1 00:00:02,509 --> 00:00:06,966 Goddamn it, Ray. Are you drunk? 2 00:00:07,086 --> 00:00:09,615 - No, dumbass, are you? - No. 3 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:12,637 - Although not for lack of trying. - Exactly, that's my 4 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:16,374 - whole point. - Oh, how can you drink 5 00:00:16,509 --> 00:00:20,245 - rum with all this turbulence? - Oh, my God! That's my whole point! 6 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:24,315 Enough already! My God, are you people paid by the word? 7 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:28,353 It's bad enough I'm packed into this flying boxcar with you... 8 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:32,257 ...without all this incessant bickering. It's like I'm stuck on a school 9 00:00:32,391 --> 00:00:36,761 bus with the worst driver on the planet! 10 00:00:36,896 --> 00:00:40,231 - What was that? - It is kind of like a school bus. 11 00:00:40,366 --> 00:00:43,468 - When have you ever been on a bus? - No, from the movies. 12 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:46,771 We've got the whole Breakfast Club in here. I'm Emilio Estevez. 13 00:00:46,906 --> 00:00:50,475 Cyril's obviously Anthony Michael Nerd. Mother, you're Paul Gleason. 14 00:00:50,609 --> 00:00:55,580 Krieger's the loose cannon, Judd Nelson, and Lana, you're... um... 15 00:00:55,714 --> 00:01:00,185 - Wait, seriously? Molly Ringwald. - Eh... 16 00:01:00,319 --> 00:01:03,154 - Oh, my God. - What the hell are you talking about? 17 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:06,324 Mother, hush. Lana, come on, if any of you ISIS women is Molly Ringwald... 18 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:09,427 - It's obviously Cherlene. - Totally. 19 00:01:09,562 --> 00:01:12,397 - What? - Yes, she's the rich one, she's a redhead... 20 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:15,900 - So, what, you think I'm Ally Sheedy? - Are you all just 21 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:19,537 - saying random words? - Ally Sheedy would've been way more likely to get 22 00:01:19,672 --> 00:01:22,540 - pregnant in high school. - Had there been a sequel. 23 00:01:22,675 --> 00:01:25,343 - God forbid. - Right? - And as for who's the 24 00:01:25,477 --> 00:01:28,880 - hot one... - Wait, what, of us? I'm the hot one! 25 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:32,283 - Eh... - Oh, my God. - Oh, get over 26 00:01:32,418 --> 00:01:35,286 - yourself! - Shh! Will you shut up? 27 00:01:35,421 --> 00:01:38,021 - Oh, please. She knows we're in here. - She will if you 28 00:01:38,023 --> 00:01:41,192 - don't shut up. - Pam, I know you're in there. 29 00:01:41,327 --> 00:01:45,964 No, we're not. But if we are, which I don't admit to, which Breakfast 30 00:01:46,098 --> 00:01:50,335 - Clubber am I? - Hmm, I guess the janitor everybody thinks is 31 00:01:50,469 --> 00:01:54,606 - gross but turns out to be cool. - Aw. - I love 32 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:59,277 that you take that as a compliment. 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 34 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:35,335 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 35 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:42,410 - So, can we get out of the crate now? - No, but as it seems 36 00:02:42,544 --> 00:02:47,381 we've arrived at a pause in the idiocy, let's recap the plan for when we land in San Marcos. 37 00:02:47,516 --> 00:02:51,219 Yeah, because I'm curious how we tell Calderón we turned six million dollars' 38 00:02:51,353 --> 00:02:54,856 worth of cocaine into one million dollars' worth of weapons. 39 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:57,892 That's the CIA's problem. Calderón doesn't care. 40 00:02:58,026 --> 00:03:01,395 - It's all gravy to him. - Yeah, Lana. I was actually wondering that 41 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:04,866 - myself. - All that matters is that Calderón pays us for this 42 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,070 shipment. Then we use the profits to buy more weapons, which we sell to 43 00:03:09,204 --> 00:03:13,274 him to make more profits to buy more weapons. Blah, blah, blah. 44 00:03:13,408 --> 00:03:17,545 - Lana, for God's sakes, it's Econ 101. - Cyril, don't be 45 00:03:17,679 --> 00:03:20,548 - shitty. - Yeah, Cyril! - Tower 46 00:03:20,682 --> 00:03:24,285 to unidentified aircraft, you are now entering restricted San Marcos airspace. 47 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:28,156 - Identify yourself. - Uh, guys? - Just tell them Slater 48 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:31,192 - sent us. - You think that's a good idea, flying into a war zone, 49 00:03:31,326 --> 00:03:35,363 - telling them we're with the CIA? - If Slater even was CIA. 50 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:38,799 Now, he's the one who teabagged you? 51 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:41,802 - Beanbagged. - Oh, whichever. - It's a fairly 52 00:03:41,937 --> 00:03:44,972 - important distinction. - Sorry, can I be a nag for a second? 53 00:03:45,107 --> 00:03:48,075 Oh, my God, Lana, I've had only, like, eight drinks. 54 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:51,279 - Okay, not that, but wait, really? - Yeah, I've totally 55 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:55,483 cut back, and not that it's any of your beeswax, but I've also cut back on... you know. 56 00:03:55,617 --> 00:04:00,221 On what? Sterling, with you, that could almost literally be anything. 57 00:04:00,355 --> 00:04:03,558 - Anonymous sex, if you must know. - Ew! 58 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:06,360 - Beechcraft, please identify. - Guys? 59 00:04:06,495 --> 00:04:09,363 - Really? - I've totally, relatively cleaned up my act. 60 00:04:09,498 --> 00:04:13,367 So maybe keep that in mind when you're choosing godparents. 61 00:04:13,502 --> 00:04:17,572 I will, Archer. I really will. 62 00:04:17,706 --> 00:04:20,241 - Beechcraft, identify. - Guys! - Goddamn it, tell him 63 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,944 - Slater sent us. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Tower, this is 64 00:04:23,078 --> 00:04:26,147 - Beechcraft. - Ray! - Uh, Slater sent us? 65 00:04:26,281 --> 00:04:29,283 Beechcraft, you are clear for 66 00:04:29,418 --> 00:04:32,587 - landing. - Thank you for hearing my concerns. 67 00:04:32,721 --> 00:04:36,857 Jesus, will you relax? 68 00:04:36,992 --> 00:04:40,194 What's the worst that 69 00:04:40,329 --> 00:04:43,464 - could happen? - Get on the ground! 70 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:46,601 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 71 00:04:46,735 --> 00:04:49,971 Way to go, Gilligan. 72 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:54,609 - Silencio! Who is in charge here? - Señor Presidente, 73 00:04:54,743 --> 00:04:57,878 - I... - Not you, you baboon-faced baboon. 74 00:04:58,013 --> 00:05:02,016 I am obviously talking to these gringos, and also, if I am here, then you are obviously not in 75 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:05,286 - charge. - I... 76 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:10,992 And to repeat, 77 00:05:11,126 --> 00:05:15,363 - who is in charge here? - That would be... - Because they are to 78 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:18,866 - blame for this shipment of weapons being late. - Her, that older woman 79 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:24,005 - down there with the more or less permanent scowl. - Señor Presidente, it 80 00:05:24,139 --> 00:05:29,010 - is such an honor to meet you. I'm Malory Archer. - Wow. 81 00:05:29,144 --> 00:05:33,514 Well, thank you. Anyhoo, hello? 82 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:38,219 - So, the stories are true. - What stories? 83 00:05:38,353 --> 00:05:41,355 I... no, not what, huh? Damn it, man, I was sleepwalking. 84 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:44,992 Eh? Hey, what's 85 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:48,029 going on? Maybe you're their god. 86 00:05:48,163 --> 00:05:50,998 Okay, all but him, arrest. 87 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,435 Without even checking the merchandise? 88 00:05:54,569 --> 00:05:58,572 Although not that particular 89 00:05:58,707 --> 00:06:02,343 merchandise. 90 00:06:09,685 --> 00:06:14,689 - Goddamn it! Who the hell drilled my box?! - So, we're just done 91 00:06:14,823 --> 00:06:17,992 with phrasing, right? That's not a thing anymore? 92 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:20,995 - I know, right? - Cherlene. - What?! 93 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:23,664 Wait, what?! Yeah, seriously, what? 94 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:27,368 "Outlaw Country," "Hoochie Coochie Coochie Man," "Travis County Limitado." 95 00:06:27,502 --> 00:06:31,572 I am... I am your biggest fan. Please, we go to the presidential palace? 96 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:34,709 - I'm fine, too, by the way. - Oh, great. 97 00:06:34,843 --> 00:06:37,545 - That's good. - Please, come, come. Come, come, come, come, come. 98 00:06:37,679 --> 00:06:40,481 - So, phrasing's just dead then? - What is your...? 99 00:06:40,615 --> 00:06:43,617 Wait, are you drunk? Please. Off 12 drinks? 100 00:06:43,752 --> 00:06:47,054 - Viva Cherlene! Viva Cherlene! - Cherlene! 101 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:50,524 - Cherlene! - Wait a minute, you said eight drinks! 102 00:06:50,659 --> 00:06:54,328 I lied. I mean, yes, eight. 103 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:56,897 Cherlene! Cherlene! 104 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:07,426 Holy dickballs! I mean, I mean, I mean, just 105 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,429 - holy.... - Dickballs. Yes, Pam, I got it. 106 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,698 - Are you sure? The room is okay? - Yeah, it's fine, whatever. 107 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,701 I-I cannot believe it is actually you. 108 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:20,205 Here in my palace, I mean... Yeah, it's blowing your mind, huh? 109 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:24,209 - Boom! - Yeah. Can I please bring you anything? 110 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:27,579 A freshly squeezed juice, a cocktail, a sandwich of your own choosing? 111 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,582 Don't you, like, have a war to go to? 112 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:34,419 It's in the mountains far, far away where we will crush the communist rebel 113 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:38,757 dogs! Especially now that we are once again receiving weapons. 114 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:43,328 Yoo-hoo! And about that, I was hoping that you and I could discuss 115 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:47,699 - our terms? - I... but Cherlene? - Is exhausted. 116 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:52,637 - As is my drink. - Why do we always have 117 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:57,175 - to share a room? - The sinister gay cabal, Cyril, you have fallen victim to 118 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,545 - the sinister gay cabal. - Okay, you know... - I don't know why we 119 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,250 - always get stuck together. But I kind of don't mind it. - Hmm, actually I don't 120 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:10,455 - either, now that I think... - Queer! 121 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:16,194 ♪ Apache 122 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,598 Helicopters We should sell those 'Cause I'm a ropper. ♪ 123 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:23,301 Ropper... Wow, that's awful. 124 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,771 But so far, being an international arms dealer is not. 125 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:31,510 I could get extremely used to this. Matt, Joel, hi, shut up. 126 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:34,679 Let's set up lunch with Adnan Khashoggi, I... 127 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:39,384 Whoa, whoa, uh, uh, oh, I ju... oh, ah, I just... 128 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:45,290 I... oh, got a, I got a... whoa, ho, ho, ho, oh, ho, ho, oh, no! 129 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:55,700 - Uh, may I help you? - I'm sorry to bother 130 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:59,638 - you, sir. - No, no, you didn't, aren't, or rather you couldn't, 131 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:04,743 or still haven't, I... I thought you might need more towels. 132 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:09,848 Oh, uh, no. I-I think I'm okay for right now. 133 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:13,418 Although that being said, it's better to be safe than 134 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:17,556 sorry, at least with regards to towels. 135 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:22,327 But only towels. Hey, are there more towels? 136 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:26,565 - Hey, are there more towels? Hey, are there more...? - You realize this 137 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:29,601 - isn't a hotel, right? - And even if it were, that is not how you'd go about 138 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,972 - getting towels! - Who are you, Princess... hang on... Lana? 139 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,975 - Well played. - I've got crate lag. - And where are you 140 00:09:37,109 --> 00:09:39,978 - going with that? - Ice machine. - Ooh, hey, I could use 141 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,981 - some ice. - Oh, and if you see a housekeeping cart, can you grab 142 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:46,785 - me some towels? - Yep! - You're not going to, 143 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,921 - are you? - Nope! - Goddamn it. 144 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,858 Ha, hee, cold, cold, cold... And there, but for the grace of... 145 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:58,496 - Hey, get me fizzy water! - Thanks! 146 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:02,367 - I'm sorry? - Tanks? - For? 147 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:07,005 Hmm. Hmm... Maybe to start? 148 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:13,111 I... defer to you? Then yes, I think to start. 149 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:16,581 Yes? Oh. 150 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:21,720 Yes, please. But soon I think more, no? 151 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:27,726 Well, I should hope so. Or is that not...? 152 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,895 No, please, of course, I am willing to do whatever it takes. 153 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:35,467 Anything. Well, then that makes two of us. 154 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:41,773 - Wait, really? Anything? - Yes? 155 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:47,045 - Gas? - I'm sorry? - You have gas? 156 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:50,139 - Wha...? No! - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, sorry, I'm 157 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:53,018 - sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you... - No! For the... No! 158 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,054 - I misunderstood. I apologize. - And well you should! 159 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,057 - And well I do! Please forgive me. - I mean... 160 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:02,394 - What a frickin' clip joint. - No towels. 161 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:06,064 No ice machine. No towel machine?! 162 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:09,100 Yeah, right? What is this-- Escape Fro..? 163 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,103 - Wait, are we still in New York, or...? - What? 164 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,840 - No, we're in Central America. - Oh, my God! 165 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:19,711 - We did it! We're free! - Do...? 166 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,048 Outlaw different country woooooo! 167 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,952 - Sometimes I worry about her. - Eh. 168 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,122 - Ooh, hang on, maybe this is it. - I don't know. 169 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:34,526 - It looks kind of... - Ugh, Pam, they can't leave valuable towels and ice 170 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:39,531 just lying around. Hotel profit margins are very thin. 171 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:45,904 Oh, oh, oh... 172 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:01,086 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Krieger? What'd you, see a ghost? 173 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,122 - Oh, my God, please say yes. - All right, is 174 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:08,159 that happy hour I smell? Yes, Mr. Archer. Please join us. 175 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,596 Your mother and I are drinking wine that belonged to Benjamin Franklin. 176 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,100 - We are? - And discussing a shipment of four American tanks. 177 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:19,237 - Oh, tanks! - Thanks. Tanks? - We do tanks! 178 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:22,874 - We can do anything, as long as you're willing to pay. - Me... me pay? 179 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,877 - Good, then it's settled. - If you say so, 180 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,913 - Mother. - No, no, no, I'm sorry, I-I thought this was why 181 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:33,551 the CIA was buying my cocaine. To sell to the American black people, to make the money to buy 182 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,088 - the weapons to give me to fight the comunistas. - Exactly. 183 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,091 Wait, what? Why wouldn't they just...? Sterling, shut up 184 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,261 - and let me handle this. Because the problem, Gustavo... - Ooh. 185 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:46,297 - I'm sorry, may I call you Gustavo? - No. 186 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:52,504 The problem, Señor Presidente, the problem, you see, the problem is... 187 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:56,474 is the White House has lost faith in your ability to win this war! 188 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,529 - Ooh. - And so, if you want any more weapons, you'll have to 189 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,480 - pay for them in cash. - Ooh! - Starting now. 190 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,550 - No, no, but I cannot afford to do this! - Oh, please. 191 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:08,953 Look at you, drinking Ben Franklin's wine like it's Kool-Aid, surrounded by 192 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:13,625 - priceless art... Not this one obviously, but... - Oh, no, this one 193 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,795 - cost 40 millions. - What?! - Yes, it is an Ivan 194 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:20,765 Blitko. So we have, in this area, these very geometric shapes, in these 195 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:25,603 very bold colors here, and then the thick black lines are coming here, always drawing the eye to 196 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:30,008 here, and then, over everything... just white. Just layer after layer after 197 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:35,013 layer of pure white. Until you can see nothing of the painting below. 198 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,883 - Not even with an infrared camera. - So... what's the 199 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:43,321 - point? - The point? What is the point of a beautiful 200 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:48,767 - woman? And speaking of! - Hello, darling. 201 00:13:48,887 --> 00:13:53,498 My wife. 202 00:14:02,076 --> 00:14:06,646 - Sterling! Where are your manners? - Probably in my room, 203 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,845 - so I should go there right now and find them. - No, no, no, no, 204 00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:14,663 no, please stay. Mi amor, may I present to you Sterling Archer, and also his charming mother Malory. 205 00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:18,242 - Juliana Calderón. - A pleasure to meet you, Juliana. 206 00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:20,594 - Oh. - I'm sorry, may I call you... 207 00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:23,646 No. Uh, darling, how was your afternoon? 208 00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:26,606 - Exhausting. - Mmm. 209 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:30,877 - So hot and sweaty. To be honest, I'm... - Mmm. 210 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:33,880 - really quite sore. - You see? 211 00:14:34,014 --> 00:14:37,483 This is why I disapprove. Juliana sometimes goes among the servants, pretending to be a 212 00:14:37,618 --> 00:14:41,254 maid, or working in the laundry, even one time helping to carry some rocks? 213 00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:44,590 Oh, how... Inspiring, really. 214 00:14:44,725 --> 00:14:47,645 I was just showing them the Blitko. Do you like what you 215 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:52,431 - see, Mr. Archer? - You know, so much that... I-I'm gonna go write 216 00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:59,272 about it in my art journal! She is going to bring us some tanks, so that we 217 00:14:59,406 --> 00:15:04,243 may crush the rebel dogs. Did they tell you what is for dinner? 218 00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:07,880 Clones? Yes, clones! My God, it was like looking 219 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:11,817 in... several mirrors! Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man... 220 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:16,789 - Archer! - What?! - Ow, ah, hang on... 221 00:15:16,924 --> 00:15:20,393 - gotta stitch... oh... - Damn it, I don't have time for... wait, Pam, did you 222 00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:24,664 find an ice machine? Huh-uh. Ow, hang on... 223 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,333 - Goddamn it... - Clones! - What? 224 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:30,002 - Krieger says-- ow, hold on... - Goddamn it! 225 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:33,239 - Krieger says he saw a bunch of clones! - Of what? 226 00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:35,841 - Of me! We're running to find them. - Wait, what? 227 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,245 - I thought we were running away from them! - Hang on, shut up, 228 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:43,482 hold that thought. Guys, come on, let's go! 229 00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:46,319 - Not without a bunch of garlic and some wooden stakes. - What...? 230 00:15:46,453 --> 00:15:49,855 They're clones, not vampires! It doesn't matter to the stake! 231 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,658 - What're you... we can't kill them! - Well, not now. 232 00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:55,861 We wait till morning and then murder them in their coffins. Cyril? 233 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:59,231 - Thoughts? - I just really wish I hadn't come on this stupid trip. 234 00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:06,672 But since I did... Taaaaanks! You jerks. 235 00:16:11,511 --> 00:16:14,580 Don't even want to 236 00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:17,717 know. Lana! Lana! 237 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,520 Oh, my God, you gotta help me! Oh, for the... there is no ice machine! 238 00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:25,024 Okay, not that, but A) a palace this big definitely has an ice machine, 239 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:28,394 maybe not in the hall, but it's not like they make ice with trays. 240 00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:30,930 - B)... - "B" is hey, shut up, because I want to talk to you 241 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:34,464 - about that thing where you said you're cleaning up your act. - Which I'm actually 242 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:38,471 pretty serious about, by the way, but right now I want to talk about this other thing 243 00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:43,576 where I just banged Calderón's wife. Lana? 244 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:47,680 Uh, hang on. Okay. 245 00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:52,718 Why would you do that?! I... I'm sorry, do you mean where? 246 00:16:52,853 --> 00:16:56,622 No, Archer, I mean why! What happened to no more anonymous sex? 247 00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:59,625 It wasn't anonymous, Lana. I thought she was the maid. 248 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,795 - Why would you think that?! - I'm sorry, do you 249 00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:06,399 mean why? Wh... Yes! Why?! 250 00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:09,902 Uniform, towels, the usual maid stuff! The... whoa-whoa-whoa- 251 00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:13,305 whoa, back up. What is your definition of anonymous sex? 252 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,875 - I don't know, bird masks? - What? 253 00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:18,544 Or a woman you literally bump into on the train. 254 00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:21,947 Or the ferry. Or in a port-a-john at the Preakness that time, but not 255 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,084 somebody who works directly for a president, I can tell you that. 256 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:29,088 I mean, we're talking major security clearance, so you got to assume there's a pretty 257 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:35,061 - thorough vetting process for... that... you know... - You done? 258 00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:38,998 - Hang on. Yes? - Okay. So. 259 00:17:39,132 --> 00:17:46,305 Here's my advice. Do with it as you will. 260 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:53,913 Hey, are you going 261 00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:59,618 to this dinner? Or did you already eat... 262 00:17:59,753 --> 00:18:03,989 crayons? Should we not just start? 263 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,992 Not until the guest of honor arrives. 264 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,829 Woooooo-hoo! Yes, yes, yes, yes, 265 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,724 yes, yes, come, come, come, come, come, come, because I am pulling out! 266 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:16,068 - Phrasing, boom! - Thank you. 267 00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:18,804 How's the balls? Ruined? I'm pretty sure? 268 00:18:18,939 --> 00:18:21,507 Okay, you sit there. Uh... you. 269 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:24,477 - Up. - I beg your pardon? - Get up. 270 00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:27,931 - Come on, move it, up, up, up! - Well, of all the... - Please, Cherlene. 271 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:33,486 Everyone, raise a glass, and join me to toast Cherlene! Because-- and I happen to know 272 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:38,991 this for a fact-- her debut album has now officially sold one million copies! 273 00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:41,660 Yay! 274 00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:44,396 - How? It came out, like, yesterday. - Yes! 275 00:18:44,531 --> 00:18:47,066 Amazing! A toast. No, like literally 276 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,069 yesterday. And now it is platinum. 277 00:18:50,203 --> 00:18:53,639 A toast! I just don't see how it's possible. 278 00:18:53,774 --> 00:19:01,447 It doesn't matter 279 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:04,416 how! A toast! Hear, hear! 280 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:09,121 And also let us not forget my brave soldiers, yes, 281 00:19:09,256 --> 00:19:14,059 - out there, fighting those rebel dogs, far away! - And plus that one right 282 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,730 - there. - Señor Presidente! The rebels have broken through 283 00:19:17,864 --> 00:19:20,733 our lines! They... 284 00:19:23,937 --> 00:19:27,873 They are now within mortar range! 285 00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:30,876 - Oh, my God! It's starting! - What is? 286 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:35,815 - Cherlenemania! - It's a mortar attack! - I know! 287 00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:39,985 How frickin' outlaw country is that?! 288 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:42,054 ♪ I'll burn it down 289 00:19:42,189 --> 00:19:43,923 I'll burn it down to the ground 290 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:50,838 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 291 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,102