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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Mawp. Mawp.
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Mawp!
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Was that a flashbang?
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- Sterling?
- Mawp?
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Ow!
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Do something.
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What? I brought roses.
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- Jesus, Mother, it's just your birthday, not the...
- About that!
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Oh. Duh.
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Archer!
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Lana!
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"Lana!" Ugh.
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Not her birthday.
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Ah!
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No, move!
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Get away from us!
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Yeah, they're
shooting at you!
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Who?
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The storm-ninjas!
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What?
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That's not a thing, idiot!
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Oh. I stand corrected.
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Son of a...!
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Bitches, I am pregnant!
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Yes!
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Who could forget?
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With the bastard spawn
of a total stranger.
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Okay, first of all...
Cover your eyes and ears!
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You're not
the boss of me!
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Meep? Meep?
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What's that, Beaker?
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Oh, my God, is
Beaker not the best?
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Meep, meep, meep!
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And wait, what's his, uh...
the name of... Brett!
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No, no, no,
leave me alone!
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Shut up.
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Who's Beaker's boss?
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What?
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Beaker's boss.
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- Goddamn it, I can't hear...
- Brett?
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Well, he died doing
what he loved.
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Getting shot.
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Meep. Meep.
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Archer! Who the hell...
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Shut up, it's on
the tip of my tongue!
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- What is?!
- Beaker's boss!
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What?
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She meant who the hell are
these guys, you big dumb idiot asshole!
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Said the guy
in a wheelchair!
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What the...?
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I just frickin'
got here, Ray!
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How the hell should I...
No...
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- No, no, no, no, no, no...
- What, what're you...? Oh.
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Oh, boy.
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FBI!
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Nobody move! FBI!
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- Second worst birthday ever.
- What?
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How is this better than
your second fake 50th?
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Oh, come on, guys,
we talked about this!
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You're supposed to yell
"FBI" at the beginning.
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After the flashbangs, but before
Other Fat Mike gets shot.
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Ow.
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And what happened
with getting "FBI"
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on the fronts of
the uniforms, huh?
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- Ow!
- Huh?
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Uh, what happened
with since when the hell
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- does the frickin' FBI get off...
- Sterling Archer?
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Yes! What?!
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I'm Special Agent in Charge Holly,
and you are extremely under arrest.
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For what?
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Uh, in addition to the
attempted murder of a federal agent?
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Yes.
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Well, there's gonna be
just a whole bunch of charges,
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but mostly treason.
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Treason?
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What? Archer,
what'd you do?
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No, no, not just him.
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You, too, Miss Kane.
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What?!
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Yeah. Everybody.
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Especially you, Ms. Archer.
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Is this about the
fake hydrogen bomb?
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- Lana!
- No, but let's put a pin in that.
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This is about conducting espionage
operations, for years, with no authority or
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permission whatsoever, from
the United States government.
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Wait, what?
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Mother!
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Like, 50 times I
asked you about that!
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And like
50 times I lied.
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Sue me.
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I want my phone call.
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Uh, sir?
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It's like you said, he's dug
in there like a tick, and...
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Never!
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You'll never take me alive!
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- Okay, breach it.
- Roger that.
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On second thought, I very
much prefer to be taken alive.
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Just let me clear the ol'
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browser history and... No,
no, no, no, no... oof!
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Oh, come on!
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Ooh, G-man-san.
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I'm serious, you are
not putting those on me.
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Mr. Archer, please turn around
and place your hands behind your back.
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Or what?
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What are you gonna do, taser...
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Do me! Do me!
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Do me, do me, do me!
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- I'm not tasering you, so just...
- Do me!
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Thank you.
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Ugh.
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Our tax dollars hard at work.
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Well, not mine,
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obviously, but...
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What's that?
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Damn it.
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Whatever, Cyril.
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I don't care who you are, when
you get zapped with 50,000
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- volts, it's like, like...
- Sploosh.
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And then it's like wave after wave
crashing over you, into you, and...
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Will you shut up?
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You shut up. Let her talk.
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- You shut up!
- Make me!
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Ow! Ow!
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- Jesus!
- All of you.
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Shut your various holes and
listen to me very carefully.
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- Why, so you can tell us more lies?
- Yeah.
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So I can save you
from life in prison!
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Sorry, Ramona, I know to you it's
just one big sexy briar patch, but...
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- You know...
- Zip it!
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That goes for all of you!
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And when we get in there,
you keep it zipped.
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Because there's a chance I
can make this all go away,
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but only if you people don't
try to save your own necks
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by ratting out everyone else!
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Damn it, trust me!
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And say nothing!
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You heard me, J. Edna.
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Not one word.
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Well, except
for those three.
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- And then those five. And...
- Archer!
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Then that one.
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I really
shouldn't say anything.
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- I mean, unless you can guarantee me...
- Total immunity.
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And I
mean from everything.
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Including anything
you find on my computer.
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Or in my crawlspace.
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Oh, and throw
a bone into me.
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Excuse me?
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I said Ms. Archer had
an affair with the head of
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the KGB for, like, 30 years.
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Yeah,
until he got blown up.
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Which was actually my fault.
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Because she was busy having choke-sex
with a murderous cyborg, who then
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became the new head of the KGB.
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Until I built a sexier
one out of illegal Soviet parts.
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And a corpse.
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There was no shortage
of dead bodies around ISIS.
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One of which belonged to
the prime minister of goddamn Italy.
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- Oh, Jesus, I forgot about the...
- Giant pot farm
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in West Virginia.
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And this whole other
thing with the Yakuza.
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Irish Mob.
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- Piracy.
- White slavery.
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No, actual piracy.
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With, like, boats.
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I want to say...
Burt Reynolds?
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- Poaching alligators...
- Smuggling Mexicans...
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- Defiling a corpse...
- Defiling a different corpse...
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Kidnapping the Pope...
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Faking my own kidnapping!
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Arson.
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Bumfights!
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- You know, like when you pay bums to...
- Destroy an oil pipeline in...
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I want
to say Burt Reynolds.
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...Turkmenistan?
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Odessa. You
know, the ratlines?
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Where you make it
look like a murder-suicide, but...
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Is it murder if
they were my own clones?
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I'm seriously asking.
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Oh, because,
speaking of sexual assault...
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Which time?
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'Cause for one of 'em I
got a pretty good excuse.
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Can I stop you?
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Please?
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That's what he said.
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Inappropriate.
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Geez, when you just
list everything ISIS has done,
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it sounds kind of bad.
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- And so if I were you...
- You'd get laid a lot more?
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I'd start talking.
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Everybody else is!
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They're in there right now, saying
he's the brains behind ISIS.
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- Ha!
- Exactly, I... Hey, screw you!
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Screw you!
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Mr. My Mother's A Lying Bitch
And I'm Too Stupid To Realize
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My Life's A Pathetic Joke!
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Oh, nice to meet you,
Mrs. Hello My Kid's From A Sperm
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Bank Since I Can't Keep A Man Because
In Addition To My Jillion Neuroses
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I Have A Weird-looking Vagina!
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Okay, knock it off.
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Hey!
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I can't believe
they fell for that.
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Ahem. Miss what?
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Sorry, it-it's not
that weird look... Lana!
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Thought you
were gonna shoot me.
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Day's not over.
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And seriously, Lana,
sorry for what I said.
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Then that's where you say...
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Good-bye, Archer.
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Where do you
think you're going?
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Not to jail with
you and your mother.
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Well, you know,
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we can ask the judge...
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You know prisons
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aren't co-ed, right?
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Oh. Okay, we got
to get out of here.
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"We"? There is no
"we" anymore, Archer!
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Well, there's this we...
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- Uh...
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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You're gonna be a great mother.
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I could start smoking
crack today, and he'd still
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turn out better than you.
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And why is that?
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Because I never had
a father, Lana?
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So why don't you shut up,
and then also marry me.
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What?!
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I'm serious-- we can go
underground, get new identities,
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and spend the rest of our
lives together, Lana.
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We'll be a family.
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You, me, the baby and your
not-that-weird-looking vagina.
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Okay, don't take this the wrong
way... but I would rather lose the baby.
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Wha... I...
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Okay, that-that
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wasn't...
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I didn't...
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Excuse me.
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Jesus Christ,
come on, you idiot.
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"I have read this
statement, each page of which
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bears my initials, and I
do hereby certify..."
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"That the facts herein
are true and correct,
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signed Pamela Poovey."
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Cyril Figgis.
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"Raymond Q. Gillette."
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"Algernop Krieger."
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"Cheryl
and/or Carol Tunt."
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Now, I would like a
ride home, please.
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Preferably in an
Apache helicopter.
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And I believe there was some
mention of throwing a bone into me?
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What are
you talking about?
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A penis in my vagina.
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Or wherever, but come on, chop-chop, I
got to go start enjoying my immunity.
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Yeah, you said immunity.
I didn't.
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Dukes!
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God!
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Damn it!
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So is that a
"no" on the Apache, or...?
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Oh, my God,
okay, so this ditz... Oh.
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Now
who's the ditz, huh?
261
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Would you just come on?
262
00:11:53,561 --> 00:11:55,362
I'm
seriously asking.
263
00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,197
Aw, but look at him.
264
00:11:57,331 --> 00:11:59,265
All tied up like a sexy
little Christmas ham.
265
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,336
And can I just go on record as
saying I think this is an extremely
266
00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:04,404
bad idea?
267
00:12:04,538 --> 00:12:06,439
You know what's a bad idea?
Prison.
268
00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:09,509
Because, spoiler
alert, they're unisex.
269
00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:12,178
Hello, best part.
270
00:12:14,549 --> 00:12:15,482
Yeah?
271
00:12:15,616 --> 00:12:19,319
Uh, uh...
Oh, Clyde?
272
00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:20,554
Clyde, is that you?
273
00:12:20,688 --> 00:12:24,424
It's me, dear, Mrs. J.
Edgar Hoover's mother.
274
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,461
Um... it's open.
275
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Ma'am.
276
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Nobody move!
277
00:12:31,365 --> 00:12:34,233
- Or...
- What the hell are you doing?
278
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:35,607
Getting us out of here.
279
00:12:35,735 --> 00:12:37,602
I've already done that.
Let him go.
280
00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:41,405
And you'll just have to put that on my...
whatever... crime tab.
281
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,274
No, no, no, no, no.
282
00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,576
Taking a federal agent hostage
is a separate charge.
283
00:12:45,711 --> 00:12:47,511
Oh, well, then
perhaps we should get
284
00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:49,447
him back on the phone.
285
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:54,319
I... that... I-I don't... There's
no need to bother the... Eh, look.
286
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- If you'll just sign this form...
- Doo, doo, doo.
287
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"In lieu of criminal
prosecutions for..."
288
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:02,594
Doo, doo, doo... "Treason, I
hereby forfeit ISIS headquarters.
289
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And also agree to permanently cease and
desist any and all ISIS operations."
290
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Oh, my God.
291
00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:13,510
Or face a mandatory sentence of
life in federal prison without parole.
292
00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,508
You got
to be kidding me.
293
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"Signed, Malory Archer."
294
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:18,578
Oh, my God.
295
00:13:18,712 --> 00:13:20,513
No, uh-uh, nope.
296
00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:23,650
Because correct me if I'm
wrong, but that entire document
297
00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:25,585
is completely unenforceable.
298
00:13:25,719 --> 00:13:27,486
I correct you. You are wrong.
299
00:13:27,621 --> 00:13:29,488
For God's sake,
Sterling, it's the government.
300
00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:31,624
Even if it weren't legal,
they'd enforce it.
301
00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:34,427
Hey, save it for four
ninths of the Supreme Court.
302
00:13:34,561 --> 00:13:35,428
Oh, shut up.
303
00:13:35,562 --> 00:13:37,330
And unless there's
anything else?
304
00:13:37,464 --> 00:13:39,498
Uh, just this,
releasing the bureau from any
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00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:43,602
claims relating to the death of
your employee... Brett, uh, Bunson?
306
00:13:43,737 --> 00:13:44,537
Oh, my God!
307
00:13:44,671 --> 00:13:45,538
What?
308
00:13:45,672 --> 00:13:47,373
Beaker's boss!
309
00:13:47,508 --> 00:13:49,475
Bunsen frickin' Honeydew!
310
00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:50,609
Woooooo!!
311
00:13:52,579 --> 00:13:55,381
That was figuratively
killing me.
312
00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:01,460
I can't believe
they're taking our building.
313
00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:02,595
Screw the building!
314
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,163
What about our jobs?
315
00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:05,498
Oh, and our health insurance.
316
00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:08,134
Which I'm pretty
sure I'm gonna need.
317
00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:09,201
I'll be your doctor.
318
00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:12,305
Well, if I want Hitler's DNA
spliced into him, I'll give you a call.
319
00:14:12,439 --> 00:14:13,479
Yeah, I'm around.
320
00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:17,376
Well, as for me, I think
I'll start shopping my memoirs.
321
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:18,377
How does the title
322
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,620
Secrets and Silk grab you?
323
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:21,513
Tightly by my
childhood's throat.
324
00:14:21,648 --> 00:14:24,250
Oh, you're just jealous.
325
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:26,344
Yeah, jealous
of my fallback career.
326
00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:27,313
As what?
327
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:28,387
An actual acorn?
328
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:31,324
As America's
number one country singer.
329
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,359
And kudos.
330
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:36,495
But for the rest of us trapped
in the realm of possibility...
331
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:39,165
I'm gonna
be bigger than Mac Davis.
332
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,333
And Mac Davis can
totally suck it.
333
00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:45,470
And you can all suck it because
I am gonna play professional lacrosse.
334
00:14:45,605 --> 00:14:47,272
Okay, even if that were
335
00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:48,240
a real thing...
336
00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:49,274
Is it not?
337
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:50,569
...you are way too old.
338
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:53,312
I am not... Oh, my God.
I am way too old.
339
00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:57,249
Welp, hope I'm not too old to
get back into underground fighting.
340
00:14:57,383 --> 00:14:58,217
Darn.
341
00:14:58,351 --> 00:14:59,432
All those jobs are awesome.
342
00:14:59,552 --> 00:15:01,320
And by awesome
you mean delusional.
343
00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:03,455
Because it's gonna
be hard to go back to an
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00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:04,489
accounting firm after this job.
345
00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:07,492
Especially after Mother
gives you a shitty reference.
346
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:08,493
Mother, do that.
347
00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:10,462
I meant it'll be boring.
348
00:15:10,596 --> 00:15:14,433
Although, I guess I could always go
back to being a defense attorney.
349
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,403
When were you
ever a lawyer?
350
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,538
Lana, we had
long talks about this.
351
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:24,210
How I went to night school to pass the
CPA exam because I was so burned out
352
00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:26,446
defending scumbags as
a public defender?
353
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:29,582
Numerous... long talks.
354
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:30,583
With me?
355
00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:32,585
Oh, for...
356
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:34,587
Well, don't come crying to me
when that fatherless kid of
357
00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:38,590
yours buys a gun and steals a car, and
he tries to run but he don't get far!
358
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:42,260
♪ In the ghetto
where Mac Davis sucks it. ♪
359
00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:43,461
Are you done?
360
00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:45,297
Are you done?!
361
00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:46,598
Again, seriously asking.
362
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:50,369
Yes. So I guess we
should talk about the elephant
363
00:15:50,504 --> 00:15:55,541
in the room. Namely... What are we gonna
do with literally, not figuratively,
364
00:15:55,675 --> 00:15:58,544
a ton of cocaine?
365
00:15:58,678 --> 00:16:03,349
- Well...
- Wha...? Oh, come on!
366
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:07,320
- What, Lana, we must be talking...
- Wholesale? Uh, 50, 60
367
00:16:07,454 --> 00:16:08,355
million?
368
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,289
Wholesale.
369
00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:10,624
So, what, we form a cartel?
370
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,326
Well, how hard could
371
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,393
it be? I mean...
372
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:14,294
Don't.
373
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:16,563
...if
Mexicans can do it.
374
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,267
$50 million, Lana.
375
00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:22,502
We sell this and we're out.
376
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:23,636
I promise.
377
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:27,606
Dr. Krieger has devised a way
to transport the cocaine undetected.
378
00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:31,277
You're probably gonna want
to try to minimize the sweating.
379
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,612
We're gonna go ahead and take
the cocaine and the money.
380
00:16:33,713 --> 00:16:35,580
What do you
mean counterfeit?
381
00:16:35,715 --> 00:16:36,548
The Yakuza?
382
00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:37,583
Amphetamines?!
383
00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:40,453
Well, Pam screwed
the Yakuza out of a million
384
00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:42,655
bucks of amphetamines, so now
they're gonna cut her head off.
385
00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,623
♪ Baby,
please don't go ♪
386
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:45,524
Get down!
387
00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:47,426
♪ Baby,
please don't go ♪
388
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,393
Ron!
389
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,762
Yeah, this is actually a
little harder than I thought.
390
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:53,331
Because
I don't fly.
391
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:56,468
So, you've only got
24 hours to drive to Texas?
392
00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:00,572
Did you tell anybody we were
hauling a shitload of coke?
393
00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:04,310
♪ Yeah, your girl
done gone down to the county farm ♪
394
00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:05,311
Take me with you!
395
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,613
Outlaw country! Woooooo!!
396
00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:09,315
Honey, you're number 14
397
00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:10,516
nationwide.
398
00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,452
How bout a big ol'
399
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:14,520
country welcome for Cherlene!
400
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:17,735
♪ Before I be your dog get
you way down here make you walk alone
401
00:17:17,825 --> 00:17:19,358
Baby, please don't go ♪
402
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:20,359
Woooooo!!
403
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:21,360
Incredible.
404
00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:22,416
I must meet this woman.
405
00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:25,449
Well, what do you think is gonna
happen when three gringos waltz in
406
00:17:25,532 --> 00:17:29,635
and start asking around for the woman
who runs the entire Cali cartel?
407
00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:30,703
Wooohooohooohoooo!!
408
00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:37,443
Are you sure you cannot
make love to me just once more?
409
00:17:37,577 --> 00:17:39,511
Not without a
blood transfusion.
410
00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:40,479
Very well.
411
00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:43,415
Ow! Ow! Ow!
412
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:46,551
♪ Baby, please
don't go down to New Orleans
413
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,553
You know I love you so
Baby, please don't go ♪
414
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,423
You're doing the exact thing
you promised me you wouldn't!
415
00:17:51,557 --> 00:17:52,791
I was kidding.
416
00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:55,726
♪ Before I be
your dog Before I be your dog ♪
417
00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,595
Welcome to San Marcos.
418
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,597
♪ Before I be
your dog get you way down here
419
00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:00,691
And let you walk alone ♪
420
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:01,766
So, couple things.
421
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:02,688
Oh, goddamn it.
422
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:04,368
Did you fart in that?
423
00:18:04,503 --> 00:18:06,504
♪ You know
how I feel right now? ♪
424
00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:09,373
♪ My baby's leaving
425
00:18:09,507 --> 00:18:11,509
♪ On that midnight
train
426
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:13,544
♪ And I'm crying
Suppressing fire!
427
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:16,380
♪ Baby,
please don't go ♪
428
00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:17,381
Goddamn it, Cyril!
429
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,715
♪ Baby,
please don't go
430
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:19,771
Baby, please don't go ♪
431
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:21,651
You're running
out of options, Archer.
432
00:18:21,786 --> 00:18:23,653
♪ Baby,
please don't go ♪
433
00:18:23,788 --> 00:18:24,654
I want Archer dead!
434
00:18:24,788 --> 00:18:26,689
♪ Baby, please
don't go down to New Orleans
435
00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,691
You know I love you so
Baby, please don't go ♪
436
00:18:28,825 --> 00:18:31,694
I think you just stumbled
backwards into a CIA arms deal.
437
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,498
They kidnapped Cherlene!
438
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:36,766
Archer!
439
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,769
We just started
a frickin' coup!
440
00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:39,770
♪ Before I be
441
00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:40,771
your dog get you way down here
442
00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:42,406
Make you walk alone
443
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:43,407
Baby, please don't go, yeah ♪
444
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,409
Archer, my
water just broke.
445
00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:46,824
♪ All right now. ♪
446
00:18:46,912 --> 00:18:49,680
And for what it's worth, I'm
pretty sure I just invaded Laos.
447
00:18:50,816 --> 00:18:56,454
And, Chi, I swear to God, mention the
compass again and just see what happens.
448
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,404
Archer Vice.
449
00:18:59,524 --> 00:19:00,092
What?
450
00:19:00,212 --> 00:19:01,469
Nothing.
451
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:03,281
Shut up.
452
00:19:03,939 --> 00:19:14,333
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