 91 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:58,925 But, also, I always fall for it. - And now what's to stop her from telling him about 92 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:03,330 - the second time? - Hmm. - Nothing, she's crazy. 93 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:07,434 - Ow, ow, Lana, quit it, ow. Ow, goddamn it. - Asshole. 94 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:11,972 - We're dead. You've killed us. - Me? 95 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:16,109 - I didn't have a follow-up... to that. - Oh, all right, Lana, 96 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:21,515 - you win. - Yay! - Win what? 97 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,518 - We're leaving right now-- Ray? - Already packing 98 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:27,220 mentally. - Damn it, man, forget your kimonos. 99 00:06:27,355 --> 00:06:30,223 - Oh, like I brought a huge stack. - Five's a pretty big 100 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:32,959 stack. - Cyril, shut up and go find a vehicle. 101 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:36,930 Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her. 102 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:40,166 - She said, suddenly oddly maternal. - Right? 103 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:43,169 She has to endorse the royalty checks. 104 00:06:43,304 --> 00:06:46,406 - And the penny drops. - You shut up, and the rest of you shut up and grab 105 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:50,110 anything valuable. Ooh, like that ridiculous white painting. 106 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,612 - Wait, what about Krieger? - Oh, for... 107 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:55,582 - Who cares about Krieger? - Yeah. - That's true. 108 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:59,319 Plus, I bet the vampires got him. 109 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:06,226 So... now will you join us... brother? 110 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:14,089 - Yes... - Clone bone! 111 00:07:17,743 --> 00:07:21,971 My God, I have so many questions. Are you clones of me? 112 00:07:22,164 --> 00:07:25,500 Am I a clone of you? Did you all grow up together... in an actual house with an 113 00:07:25,634 --> 00:07:29,204 - actual mom and dad? And was I ever there? - No. 114 00:07:29,338 --> 00:07:32,540 To all of it. - You sure? Because I have this very clear 115 00:07:32,675 --> 00:07:35,543 memory of me as a child, and it's snowing, and there's a creepy old man trying to take me 116 00:07:35,678 --> 00:07:39,080 away, and then I knock him down with a sled? - That's Citizen Kane. 117 00:07:39,215 --> 00:07:43,551 Oh. Wait. No, not a sled. A pneumatic bolt-gun. 118 00:07:43,686 --> 00:07:46,988 Now that does sound vaguely familiar. - Right? 119 00:07:47,122 --> 00:07:50,024 Wait. No. I remember blood on snow. - Right?! 120 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:53,027 No! That was something else! He was never with us as a 121 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:55,897 child! - Well, the important thing is that you're with us 122 00:07:56,031 --> 00:07:59,133 now. - Especially since your friends... 123 00:07:59,268 --> 00:08:02,036 "Friends." Please. Can you believe those jerks? After all these years? 124 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:05,406 - Kicking me to the curb like, like... - A child. 125 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:08,543 A frog! Frog-child! 126 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:12,146 No! KRIEGER Is... is that what I think it is? 127 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:15,350 No. - Well, let me finish, because I think it's some kind 128 00:08:15,484 --> 00:08:19,020 - of unholy, adolescent human-amphibian hybrid creature. - Oh. 129 00:08:19,154 --> 00:08:24,225 Then, yes. - I'm home. I'm finally home. 130 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,897 Just in time for our moment of triumph. - Well, if there's one 131 00:08:29,031 --> 00:08:33,001 - thing I love, it's triumph! What is it?! - All will be 132 00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:37,939 revealed... in time. - And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, 133 00:08:38,073 --> 00:08:43,044 it's annoying vagueness. Cyril, shut up and find a vehicle! 134 00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:46,548 Meh, heh, heh. I'm a hateful shrew! And this is my idiot son, 135 00:08:46,682 --> 00:08:50,151 Archer. He's going to screw the dictator's wife and then shoot 136 00:08:50,286 --> 00:08:53,821 you in the chest! Oh, makes me so mad! 137 00:08:53,956 --> 00:09:00,028 One of these days, I swear to... Jesus H. Chrysler! 138 00:09:00,162 --> 00:09:04,532 Well, one thing's for sure. If I had it to do over, I'd be a dictator. 139 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:08,169 What?! My God, come on. How can you even say that? 140 00:09:08,304 --> 00:09:11,873 - Because that's what you are! - Cherlene, I-I... 141 00:09:12,007 --> 00:09:17,045 I'm not a dictator! I'm a president, like your Jorge Washington! 142 00:09:17,179 --> 00:09:20,659 Jorge Washington-- which, apparently, I've been mispronouncing wrong this whole 143 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:24,285 - time-- wasn't president for life! - Uh, but he could 144 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:28,122 have been if he wanted. Look, the 22nd amendment to your constitution 145 00:09:28,257 --> 00:09:33,161 imposed the presidential term limits, but it wasn't passed by your congress until 1947, and 146 00:09:33,295 --> 00:09:37,632 not ratified by the requisite number of American states until 1951, so... 147 00:09:37,766 --> 00:09:41,336 - Who are you-- Dave Frishberg?! - Yeah, I don't know 148 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:44,539 - who that is. - Of course you don't, because you don't live 149 00:09:44,673 --> 00:09:48,509 in a free country, where the world's largest manufacturers of sugary cereals are allowed to 150 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:53,214 sponsor interstitial animated programming unapologetically targeted at children! 151 00:09:53,349 --> 00:09:56,684 - No. I-I live in a very poor country. - Ugh! 152 00:09:56,819 --> 00:10:00,388 No, no. I... Look, I know, but go outside the palace walls, and trust me, 153 00:10:00,522 --> 00:10:04,058 - Cherlene, listen, it is crazy poor. - Yeah, that was 154 00:10:04,193 --> 00:10:07,395 my whole... - And so, I wanted to distribute your records among-- 155 00:10:07,529 --> 00:10:10,732 and I hate to say this-- but our filthy peasants, so as to brighten their lives with your 156 00:10:10,866 --> 00:10:14,268 music. Oh. Well, now I feel like a... 157 00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:17,772 - Wait. Do they even have record players? - Well, no, obviously 158 00:10:17,906 --> 00:10:21,476 not, but... - So how would they even use records?! 159 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:25,647 As plates? - What, in the name of all that is stupid, do you think 160 00:10:25,781 --> 00:10:29,317 - you're doing? - You tell me, crazy 161 00:10:29,451 --> 00:10:33,488 pregnant hormone lady. What's it look like I'm doing?! B-But before you answer, please 162 00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:37,725 don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick. 163 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:41,396 Hold it up. - Lana, come on. You and Mother smashed my balls 164 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:45,066 pretty good. Kudos. They're swollen. But I-I don't need a cut man! 165 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,503 - The painting... you idiot. - Oh. 166 00:10:48,637 --> 00:10:52,318 Thought you meant my genitals. But, look, I know you're jealous I had sex with Juliana, almost 167 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:55,710 twice, but don't slash the painting. It's... 168 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:59,747 Priceless. But worthless... if you damage it. 169 00:10:59,882 --> 00:11:04,652 But even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit. 170 00:11:04,787 --> 00:11:08,790 Wait. Is this an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis? 171 00:11:08,924 --> 00:11:14,762 Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, every when, is about the paragon 172 00:11:14,897 --> 00:11:20,301 of adequacy that is your dick. - "Adequacy" as in "mind-blowingness"? 173 00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:23,771 Or "adequacy" as in "Hey, stupid, you just destroyed $40 million"?! 174 00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:27,508 As in neither, you dummy. This is how you steal a 175 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:31,179 painting. Did you never see The Thomas Crown Affair? 176 00:11:31,313 --> 00:11:34,682 Uh, no, not a huge Steve McQueen fan. 177 00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:41,489 Oh, my God, are you...? Archer, you used to moan about him in your sleep! 178 00:11:41,623 --> 00:11:46,194 - I-I... No, I didn't. - Come on, you can do 179 00:11:46,328 --> 00:11:49,664 this. Just pick a stupid car. But the perfect car, so that for 180 00:11:49,798 --> 00:11:53,334 once in her life, Ms. Archer can't bitch. And we'll be driving through a 181 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:57,505 war zone, so it needs to be fast, although I guess reliability is more important 182 00:11:57,639 --> 00:12:01,175 than speed. Well, up to a point. Although bulletproof glass 183 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:05,546 wouldn't be bad. I... Damn it, Figgis! You're overthinking this! 184 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:10,618 Oh. Now that is a vehicle. Hmm. 185 00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:14,288 - Let's see Ms. Archer bitch about that. - You idiot! 186 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:17,792 - I gave you one simple job, and... - I looked in her room! 187 00:12:17,926 --> 00:12:21,462 And?! And she wasn't in it? 188 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:25,099 Pam, if you want to scuff them that badly, just throw them down the... 189 00:12:28,737 --> 00:12:32,507 What, were you not gonna say stairs? 190 00:12:32,641 --> 00:12:36,544 Hang on, hang on! Wait, wait, wait. Damn it! I have something for this. 191 00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:40,381 It's um, uh... - Well, I just assume it was about that ad with the 192 00:12:40,516 --> 00:12:43,885 - suitcase and the gorilla. - Ouch. - Which, turns out, was 193 00:12:44,019 --> 00:12:47,355 - actually a man in a gorilla costume. - Making the comparison 194 00:12:47,489 --> 00:12:50,825 - even more accurate. - Ow! - Seriously. 195 00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:53,919 - Let go of me! - There, I found her. - Cherlene, please! 196 00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:56,831 No, I said! - B-But, Cherlene, listen, I love you! 197 00:12:56,965 --> 00:13:00,268 I-I will divorce my wife. You what?! 198 00:13:00,402 --> 00:13:03,371 Oh, don't act so surprised, Juliana! It's not like we're in love 199 00:13:03,505 --> 00:13:06,707 anymore! Anymore?! We were never in love! 200 00:13:06,842 --> 00:13:10,211 - And suddenly I don't feel so bad. - You did before? 201 00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:13,381 ARCHER Oh, my God, you have no idea. It's like this ache in the pit 202 00:13:13,515 --> 00:13:16,717 of your stomach. - Are you talking about your balls? 203 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:19,887 - Yeah, but it's wearing off now. - And I will tell you 204 00:13:20,022 --> 00:13:23,224 the same thing I told your father! I will never give you a divorce! 205 00:13:23,358 --> 00:13:26,360 Tell that to the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. 206 00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:29,697 Oh, wait, you just did! - Wait. You can't be both! 207 00:13:29,832 --> 00:13:32,867 - Your William Howard Taft was. - Not at the same 208 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:36,204 - time! - He absolutely was. - Is that true? 209 00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:39,407 Oh, I don't want to... I want to say church and state? 210 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:42,977 Wow. We get home, first thing, we are binge-watching Schoolhouse Rock. 211 00:13:43,111 --> 00:13:45,479 You can binge-watch it in hell! 212 00:13:45,614 --> 00:13:47,882 - Well, if anything, that's heaven. - And you can die 213 00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:52,220 knowing that the last man inside of me was Archer. - What? 214 00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:55,223 Oh, uh, yeah, so about that... 215 00:13:55,357 --> 00:13:58,292 Well, I hope it was worth dying for. - Honestly? 216 00:13:58,427 --> 00:14:01,796 Right? - I... Well, no, but the first time... 217 00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:05,166 Honestly? - No, the first time. - Good-bye, Mr. 218 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,803 Archer. Give my regards to William Howard Taft. 219 00:14:08,937 --> 00:14:18,279 - No. - No....! - No...! 220 00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:32,226 Pam? Pam? 221 00:14:37,032 --> 00:14:41,575 - Pam, seriously. - Archer... - Lana, shut up. Pam! 222 00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:45,773 - Archer, I think she's... - I think she's... 223 00:14:45,907 --> 00:14:50,277 Dead. And now you, Mr. Archer, can join her in... 224 00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:54,014 Out... law... country. 225 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:58,085 I'm gonna go Jerry Lee 226 00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:02,956 on your ass! 227 00:15:03,091 --> 00:15:07,761 Um, do you want to...? - Yes. Wait, were you gonna say "watch"? 228 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,864 - I was gonna say "help," but... - Shut up. Did she say 229 00:15:10,999 --> 00:15:13,934 she used to be married to Calderón's father? - Yeah, that's 230 00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:17,271 - some messed-up shit. - Hey! - Pam! 231 00:15:17,405 --> 00:15:21,275 How are you not dead? - 'Cause I'm not a pussy? 232 00:15:21,409 --> 00:15:24,311 - And also probably 'cause of this. - Is that Cyril's? 233 00:15:24,446 --> 00:15:27,314 - Yep. - Um... You know they're not 234 00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:30,449 reusable, right? Once the fibers get damaged, that's basically just a sweater 235 00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:33,987 vest. Oh, good. 236 00:15:34,122 --> 00:15:38,025 'Cause for a second there, I thought I actually was a pussy. - Hurts, huh? 237 00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:41,028 Hey, so... 238 00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:43,997 - Yeah. Now do you want to help? - Okay, 239 00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:47,000 Mother, give me my gun. - I don't have it-- I threw it away. 240 00:15:47,135 --> 00:15:50,003 - You what?! - What?! - Why would you throw 241 00:15:50,138 --> 00:15:53,374 away a perfectly good gun?! - Because it touched your... junk. 242 00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:56,910 - How dirty do you think my junk is? - As dirty as if it 243 00:15:57,045 --> 00:16:00,981 were made of dirt and then got dropped in some different dirt and then Pig-Pen came along and 244 00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:04,151 - kicked it around with his dirty shoes. - Fair enough. 245 00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:07,287 Nobody move. 246 00:16:07,422 --> 00:16:13,427 Except you, Juliana. Let go of Cherlene and throw down the gun. 247 00:16:13,561 --> 00:16:17,231 Now, then... - Ow, ow, ow, ow. Stop it. Stop it. 248 00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:20,234 - Ow. No. Ow, ow, ow. Ooh... - Now, then! 249 00:16:20,368 --> 00:16:25,205 Cherlene, stop this at once. As your husband, I command you. 250 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:28,809 My what?! - Sorry, hang on. Juliana, I divorce you, but also 251 00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:33,080 I wish you the best of luck in the years ahead, which you will spend in prison. 252 00:16:33,214 --> 00:16:38,318 - Cherlene, I now pronounce us husband and wife. - Weddings always 253 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:41,722 get me. - Plus cocaine. - No! We are so not 254 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:44,725 married! Are you...? Wait, which is it? 255 00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:47,728 Literally. - Are you literally insane?! 256 00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:51,398 No, but my word is literally law. One of the perks of being a 257 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:54,735 dictator. - You said you weren't a dictator! 258 00:16:54,869 --> 00:16:59,206 I-I lied, okay? But hopefully our marriage is strong enough that, together and 259 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:02,209 - over time, we can work through it. - Well, at least he 260 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:05,212 admits he was wrong. - Yeah, 'cause that makes it all better. 261 00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:08,215 - When did you get so cynical? - The rest of you... 262 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:11,485 - are under arrest! - What? - Except those of you 263 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:16,223 - who are to be executed. - Wait, what? Hey, guys. 264 00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:21,962 Um... - In which case... I would not put a lot of money 265 00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:25,799 in my prison canteen account. I'm looking your way, Mr. Archer. 266 00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:29,369 Wait. Whoa, no. I... - Well, then, good luck getting any more weapons, 267 00:17:29,504 --> 00:17:33,807 you-you cut-rate Castro! - Ha! I don't need them. 268 00:17:33,942 --> 00:17:40,047 As we speak, my scientists are working on a secret weapon, and soon I will water our coca 269 00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:43,217 - fields with the rebels' blood! - Gross! 270 00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:46,220 I can't believe I married you. 271 00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:49,223 Presidente. - Good! Yes. I am glad you are here. 272 00:17:49,357 --> 00:17:52,226 I have been bluffing the whole time, look. 273 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,229 Totally out of bullets. See that? - My bad, guys. 274 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:58,265 That's on me. - Anyway, okay, now, Comandante, arrest these 275 00:17:58,399 --> 00:18:01,268 - people.- But, Presidente, the rebels, they have smashed 276 00:18:01,402 --> 00:18:04,771 our counterattack. They are headed for the palace. 277 00:18:04,906 --> 00:18:07,774 - Hurry! We must get you out of here. - Wait, and me! 278 00:18:07,909 --> 00:18:10,777 I'm the first lady! Please, hurry. We have to go before... 279 00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:17,417 W-Well? Don't just stand there, you cowards! 280 00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:21,188 Do something! Oh, really? That-that is 281 00:18:21,322 --> 00:18:24,191 obviously not what I... Don't shoot, don't shoot! 282 00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:29,062 We surrender! Uh, what's that? 283 00:18:29,197 --> 00:18:32,099 - Cyril? - Yeah, I couldn't hear you over the sound of this 284 00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:35,869 - gigantic friggin' tank. - You idiot, that's the 285 00:18:36,004 --> 00:18:40,207 vehicle you found? I meant a limousine or... Jesus God, woman, 286 00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:43,777 - nothing is ever good enough for you! - Right? 287 00:18:43,912 --> 00:18:46,980 Please, sir! Accept our surrender! - No, not to him! 288 00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:50,884 He's not the rebels! - Kind of a moot point, though, isn't it? 289 00:18:51,019 --> 00:18:54,187 - What with the tank and all. - Yeah. So I hereby... - Accept your 290 00:18:54,322 --> 00:18:57,257 surrender! Dibs! I'm in charge! Cyril, get out of the... 291 00:18:57,392 --> 00:19:03,330 Sorry? I still couldn't hear you. 292 00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:07,134 Yeah, Cyril, you are sorry because you still look 293 00:19:07,268 --> 00:19:12,973 like an idiot. You look like, uh... Oh, my God. 294 00:19:13,107 --> 00:19:16,376 Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. I-I actually have something for this! 295 00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:21,815 - Mi... - Mike Ducockless! 296 00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:30,202 Oh, boy. Ha, ha! 297 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:41,584 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com