1 00:00:03,658 --> 00:00:13,147 Okay, okay, you got it, you got it, you -- Good morning, floor. 2 00:00:14,521 --> 00:00:17,956 Good morning asshole smoke alarm! 3 00:00:18,024 --> 00:00:19,791 And good morning, medical bills. 4 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:22,488 Oh, and your friend, crippling debt. 5 00:00:30,136 --> 00:00:34,205 No no no no no no! 6 00:00:34,273 --> 00:00:38,143 Good morning, bittersweet memories. 7 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:41,713 Good morning, bag of the unspeakable. 8 00:00:41,781 --> 00:00:47,819 And good morning to you, Archer... The other shitbag in my life! 9 00:00:47,887 --> 00:00:49,187 It's broken? 10 00:00:49,255 --> 00:00:51,222 - Huh?! - The elevator's broken? 11 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:53,025 - Huh?! - The elevator. 12 00:00:53,092 --> 00:00:55,427 - Huh?! - The elevator! 13 00:00:55,494 --> 00:00:56,415 Outta order. 14 00:00:56,462 --> 00:00:57,930 I can see that! 15 00:00:57,997 --> 00:00:59,482 Why the hell did you ask? 16 00:01:14,213 --> 00:01:14,780 You're late. 17 00:01:14,847 --> 00:01:17,115 I -- Jesus, sweat much? 18 00:01:17,183 --> 00:01:19,250 The elevator's broken -- No shit. 19 00:01:19,318 --> 00:01:22,921 -- and once again, you parked that ridiculous car in my space! 20 00:01:22,989 --> 00:01:26,424 Well, A, the El Camino is not a car -- Truck, whatever! 21 00:01:26,492 --> 00:01:29,695 Nor is it a truck, it's a-- Vehicular hermaphrodite. 22 00:01:29,762 --> 00:01:33,699 Shut up, and B... wait, what was B? 23 00:01:33,766 --> 00:01:35,601 I dunno, we'll say B was "shut up." 24 00:01:35,668 --> 00:01:36,868 And are we done here? 25 00:01:36,936 --> 00:01:39,237 I need to go not pack some shoes, since I'm gonna buy 26 00:01:39,305 --> 00:01:41,239 about ten pairs when we get there. 27 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:42,108 Get where? 28 00:01:42,174 --> 00:01:43,775 Roooome! 29 00:01:43,843 --> 00:01:44,442 What?! 30 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:45,577 Not for the Morelli thing! 31 00:01:45,645 --> 00:01:47,713 I planned that entire operation! 32 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:51,449 - Yes, and you did excellent legwork... - But now it requires 33 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:54,820 literal legwork, Ray, like walking, and maybe running. 34 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:57,889 Although hopefully not running, because I'll be in brand-new shoes. 35 00:01:57,957 --> 00:01:59,457 That is so unfair! 36 00:01:59,525 --> 00:02:02,127 Not as unfair as how laid I'm gonna get. 37 00:02:02,194 --> 00:02:04,997 Ciao, bella, ho scarpe nuove! 38 00:02:05,064 --> 00:02:06,297 Sorry, honey. 39 00:02:06,365 --> 00:02:08,466 Yeah, we'll bring you a present. 40 00:02:08,534 --> 00:02:09,467 Oh, blow me. 41 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:10,468 Why? 42 00:02:10,536 --> 00:02:12,070 You couldn't feel it! 43 00:02:14,573 --> 00:02:15,306 What. 44 00:02:15,374 --> 00:02:17,494 - Nothing, I'm just curious... - A bag. 45 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:19,511 I piss and shit in a plastic bag. 46 00:02:19,578 --> 00:02:20,512 Me too! 47 00:02:20,579 --> 00:02:23,148 But actually, I was wondering if you'd like to walk again. 48 00:02:23,215 --> 00:02:27,019 No, Krieger, because this way I never have to buy new shoes! 49 00:02:27,086 --> 00:02:29,888 Yeah, but is that worth it? 50 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,660 Robot legs. 51 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,030 No, this has nothing to do with robotics! 52 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,670 I'm talking about bionics! 53 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:15,270 From the Greek for... like... kickass! 54 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,270 Is there a Greek word for "insane"? 55 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,170 Yes! 56 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,710 I mean I assume there is, but -- If you think I'm gonna 57 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:24,880 let you turn me into some cyborg zombie like Katya -- 58 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,650 Whoa whoa whoa whoa, no! 59 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,750 "Zombie" implies I raised her from the dead. 60 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:30,690 Oh, then I'm using it correctly. 61 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:31,710 No, you're not. 62 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,560 For one thing, Katya wasn't completely dead. 63 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,020 Just pretty dead? 64 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,760 - So pretty... - Hello? 65 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,560 Hm? 66 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:45,900 Oh, so, nothing a few hundred thousand volts couldn't cure. 67 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,960 The human body's basically a potato clock. 68 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:50,090 So, it's gonna look like I'm leaving? 69 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,600 But that's only because I'm leaving. 70 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:52,960 Why won't you let me help you?! 71 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:55,110 Besides the fact you'll probably kill me?! 72 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:56,100 Yes! 73 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,970 Because it's wrong! 74 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,900 And I may have wandered pretty far from the church, but I do 75 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,570 still believe there are some things that only God should do! 76 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,440 Like give you an erection?! 77 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:10,250 I'm assuming you mean "give me the ability to have an erection"? 78 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,950 Also, yes. 79 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:12,650 No! 80 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,520 Yes, Lana! 81 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:17,620 We don't need a -- Rocket launcher, si, molto pronto! 82 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:21,490 Mmmmmmmneeww, not on the pre-approved list of equipment for this mission. 83 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:21,990 The what? 84 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,530 The -- I heard you! 85 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,480 Why'd you ask? 86 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,960 Pre-approved by whom?! 87 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,170 Oh, now you're on my side. 88 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,030 Shut up. 89 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,000 Common enemy. 90 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,800 That's how Lana and I started dating. 91 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,000 Shut up. 92 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:34,070 Pre-approved, by whom. 93 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,010 Ms. Archer. 94 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:35,470 Wh-? 95 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:37,010 She doesn't know what we need! 96 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,680 The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets! 97 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,110 - Really? - Seriously? 98 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:42,310 No? 99 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:46,020 Look dipshit, my mother obviously doesn't know about this stuff, so -- 100 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,450 So she goes by my personal, professional recommendations. 101 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,020 I'm gonna need you to repeat that. 102 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:55,990 I said -- No no, shh, after I come back there 103 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:59,330 and pull your tongue out through your -- Asshole. 104 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,030 - Ew. - Ew. 105 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,870 You'd need a bulldozer made of acid to get in here. 106 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:04,170 Ooh, or Spacebot! 107 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,070 And if you continue to behave threateningly-- You haven't seen threateningly. 108 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:12,840 You'll need one to get out of there. 109 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,480 Remember Spacebot? 110 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:15,580 Guys? 111 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:18,050 And so, a small power unit goes here, on your uh, 112 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:22,090 spiny thing, which sends electrical impulses to your muscles and ligaments and 113 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:26,020 stuff, which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton, 114 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:29,230 replacing your current, um, legbones. 115 00:05:29,290 --> 00:05:31,400 I have to say it kind of worries me you don't know the 116 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:33,060 names of the actual bones. 117 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:33,960 Who cares? 118 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:35,600 Zrrp, they're in the dumpster. 119 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:36,330 Ew. 120 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,370 Wait, then all I need is the power unit, not a bunch of vanadium bones! 121 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,840 Yeah, but they're awesome. 122 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:44,680 But if you don't put everything back where it's supposed to go... 123 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:48,910 I've already done it twice! 124 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:51,120 There you go, Conway. 125 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:55,090 Plus when I'm taking out the old bones I take tons of pictures with my phone. 126 00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:57,460 Oh, well then what could go wrong? 127 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,290 Seriously? 128 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,320 Sarcastically. 129 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,630 Oh. 130 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:02,660 Because you could die. 131 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,700 I realize that. 132 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:06,770 - And I'll, ya know, sign a release form or whatever... - Oh, that's not 133 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:07,370 necessary. 134 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,170 Really? 135 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,840 No, I mean if, God forbid, the worst happens... 136 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:12,280 there's lots of dumpsters. 137 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:13,310 Jesus. 138 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:14,650 Sure, if he helps. 139 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:16,880 Whew, okay, so when do we do this? 140 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:19,850 Well, you should already be feeling the effects of the anesthetic... 141 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,850 The... God damn it, Krieger! 142 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,720 So whenever my assistants get here. 143 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:26,390 What's up, spaghetti-legs? 144 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,130 Wait a minute! 145 00:06:27,190 --> 00:06:28,360 Yeah, where's Carol? 146 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:32,260 Gettin' that list of shit you wanted. 147 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:32,860 Thank you! 148 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:33,890 Seriously! 149 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,130 What am I, hourly?! 150 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,870 - Are you not? - I don't know! 151 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:37,840 Move. 152 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,870 Oh, and when I'm through talking to Malory? 153 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,540 I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself out of a job. 154 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,340 I would. 155 00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:43,970 Burn. 156 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:44,910 Cyril?! 157 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:46,260 Is it Halloween already? 158 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,380 I don't know! 159 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,810 Then why are you dressed like that? 160 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,350 Because, duh, I'm helping Krieger turn Ray into a stupid cyborg. 161 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:53,250 A what?! 162 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,190 But I guess some cyborgs are smart... 163 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,890 What are you talking about?! 164 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,420 Well, you gotta be pretty smart to fool the ol' 165 00:06:58,490 --> 00:07:00,060 Voight-Kampff machine. 166 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,430 In Krieger's lab?! 167 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:03,530 Anywhere, duh, it's portable. 168 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,930 No no no no no! 169 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,430 Uh, yes it is. 170 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,900 Yo, Magnum P.U. 171 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:12,570 I need a lead-acid battery, fifty units of plasma, some bolt cutters, 172 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:17,080 and something called a -- Defrimbulator? 173 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,640 That's a made-up word. 174 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:20,010 They're all made up. 175 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:26,640 Mind! Blown! 176 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:31,100 - Yeah, what could go wrong... - Ray's gonna be a cyborg 177 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,630 over my dead body! 178 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,290 Or preferably his! 179 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:36,390 But somebody's! 180 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:42,550 What could possibly, go, wrrngzzzzzz. 181 00:07:42,970 --> 00:07:45,530 Hey, should I wash my hands? 182 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,780 I didn't. 183 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,690 Krieger! Krieger! 184 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,160 Krieger open this goddamn door! 185 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,170 Krieger I am gonna count to one! 186 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:08,500 Oh that's right, he hates robots! 187 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:10,970 For the -- this! Is a robot! 188 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,770 Gillette is a human being! 189 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,540 But he won't be for long if you don't clamp that artery! 190 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,140 One! 191 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,680 Brett? 192 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,580 What in the hell...? 193 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:24,820 Were those gunshots?! 194 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:28,160 Oh, who knows with these people, it's one calamity after another. 195 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:34,190 That's, yes, exactly, that's why you need a nice long relaxing cruise! 196 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:39,530 But I really really really really really don't think I'll enjoy it. 197 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,540 Sure you will. 198 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:46,310 Brett?! 199 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:47,210 Archer! 200 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,210 What the shit are you doing?! 201 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,410 Um, investigating a ballistic anomaly. 202 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,710 C'mon, walk and talk. 203 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:56,220 I don't even think he's on this floor, but idiot Brett still managed to get shot. 204 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,350 Yeah, he's the idiot. 205 00:08:58,420 --> 00:08:59,090 Right? 206 00:08:59,150 --> 00:09:00,390 You idiot! 207 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:03,490 If I hadn't checked the time at that exact second I'd be dead right now! 208 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:07,090 Which reminds me, Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back. 209 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,230 Archer -- He left two non-consecutive messages. 210 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,570 This was my grandfather's, you ass! 211 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,100 I'll buy you another one! 212 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:16,170 Now how were you holding it, like, exactly! 213 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:21,580 I -- I dunno, like this I guess... - Okay, sooooo... Boom. 214 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,350 C'mon, this is awesome, it's like we're the Warren Commission. 215 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:27,080 Look look look, check it out! 216 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,550 It's a real magic bullet! 217 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:31,280 Why the hell were you shooting at Krieger's door in the first place? 218 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:32,890 Oh shit, right! 219 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:35,190 Brett, this might be some kind of record! 220 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:38,120 So if you can move, don't! 221 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,230 I gotta go stop him! 222 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,730 Stop who?! 223 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,600 Whom! 224 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:42,260 Archer! 225 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,100 Krieger! 226 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,830 He's making a gay terminator! 227 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,770 Aaaaand yep. 228 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,540 Officially confused. 229 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,540 Yeah, did he mean a terminator of gays? 230 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:55,580 Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic, 231 00:09:55,640 --> 00:10:00,650 I don't think, so he must've meant... well, no, aren't terminators asexual? 232 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,080 - Not when I'm done with him... - C'mon, how's that even 233 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:07,290 supposed to -- fit inside another human being? 234 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:07,920 Oh. 235 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:09,960 That shouldn't be doing that. 236 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:10,620 There we go. 237 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:14,290 No no no, do it again, do it again, do it a -- This man is barely 238 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,700 clinging to life, woman! 239 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,800 Get a hold of yourself! 240 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:17,430 Sorry. 241 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,970 And then get a hold of your goddamn beer can! 242 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:27,270 - Sorry. Jeez... Ehh... - Blood pressure? 243 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,610 I'll be honest, it's not great. 244 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,310 Wh-? 245 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,780 I'm talking about his! 246 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:33,310 Me too. 247 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,620 Since when? 248 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:38,820 Since the... the new intelligence, Mother, from Ray, about the mission! 249 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,650 That says you need a rocket launcher? 250 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:41,920 Yes! 251 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:43,000 Can I -- No. 252 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,790 -- just sort of interject here, Malory, this is exactly 253 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:48,830 - what I'm talking about, with the stress... - Ron? 254 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,760 Seriously, Ron, why aren't you at work? 255 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:54,500 Because I spent thirty years building the business so I don't have to be! 256 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,600 Because I hired good managers! 257 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:59,540 Walk into any one of my six dealerships -- Not six... 258 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:04,010 Next year it'll be seven, sport, we just broke ground in White Plains. 259 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,380 That's actually fairly impressive. 260 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,450 You have no idea. 261 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:07,710 With that city council? 262 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:11,150 Ron this isn't a car dealership, it's -- The same principle! 263 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:15,050 You build it, hire people you trust to manage it -- Ha! 264 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,020 Yeah, ha. 265 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,020 -- and then you collect the fruits of their labor! 266 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:21,430 Because don't, please, don't take this the wrong way, babe - 267 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:26,870 but you're not getting any younger. 268 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,030 You said a rocket launcher? 269 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:29,900 I did. 270 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,840 I did say a rocket launcher. 271 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,340 Then give this to whosits. 272 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:34,040 I will. 273 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,710 I will give this to whosits. 274 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,500 And call me if you ever wanna test drive the new Coupe de Ville. 275 00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:42,680 - Well, I just got a new El Camino... - Oh, so you're all set. 276 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,050 That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawnmowers. 277 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,290 Wow. 278 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,050 I know! 279 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,190 That's why I can never stay mad at him! 280 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:54,430 Right? 281 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:55,930 Wait, why were you mad? 282 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,070 Because I think Krieger's doing some kinda... bionic shit to Ray's legs! 283 00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:02,930 And Archer, obviously -- Would rather see Ray dead! 284 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:08,910 Jeezy P, I mean, besides Barry and Katya, what is his deal with robots? 285 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,210 Servant, call an ambulance. 286 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,880 Yessir, right away sir! 287 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,940 An ambulance?! 288 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:14,780 He needs emergency surgery. 289 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,420 And even then, it'll be a miracle if we can save his testicles. 290 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,920 But... what could have caused this?! 291 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:22,690 Mumps? 292 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:23,620 Or who knows. 293 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:26,090 The important thing is, what are you doing tonight? 294 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,960 I -- oh! 295 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,700 Well, I said I might meet some people at this thing downtown, 296 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,300 but it sounded like it'll be pretty heavy on Negroes and jazz, so -- 297 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,240 I happen to love Negroes and jazz. 298 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,540 Oh! 299 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,970 Well then I'll just get my coat. 300 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,110 And I'll wait here? 301 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,680 For the ambulance to take your grievously wounded child to the 302 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,110 hospital for emergency surgery? 303 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:49,780 Yes, Woodhouse, and then you can go buy some wax for your cross. 304 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,180 Krieger? 305 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,250 Oh my God... I'm a little busy right now! 306 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,920 Yeah I know, are you cyborging Ray? 307 00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:57,990 No? 308 00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,760 Look, I think it's great if you are -- Then yes! 309 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:03,160 But I think Archer's gonna try to stop you! 310 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,130 He's kinda freaking out! 311 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:05,880 Let him! 312 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,930 That door came off the Graf Spee! 313 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,140 To get in here he'd need -- One RPG-7 launcher and two grenades. 314 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,740 As per the note from your mother. 315 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:17,140 Thank you, uh, sorry, what was your name again? 316 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:17,840 Rodney. 317 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,310 Thank you, asshole. 318 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,020 What in the...? 319 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,690 Why aren't you people on the way to the airport? 320 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,230 We may have sort of a, uh, situation. 321 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,030 And what sort would that be?! 322 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,160 - This is what I'm talking about... - Ron! 323 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,830 If you keep it up, this headache you gave me is going to last for 324 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,970 the next three to five nights. 325 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,670 Look, don't worry, I can handle it. 326 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,220 But -- Let her handle it! 327 00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,510 She seems capable. 328 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,840 Hey, thanks. 329 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,580 Reminds me of the head mechanic at my dealership in Yonkers. 330 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,640 He's a black. 331 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,340 Wow. 332 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,250 I know, and head mechanic! 333 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:55,380 Now c'mon, babe, let these people do whatever it is you pay them to do, 334 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,220 and let's go start our weekend. 335 00:13:57,290 --> 00:14:00,050 Alright, but don't miss that flight. 336 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,220 God knows how long it takes to check in with a rocket launcher. 337 00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,760 Oh, shit! 338 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:09,400 Well calling the airport's not gonna help. 339 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:13,730 Oh, and one last thing, Rodney, when I get back from Rome, you're -- 340 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,840 Hang on oooooone second. 341 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:16,400 Armory. 342 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,240 Hey will you bring me a present? 343 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,270 No. 344 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:20,440 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 345 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:22,080 Ooookay. 346 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,010 You were saying? 347 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,240 I... shit. 348 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,580 Something about an asskicking with handmade Italian shoes? 349 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:31,390 Well, think about it, you've got time. 350 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,890 What do you think you're doing? 351 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:34,250 What do you think you're doing?! 352 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:39,060 Obtaining armory materiel under false pretenses is a fireable offense! 353 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:43,460 Oh my -- I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next! 354 00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:45,970 Ugh, like the infamous "Luau Incident." 355 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,300 Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?! 356 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,510 Once would be nice! 357 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,570 No. 358 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,910 Rodney open this door. 359 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,110 Give me that weapon. 360 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:55,510 Oh. 361 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:56,580 You mean this rocket launcher? 362 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:59,380 Because I bet it would open the door. 363 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,280 No, that is inadvisable at this time. 364 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,950 Ya know, if I asked it nicely. 365 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,280 I seriously wouldn't do that. 366 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:08,090 Yeah, because you're not awesome. 367 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,020 Oh, and what fresh hell is this?! 368 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,290 Whatever it is, they can handle it! 369 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,460 They can't even handle a simple luau! 370 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:19,270 - My God, what they did to that pig...Brett?! - Heeelp... 371 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:22,940 - Nghhh... - Great, now I get to slog 372 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,300 my new Delmans through a lake of blood. 373 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:27,310 I want that all cleaned up before Monday, mister! 374 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,340 Do you hear me?! 375 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:32,310 No... Because that room is blast-proof! 376 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,310 Mawp. 377 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:37,320 Maaaawp. 378 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,490 Mawp. 379 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:41,790 What the shit was that?! 380 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:45,290 Hopefully the last remaining shred of Archer's eardrums. 381 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,330 That crazy son of a -- come on! 382 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,630 Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?! 383 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,770 Mmm... because I'm not a giant pussy? 384 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,340 Although, somehow, incredibly single. 385 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,140 Wh-?! 386 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,340 I go on... tons of dates! 387 00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:00,340 With who?! 388 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,340 Men! 389 00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,010 Men models! 390 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,850 Men who model! 391 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:09,220 -- permanent damage to my earballs because you're too 392 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:14,220 chickenshit to take your candy-ass to the future and smash the defense grid 393 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:17,020 so Skynet -- Whoa whoa whoa! 394 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,160 Not cool, man! 395 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,830 That is not at all cool! 396 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,360 Rodney you mind your own dicky beeswax! 397 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:24,870 You got another one in ya? 398 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:25,470 Ew. 399 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,300 I don't -- Tease. 400 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:29,900 -- and I'm sorry for that one -- Don't be. 401 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:32,370 -- because I'm just gonna say it, I think it's 402 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,380 suuuper creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence. 403 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,380 Well but also emotional violence. 404 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:41,310 Wow. 405 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:41,920 Yeah. 406 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,720 That's even creepier. 407 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,820 So are you gonna open the damn door? 408 00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,420 As soon as you give me that weapon. 409 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:51,080 Wh-? Do you honestly wanna live through the rise of the machines?! 410 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,900 Which you won't, because no one will?! 411 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,050 I -- It was rhetorical! 412 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:05,580 So now if you'll excuse me... I have an entire human race to save. 413 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,850 What is he... hey that's ISIS property! 414 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,650 What this? 415 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,150 Yes. 416 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,460 Take me with you! 417 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,090 Shut up! 418 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,390 Ooh, yeah, even that little bit's enough to get 419 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,830 the engine revved up. 420 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:22,830 So Rodneeeeeey... Tease! 421 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:26,800 - Jeezy Petes... - Cyril what're you doing right now? 422 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:31,670 I -- Helping me find Archer, where is he?! 423 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,380 Super. 424 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,140 Are you calling the airport again? 425 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,650 Cyril shut your goddamn mouth! 426 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,580 Hey, guess what's not a good time? 427 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:43,690 Wait, where?! 428 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,290 - Gotta be somewhere in there... - Not you! 429 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,590 And did you count right?! 430 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,660 What, to five? 431 00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:49,730 Dicknuts? 432 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:50,430 Krieger! 433 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,390 Look, you gotta keep him away from the lab! 434 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,860 We're almost done, if somebody can find their last beer! 435 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:59,130 I can promise it ain't my last. 436 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:03,200 - I mean, I doubt he can find it... - God damn it. 437 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,670 I told 'em, I said -- Maps! 438 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,210 All through the HVAC ducts! 439 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,180 Or just at the, whatever, junctions. 440 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:15,880 I won't even waste however much dryerase it'll take to write that down. 441 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,650 No, Mother, because you were too busy wasting it on 442 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,660 "Fourth of Ju-Luau!" 443 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,930 But still, see if you can flush him out. 444 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:25,560 I'd hate to use the nerve gas. 445 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:26,400 Do not! 446 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,960 Use the nerve gas! 447 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:31,700 - And yet incredibly single... - How the hell do we flush him out? 448 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,240 - Uh, duh... - Huh?! 449 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:38,610 I said, how hot can you make it? 450 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:46,720 - No no no... It's already happening... - Holy shit, already? 451 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,250 Yeah, I actually feel pretty good. 452 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,550 How is that possible? 453 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,490 It's a proprietary blend. 454 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,260 And barring some sort of massive infection -- Don't look at me, 455 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,730 found number six! 456 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,260 You should be up and around by Monday. 457 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,930 Well then can I go home? 458 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,300 Cause it's hot as balls up in here. 459 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:06,400 The thermostat's becoming sentient! 460 00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:07,270 Oh God! 461 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:12,240 That's how Maximum Overdrive started! 462 00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,950 - Well I'd be lying if I said I cared... Wh-? 463 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,820 Malory, Ray can walk again! 464 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,260 Buh-duh-buh-baaaaa! 465 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,290 You mean mince? 466 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,630 - Ya know... - Maybe he can mince to 467 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:34,300 the bank and apply for a twelve thousand dollar loan for a new furnace! 468 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,230 Why did you idiots leave it on ninety all weekend?! 469 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,290 Your clothes. 470 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,370 Give them to me. 471 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,900 Aaagh! 472 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:48,410 I'm kidding, obviously, I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest. 473 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:53,460 - Now, if you'll excuse me... - Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau... 474 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,750 Yeah, if you slid a pig under him.