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Are you shitting me?!
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How can they do that?!
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And do you have to do that
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right goddamn now?!
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I actually
don't have to do it ever.
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- And so I ask again, why are you?!
- Mm-m.
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How can they seize my penthouse?!
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Well A, they're the government,
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and B, ISIS owned
that penthouse, so -
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Since when?
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Since this new thing
called always?
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It never struck you as odd
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that you lived there for ten years
and never paid a dime in rent?!
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I just thought it was
because I banged the landlord's
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when she dropped off the key.
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But I realize now
that I was mistaken.
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Aw, what a scary
new feeling for you.
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Not as scary
as having to live
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in Casa de Addams Family
with you two!
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Ugh, no,
I'm just working here,
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not moving in.
I was smart enough to put
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- my apartment in Ron's name.
- We all could've hidden
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our assets if you'd warned us
we were about to be
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- arrested for treason!
- Oh for the love,
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how long are you going to
throw that in my face?!
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Probably at least
through the weekend.
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Well, then you'll have
to throw it from Miami.
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Wait, no, why,
what's in --
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Miami.
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Besides ninety percent
of all mosquitoes and Cubans
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- on earth?
- That sounds high.
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A buyer for twenty
kilos of our cocaine.
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Okay, now you sound high.
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And what did I say
about that horn?!
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- Oh, you were serious?
- Did I not
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- look serious?!
- Well maybe she
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couldn't tell,
because you seemed pretty
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serious just now,
when you said you set up
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- a drug deal.
- How else are we
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supposed to sell it?
It's not like we can have
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- a yard sale.
- Yeah, Lana.
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- Hello, people would steal it?
- I realize.
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- We can't have a yard sale.
- Plus it's illegal?
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My point.
Is how did you, Malory,
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possibly, set up
a major drug deal?
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Oh,
don't worry about that...
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- Kinda feel like I should.
- Just worry about
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not screwing up this deal,
because if it all goes well,
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my contact's people may
buy the rest.
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And the sooner we sell
this cocaine,
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the sooner we'll all be
set for life.
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And the sooner we
can move out of this enormous,
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Gilded Age mansion.
Which -- where the hell is
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- Woodhouse?
- In the pool.
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Hello?
I've finished!
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Jesus Christ,
how long does it take him
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- to move in?
- And so, the sooner
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- you go to Miami...
- Oh, I'm sorry,
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lemme eat forty pounds of
coke-filled rubbers,
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- and we're off.
- Don't be ridiculous -
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- Hello, pregnant?
-- Dr. Krieger has
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devised a way
to transport the cocaine
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- undetected.
- Oh, you were serious?
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Wh-? God! Dammit!
- Sometimes it's hard
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- to tell with you!
- And since Carol insists
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on keeping Ms. Gillette here
as a voice coach...
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Do, re, mi,
fa, so, la, teeeeee!
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No no no no no!
Again!
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Do -
And also
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- since he's crippled...
- And also since
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he's crippled, Pam --
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- will be going with you.
- Kinda like the third
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- Musketeer, huh?!
- Kinda.
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Hey Pam, relax, breathe
you're doing fine...
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But since that, um,
special "plaster" in your cast
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can totally be absorbed through
the skin,
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you're probably gonna wanna try
to minimize the sweating.
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Yeah, just think cool thoughts.
Like eating mint
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chocolate chip ice cream.
In your refrigerated drawer.
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At the morgue.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Do, re, mi, fa --
No! Again!
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My God,
how I envy the deaf.
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I hope you're a better lawyer
than she is a singer.
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I'd have to be.
And I will be,
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I'm pretty darn excited
to be practicing law again.
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I mean, hopefully I won't have
to defend anybody in court,
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but --
But there's always
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a district attorney
to blackmail,
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a witness to coerce,
a judge to bribe...
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Bribe with what?
The government seized the
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- ISIS accounts, we're broke.
- Hopefully not for long.
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And when that drug money
starts pouring in,
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you'll be in charge of
laundering.
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I'll start looking
for a laundromat.
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Wh-?
Money laundering, you ass!
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Oh, you mean as a front,
because a laundromat
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is a cash-based business.
Why don't I just leave that
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whole side of the organization
to you?
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Only if you promise
to periodically micromanage it.
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- And emasculate me.
- Cyril,
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I would have thought
that goes without saying.
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Ugh!
It smells like a skunk ape!
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Yeah,
I'm hoping the mattresses
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are just mildewy, and not...
Mildewy and dead-hookery.
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No, not the room.
These.
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Casts smell bad when
you take 'em off it's a
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- thing people know about!
- Yeah after six weeks,
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- not six hours!
- So listen,
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- about this deal...
- Hang on.
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Pam, chop chop, torso!
Ugh, this smells like a kennel,
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- but for dogs that are poor.
- Archer!
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- What, smell it.
- Shut up, look
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your mother's got the time
in here, the place,
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price per kilo...
But there's nothing
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about her contact, no picture,
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not even a name?
What if this "person" is
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- really a biker gang?
- Who gives a shit?
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Hang on.
Legs!
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Lana, you and I, more me,
were two of the best
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secret agents in the world...
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- We were rogues.
- Potato, puh-treason,
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whatever, but we've been
up against terrorists,
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assassins, the KGB,
the IRA remember, North Korea,
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- cyborgs, help me out...
- Space pirates...
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Oh my God, I forgot
about the space pirates!
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But the point is,
we are highly trained
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covert operatives with an
extremely dangerous set
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of skills --
Pam, legs!
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-- and since the government
has unjustly accused us
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of treason,
we are now forced to transfer
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those skills from espionage
to criminal activity,
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kind of like the A-Team,
but we sell drugs.
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And you're okay
with that.
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Are you not?!
Lana, it's the A-Team
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meets Scarface!
That makes me...
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- Hannibal Montana?
- What the--? Pam?!
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Goddammit, tell me you're not --
Pam!
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- Stop eating it, dammit!
- Pam?
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- Archer?
- He's okay!
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He's okay don't come in here
don't come in here he's okay!
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- Oh shit.
- What,
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I said don't come in here!
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No, Leon!
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No, I'm honestly
not judging you...
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Really, so this super-judgy
feeling I'm feeling is just me
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feeling like you're super-judgy
and that's me?!
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So, um, are you hearing
your words?
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Are you shitting me?
I can't hear anything over
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my har --
to beat, yerp,
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- fired back up boop!
- It's just we're like,
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two days into this whole
drug cartel thing,
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and you're already
addicted to cocaine.
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Oh okay so I should
take life advice from
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an unwed mother?!
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With a dirty car?!
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- Is he dead?
- No.
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- He looks dead.
- He's not.
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- I think he's dead.
- Pam?
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Mis amigas,
por favor!
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- Unghh...
- Is he a zombie?
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- Pam!
- Sterling?
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- Sterling can you hear me?
- Ramón?!
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Sí, mi amigo,
soy yo!
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Wh-?
You two know each other?!
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Sh-shut your h-hole,
am I d-dying?
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- No, amigo, estas bien!
- But I'm s-so,
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c-co -- oh.
Um...
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- She insisted.
- So we could unfreeze
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you in the future,
once medical science had
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developed a cure for...
headsmash.
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- And you...
- Acquiesced.
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She's all...
coke-strong.
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So yes,
I am your mother's contact.
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After Fidel's hitmen try
to kill me --
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Ugh, Charles and Rudi,
those dicks.
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I wonder what ever happened
to --
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Anyway! I go into hiding,
change my name,
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buy this business with some
little money I borrow from Mamá,
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and --
Hey, how is your mother?
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Pff, como siempre.
Y la tuya?
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Do, re --
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Jesus!
Alright already!
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- Thank you.
- Como siempre.
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So, she telephone me,
ask if I know some maybe people,
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I say yes,
I know some maybe people,
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- and here we are.
- And, sorry,
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you're getting out of this
maybe what?
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Lana!
He's helping a dear friend!
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Sí, claro.
And also how you say,
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a finder's fee?
Five thousand a kilo.
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- Oh.
- Because I want to buy
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that place...
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Nice, eh?
Is the best club in Miami.
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Uh, duh!
You need investors?!
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Archer, what're you --
Lana, we're gonna need
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an office in Miami,
and that office is gonna need
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- to be a red leather banquette!
- Dios mío,
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that would be increíble!
You and me, together at last...
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Implying that you two
haven't ever, cough,
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- been together, or...?
- It was a mission, Lana!
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Ramón's Latino,
so he's comfortable
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expressing affection!
It doesn't make him gay!
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- Although I am.
- So go ahead, Lana,
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- judge away!
- Right?
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I -- Pam shut up,
and Archer you know better,
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I don't care about that.
What I do care about are
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these buyers of yours, Ramón.
Who are they?
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Just some guys.
We'll go see them, they're cool,
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- dun't worry about it.
- Kinda feel like I should.
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Lana, Ramón vouches
for them, I vouch for him,
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- and you're embarrassing me!
- I am.
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- Kachoooo!
- That's flour, by the way.
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- I know.
- Don't you think
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I know that?!
I know it's bad,
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- I'm not ear-crippled!
- Well,
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then maybe being a c --
Not a,
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the number one country music
singer in all of America,
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- and some of Canada!
- Well,
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what if maybe that goal's
not realistic?
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- Or even unlaughable?
- Get out!
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- Wait, seriously?
- Yes,
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they were very clear, no guns.
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But --
I gave mi palabra.
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Right, sorry, I --
Archer.
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Lana he gave
his palabra!
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If anything goes wrong
I'm holding you responsible.
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- Yeah, that'll teach me.
- Tough day, huh?
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The high point
was getting shot at.
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It's so weird, I mean,
she's a billionaire,
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she could be anything,
a world traveler,
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- an art collector...
- A transatlantic
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- goddamn balloonist!
- So, why does she want
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to be a country singer so badly?
Besides being clinically insane.
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Yeah.
Here's to the crazy ones.
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- Um...
- Ugh, díos mio,
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- that stinks!
- It's not that bad!
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00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:33,579
I mean it's not great, but...
This is still some primo shit.
239
00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:36,582
Pam! Quit eating
all the goddamn cocaine!
240
00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:39,251
Yeah,
save some for us, bitches!
241
00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:42,004
- Charles and Rudi?!
- Wait, the hitmen?!
242
00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:44,457
Tranquilo, tranquilo!
It's okay!
243
00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:45,908
Yeah,
we're like BFF's now.
244
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,376
- What?!
- Well...
245
00:11:47,378 --> 00:11:49,345
Or whatever,
here's your fondue set, and...
246
00:11:49,347 --> 00:11:51,797
- was there only one blue fork?
- What the hell?!
247
00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:53,799
And how is
that tone necessary?
248
00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,584
- Thank you.
- It's a fork.
249
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,887
And there were two
of each color and you know this
250
00:11:57,889 --> 00:12:00,890
as well as me because we stood
in my kitchen and counted.
251
00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:03,275
Well then I apologize,
and I'll be happy
252
00:12:03,277 --> 00:12:06,362
to throw in another...
five dollars?
253
00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,114
- Eighty dollars.
- For a fork?!
254
00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:10,265
You can't buy only one
blue fork,
255
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,485
- you have to buy the whole set!
- Oh, that is such --
256
00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:15,104
okay okay, ya know what?
Fine.
257
00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:17,206
We'll call it one million
and eighty dollars!
258
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,542
Well, there is a small
problem there.
259
00:12:19,544 --> 00:12:21,443
What, we agreed
on fifty grand a kilo!
260
00:12:21,445 --> 00:12:22,945
And fifty times twenty --
I think we're probably
261
00:12:22,947 --> 00:12:25,664
a little closer to
nineteen and a half?
262
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,717
Okay, couple Q's,
I'd love some A's.
263
00:12:27,719 --> 00:12:30,002
One, what the hell
is that thing?
264
00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,421
We made a body cast
out of the coke.
265
00:12:32,423 --> 00:12:34,456
But I tested it,
it's very pure.
266
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:37,309
Mmkay, two,
how can you eat a pound of
267
00:12:37,311 --> 00:12:39,228
- cocaine and not be dead?
- I've actually
268
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:42,481
never felt better!
I hope that lasts.
269
00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:44,233
I'm sure it will,
okay here's the dilly
270
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,352
and the sweets.
We're gonna round that down
271
00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:48,155
to nineteen kilos even,
so I'll just take back
272
00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:49,488
- fifty grand...
- Way to go, Pam.
273
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,073
And since the coke's
in the shape of
274
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:52,808
a Poppin' Fresh costume,
and taintsweaty,
275
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,860
- I'm taking off another fifty...
- The hell you are!
276
00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:56,979
Can I finish?
Can I finish?
277
00:12:56,981 --> 00:12:58,814
Since Ramón gave his word
that you people
278
00:12:58,816 --> 00:13:00,866
- wouldn't bring any guns...
- We didn't,
279
00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:03,819
- not even my underwear gun.
- I gave mi palabra.
280
00:13:03,821 --> 00:13:05,671
Well that's just
terrific.
281
00:13:05,673 --> 00:13:08,824
Because...
You dum-dums,
282
00:13:08,826 --> 00:13:11,427
we're gonna go ahead and take
the cocaine and the money.
283
00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:14,213
- Goddammit.
- And so, right about here
284
00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:17,016
is the part where I hold
you responsible.
285
00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:19,552
- Oh my God the burden.
- Make sure
286
00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:21,554
you take the fondue set
Can I finish?!
287
00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:23,272
And I'll take the fondue set.
Because you were a total
288
00:13:23,274 --> 00:13:28,360
b-hole about the fork.
It's not even real LCreue.
289
00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:30,446
- Ugh!
- Right?
290
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,447
- Of course it is real.
- Ramón?
291
00:13:31,449 --> 00:13:33,232
Just because it's from
the outlet store doesn't mean --
292
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:34,733
- Ramón!
- What?
293
00:13:34,735 --> 00:13:36,990
Sterling, are you angry with me?
294
00:13:37,703 --> 00:13:40,244
Wait, you don't think this is my fault?!
295
00:13:46,223 --> 00:13:48,409
Sterling, please!
This is loco!
296
00:13:48,982 --> 00:13:51,611
No, Ramón,
getting my stolen money back
297
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,899
isn't loco, it's --
Wait, what's the word
298
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,967
- for rational?
- Racional.
299
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,869
- Goddammit.
- What was loco
300
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,606
- was trusting you!
- How can you say that?!
301
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,309
- To Ramón, Of all people!
- Look, I don't know
302
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,711
what kind of "history"
you two have together, but --
303
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,914
History?!
What're you trying to --
304
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,917
that's crazy,
we didn't even kiss!
305
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,353
- Zip!
- Do you even hear
306
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,555
- how crazy you sound?
- Do you?!
307
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,792
I dunno, yes, shut up.
Ramón, I'm sorry but this whole
308
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,595
thing is kinda your fault,
so you're taking us to
309
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,097
wherever Charles and Rudi
are having a money fight
310
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:31,769
- with our million bucks.
- A million and eighty.
311
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,605
Alright, uno rampageeo!
Okay, Lana,
312
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,007
Votes we cut our
losses and go home.
313
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,877
While reminding you,
seemingly unnecessarily,
314
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,346
- that she is pregnant.
- Oh my God,
315
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,515
how long are you gonna use that
for an excuse?
316
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,617
Probably at least
through childbirth.
317
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:53,223
- Oh, you were serious?
- Alright, I'm going home,
318
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,592
but --
What's her problem?
319
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:59,063
Scotch.
And also maybe
320
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,565
post-traumatic stress disorder,
from listening to --
321
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,500
40 miles
of mountain road...
322
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:07,237
- Carol?
- Yep yep yep!
323
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,340
But...
how is that possible?
324
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,874
I've got the whole
house wired up.
325
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:15,912
Bedrooms, bathrooms, bathrooms,
other bathrooms,
326
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:19,933
- the swimming pool...
- I meant! Ass!
327
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:22,469
- Ow!
- How is she singing so...
328
00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:24,388
- well?
- Probably because
329
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,089
she doesn't know anyone's
watching.
330
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,608
You'd be amazed
what you people do
331
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:30,694
when you think you're alone.
Cyril.
332
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,780
Wh-?
Dammitrieger, you -- ow!
333
00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:34,865
- Turn it up!
- 40 miles
334
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,450
- of Gerogia clay...
- Oh my God.
335
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,952
This is exactly
how I pictured their house.
336
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,872
Oh, wait until you see
inside, díos mio,
337
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,541
- they just redid the kitchen.
- Ahem.
338
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,411
What,
just because you have no taste.
339
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,079
Or patience,
so if you could hurry up
340
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,748
and get our money --
And cocaine and cocaine
341
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,669
get the cocai --
342
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,504
Oh my God Lana, Lana,
you know what I could
343
00:15:57,506 --> 00:16:00,457
- totally go for right now?!
- Some cocaine?
344
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,093
- Right?!
- Popety, pop pop pop, pow.
345
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:07,297
Did I tell you?
Here, give me your gun.
346
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:11,301
Now push that button,
right there.
347
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,737
This is the
best kitchen ever!
348
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,490
Aww mercy, thank you...
Ya know, if we could go back in
349
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,141
time there's a few things
we'd change...
350
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,576
- Goddammit...
- But overall
351
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,245
we're pretty happy.
Even though it's gonna be a
352
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,914
bitch to scrub your brains
out of the grout.
353
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,583
Charles, por favor!
You have your cocaine,
354
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,119
- just give them their money!
- Oh okay sure,
355
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,872
- we've got it right here.
- Oh! Great, yes,
356
00:16:31,874 --> 00:16:36,043
and we've got about a five hour
flight home, with Pam...
357
00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:40,597
- Poppety pop pop, cocaine.
- So can you
358
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,766
- throw in a pound of coke?
- Can I?!
359
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,219
- I only totally insist!
- Oh. So,
360
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:49,506
- you're being facetious.
Extra-eemly, yes.
361
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,508
- A, the coke is gone...
- What?!
362
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,193
- What do you mean, gone?!
- Not gone gone,
363
00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:55,479
you-know-who has it --
Wh-?! Ramón?!
364
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,031
- Who is you-know-who?!
I, uh --
365
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,284
You still get your cut,
'cuz you-know who says good
366
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,486
- job on you-know-what!
- What?!
367
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:07,374
- Por qué no te callas?!
- Ramón!
368
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:13,881
Ramón!
369
00:17:13,883 --> 00:17:16,667
Sterling...
díos mio,
370
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,554
- I'm... sorry.
- Sorry baby
371
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:26,977
- sorry baby sorry baby...
- Lanaaa! Get cocaaaaaaine!
372
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,147
Oh, Sterling,
I'm s-so c-cold...
373
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,683
What, like hearted?
Ramón, what the hell,
374
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,269
was this all a scam, or --
No, I swear,
375
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:39,356
is just muy complicado.
Sorry,
376
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,892
- I cannot explain right now.
- Oh really?!
377
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:47,063
Why, because you're --
Dying, right, sorry.
378
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:50,033
Take the money,
God knows you've earned it.
379
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:55,572
All I ask,
is one small favor...
380
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,909
- Before I die.
- Yes, Ramón,
381
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,578
- I'll do anything!
- You name it kid,
382
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,547
savings bond, a puppy,
breastfeed you senseless...
383
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:07,217
just forgive me
for what's about to happen.
384
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:19,262
- So, um, quick question...
- Why the hell
385
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,198
- were you kissing him?!
- With what appeared
386
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,649
- to be tongue...
- Because, I --
387
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:26,436
it was muy complicado Lana!
And the last wish
388
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,906
- of a dying man!
- Who you had a crush on.
389
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,209
I -- no, I --
go smoke some menthols!
390
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,211
Alright, Sterling,
calm down.
391
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,780
My God, it's not as if I care.
As long --
392
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,382
As long as I brought
back the money!
393
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,583
Is that what you were
going to say?!
394
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,502
Yes.
And I don't have time for this,
395
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:44,004
I have a country music star
to manage.
396
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,173
- Says you!
- Says your contract,
397
00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:47,808
missy!
Read it!
398
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:53,146
You read it!
Goddammit.
399
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:56,149
And, I'm sorry,
the money is where, exactly?
400
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,635
Uh, in your
masturbators, you idiot.
401
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,522
- Oh, I'm the idiot?
- I mean, historically...
402
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,657
Well I'm not the one
who sold twenty kilos of coke
403
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:07,143
- for... Monopoly money!
- Huh? What?
404
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,980
It's counterfeit!
Every last bill!
405
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,867
Son of a...!
Sterling, you fool,
406
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:15,752
was this was all just a huge
set up!
407
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,588
For what mother,
a funeral?!
408
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,657
- They're all dead!
- Yeah, but...
409
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,293
- are they?
- We got out of there
410
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,713
- in a hurry...
- Ramóoooon!
411
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:31,134
- Will you come on?!
- But the gunshots...
412
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:35,022
- all the blood.
- Blood packs and blanks.
413
00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:38,559
- Even Ramón?
- Especially Ramón.
414
00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:41,111
I bet the whole thing
was his idea.
415
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,146
Aha!
You're forgetting a key
416
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,949
piece of the puzzle, Lana!
They'd already stolen our coke,
417
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,518
and they had the money!
Why go to the trouble
418
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,522
- of a fake shootout?!
- See what I'm saying?
419
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,708
But this way,
we have twenty kilos of pure,
420
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,861
- uncut, Colombian cocaine.
- Holy shit, yes!
421
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,197
Which we had already stolen,
so we still would've had it!
422
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,033
Plus the counterfeit
million dollars,
423
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,885
- which now we don't have!
- Ohhhhh...
424
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:07,203
Like, fifty times
I tried to explain this!
425
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,473
I see now,
what you were saying.
426
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,475
Ta-daaaaa!
Jesus, it's like trying to
427
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:14,511
explain particle physics to...
a particle.
428
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,380
Aha! But this way,
my way, Archer thinks
429
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:21,083
we are dead, so he will never think to come
looking for us again!
430
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:25,476
It was still a stupid,
431
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:33,335
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid plan.
432
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:42,168
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