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Archer, do something!
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Sure thing, Lana...
Oh wait, I can't, because I left my lightsaber
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in my other space-pants!
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Don't yell at me, this was your idea!
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What?! Remind me, when was it that
I said "Guys, great idea!
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Let's get shangaied to go
live on frickin Mars!"
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Keep moving.
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Make meowwwww!
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- He said meow...
- Moving, yes, and how can I help you not ever
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do that again please?
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Get in there.
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In here sounds great.
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are the cuffs really necessary?
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Archer broke both of Wu's arms.
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He what?!
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While shouting "woo."
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Happy coincidence.
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Mr. Archer, do I
have to sedate you?!
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- Well, I wouldn't say no to a drink...
- Archer?
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What, you want one?
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- Okay, can we get two -- my tongue says
sangria, but my heart says--
- Archer.
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- Michelada.
- You realize this is kidnapping.
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I do, yes.
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And do you realize you're insane?!
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- Well he wouldn't, by definition--
- What's more insane?
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Suffering through famine, war,
and disease on a dying Earth?
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Or creating a utopia on Mars?
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Using me as your, your brood sow?!
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No, not -- well okay yes, technically,
but we searched for so long to
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find the perfect human female specimen!
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Well that's flattering.
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Ish.
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And with your morphology,
your IQ, your medical history...
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How'd you get my medical records?!
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Don't judge me on the how...
Until you see the why.
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Oh, Kareega-san!
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- I nevah jooja you.
- Well your mother sure as hell does!
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How isn't important.
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- What is important --
- Is you hired ISIS just
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so Lana could pump out a
bunch of Martian babies?!
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Only if by "Martian" you mean "born on Mars,"
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not actual alien life-forms.
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Oh.
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Whatever, either way, my point is
this whole thing is Lana's fault --
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What?!
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-- and since you obviously
don't need any more dudes on Mars --
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Archer!
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Lana, the penis-to-your-vagina ratio
around here is creepy enough already.
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- So why not let us three go, and --
- I'm afraid that's impossible --
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Or just me.
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-- because even if we didn't
need all the manpower we can get,
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there's no ship to take you back to Earth.
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- Yeah no, the shuttle, it's --
- It's going to
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push the Horizon into orbit above
Mars, to serve as our base while we
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begin the terraforming.
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Which reminds me.
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Captain Kellogg, there are
three women on the intrepid.
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Take a boarding party, and bring
them back here to join their friends.
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Holy shitspace!
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Hey guys, we got a problem!
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Duh!
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The party's starting and this
dress makes me look like a whore!
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Oh, you don't look like an whore...
An idiot, maybe.
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Wh-?!
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Or both.
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Yes, a... whordiot.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Agent Kane, I --
may I call you Lana?
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You absolutely may not.
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Fair enough, but I wish you'd reconsider.
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You'd be much more comfortable in my quarters.
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Ha!
You'll have to sedate me.
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Oh, we wouldn't do that.
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We need you in peak physical condition
for this great undertaking of ours.
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All of you.
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So wait, are we not doing drinks?
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Ha!
I'm not helping you terraform Mars!
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I won't move a cup of dirt!
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Can we at least have beers?
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Then you can join the um...
we're calling them involuntary laborers."
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Involun -- wait,
you mean slaves?!
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- Oh now he's indignant...
- Oh please, all you have to do is sit
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around all day getting laid!
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Involuntary labor is just a temporary measure!
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In a few generations, after the colony
is established, we'll revisit the issue.
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In the meantime --
You can kiss three-fifths of my ass!
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- Uh, Tony, we've got a problem...
- Ugh, what now?
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I'm on my way.
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And the black guy's okay with this?!
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What!
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Oh for -- how was that racist?!
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It's just a temporary measure!
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I didn't say anything.
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Hello, uh, miss?
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This is Commander Kellogg.
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I need you to move the locking
lever from "manual" to "auto".
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"Auto," got it, moving the lever!
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Uh... clunk.
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Did that do it?
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- Did you move the --?
- Boring conversation anyway.
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What the hell are you doing?
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These nutsacks wanna take
us to Mars to be baby-factories!
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- Reeally...
- Wh-?
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I can't go live on Mars!
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I just rented a summer house!
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- Reeally...
- No.
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You just -- oh whatever, c'mon,
we gotta figure a way out of this!
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- Or do we...
- Yes.
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No!
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And why is nobody else wearing a
t-shirt under their flight suit?
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Because this thing feels amazing.
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- I know, right? Like a vagina with a zipper...
- Ew.
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Lana, trust me, this is the only way.
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Ugh, alright.
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But turn around.
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"Turn around."
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It's not like we haven't all seen them before.
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Don't remind me.
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Okay, there.
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- Although, I guess it has been a long time...
- Meaning...?
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Nothing, just...
bet you're glad we're in reduced gravity.
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Well?
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I didn't invent the ravages of time.
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Okay Ray, Cyril, get ready.
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Lana... pretend it's five years ago.
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wish it was, so I could
murder you before we ever dated.
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Uh, excuse me?
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Could I borrow you?
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No, you cannot borroh oh my God!
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Yeah, right?
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Okay, what
seems to be the -- Oh my eye!
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Somebody get his goddamn gun!
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- Oh for the love of--
- Oww! Dick!
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Gaargh!
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My other eye!
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- I'm almost certainly blind...
- Serves you right.
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Anybody else hit?
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- No, I'm good.
- Yeah, me too.
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That's because you hid Cyril.
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Otherwise, I think that all went pretty great.
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Right?
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Really.
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Do you not?
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"Do you not?"
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Just gimme the damn -- T-shirt.
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Sorry, it's been commandeered.
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What the hell am I supposed to wear?!
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Uh... maybe this will work.
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Ah, I think that totally works.
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Stole them from the gift shop.
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If you're done being an asshole,
help me strip this guy so I can --
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Security breach, pod six.
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We gotta move!
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C'mon!
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Lana, let's go!
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Wait!
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Lemme just get -- damn it.
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Rrrrr... owww!
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Well now they're droopier.
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Aww...
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Security breach, pod six.
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No no no, now what?!
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Security breach, pod six.
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I heard you!
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I don't care if you have to use a
plasma torch, get this door open!
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Security team, this is Commander Drake!
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Converge on pod six!
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You heard him, get this door open.
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Sure thing... bossman.
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- Oh my God, for the last time --
- We can't!
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Fit them off!
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That's what Dad said, when the bank
man came out to foreclose on the farm.
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And guess how that turned out.
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You murdered a banker?!
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No, we got a loan modification.
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You think a bank wants to
own a failing dairy farm?
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With obsolete milkers?
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- Oh my God, speaking of...
- They're right!
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Where they've always been!
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Wait, can she hear us?!
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- Man, I hope not...
- Lana?!
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Guess not.
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Will you come on?!
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Rrgh!
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Don't get me wrong, I'd still do her.
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Oh please, you'd do...
name a noun.
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No, you look!
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You look at these, and tell
me they're not perfect!
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Now?! Really?!
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Jesus God, are you that insecure?!
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No! I'm not!
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- Because I'm --
- Readyyyyy!
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Uh, thoughts?
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Through there! Go!
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Uh, newp.
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Aaaiiim!
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Why not?!
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It's full of, ugh, garbage an' shit!
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You got a better idea?!
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Well, we could eat a big
bowl of Hepatitises A through E...
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Or just run away.
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Just because it was
my idea, you -- guys?!
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Fiiiiire!
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Oh shit.
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What is taking so long?!
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Couple things...
One, I didn't invent whatever
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this door is made of, which is apparently
some alloy of adamantium and mithril!
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And two, not really liking your tone!
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You idiots!
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Firing an ion cannon at the
future Mother of Mars?
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Whose idea was that?!
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- Dave's.
- Wh-?!
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Well that's great, Dave.
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So tell me, if you kill her, who's
going to bear our Martian children?
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Trish?!
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Ew.
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Ew!
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Archer!
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Sorry, go on, Trish.
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We've been locked in here ever
since they you idiots took over Horizon.
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- Tone...
- Yeah, sorry.
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Butt Drake wants to use the Intrepid
to push Horizon to Mars!
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So tell us how we can stop him!
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Yeah, can Cyril die after
shutting down the tractor beam, or...?
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Ugh! The Intrepid is the key to Drake's
plan, and he and Kellogg are the only
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ones who can fly it!
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So why aren't you a-holes down there?!
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- Burn.
- Cyril!
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Although, good point Trish.
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Okay, to the Intrepid!
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Let's go!
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Oh, and Trish?
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With your looks, maybe
bitchy's not the way to go.
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Okay, you're the prettiest!
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Come on!
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I thought I made myself very clear.
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- You did, but--
- Then why!
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Isn't this airlock open?!
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Dwarven technology.
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What was that?!
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What'd you say?!
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Tony, stop!
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See?
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Now we just wait for Mr. Archer to
save the day, like he always does.
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I don't know about "always" but--
Are you sure they can't get in?
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Didn't you hear him?
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- He said --
- Say "dwarven technology" to me again!
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What the...?
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Stop this at once!
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We command you!
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I'm sorry?
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Oh wait, we're
sorry -- aren't you guys
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looking for a new Martian queen?
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- God damn it...
- Why, yes, and you're --
- Your majesty.
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Your majesty, and you are just, so...
What's the word I'm looking for?
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Don't say whordiot, we hate that.
257
00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:28,305
- Majestic!
- Right?
258
00:10:28,374 --> 00:10:32,143
Now follow me, we got a big list of
must-haves for the royal palace.
259
00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:34,712
Uh, your wish is my command!
260
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:35,546
Duh.
261
00:10:35,614 --> 00:10:38,782
Seal the door behind me
and prepare Horizon for launch.
262
00:10:38,851 --> 00:10:41,418
Next stop, Mars!
263
00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:42,819
Okay, you heard him.
264
00:10:42,888 --> 00:10:44,421
Uh, I heard him tell you to do it.
265
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,256
And I'm telling you to do it!
266
00:10:46,324 --> 00:10:49,693
And I'm telling you that I
didn't sign up for Animal Farm in space!
267
00:10:49,761 --> 00:10:51,194
Wait, there's animals?
268
00:10:51,263 --> 00:10:52,229
Wh-? No.
269
00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:53,130
Animal Farm?
270
00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:54,932
How do you not get that?
271
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:58,436
- Cyril, I know what an animal farm is --
- Not an animal farm!
272
00:10:58,504 --> 00:11:01,172
-- and maybe we can, I dunno,
stampede a flock of goats down
273
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:03,775
- the hall...
- Animal Farm! Is a book!
274
00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:05,177
No, it isn't Lana!
275
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:07,045
It's an allegorical novella!
276
00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:08,347
About Stalinism!
277
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:09,582
By George Orwell!
278
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:12,685
And spoiler alert, it sucks!
279
00:11:12,753 --> 00:11:17,255
Although I was talking about
an actual animal farm.
280
00:11:17,324 --> 00:11:19,690
So never mind.
281
00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:24,729
Oh don't mind me, ma'am, just uh...
adjusting the climate control.
282
00:11:24,797 --> 00:11:25,663
Ooh! Yes!
283
00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:27,498
Another palace must-have!
284
00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:30,368
Now, we heard some mention of babies?
285
00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:34,405
- Uh-huh...
- But just to be clear, we don't do babies?
286
00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:35,873
"Do" as in...?
287
00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:38,008
"Do" as in tolerate, be around, touch,
288
00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:41,411
and definitely as in let them claw
their monstery way out of our vagina.
289
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,347
Well, let's put a pin in that.
290
00:11:43,415 --> 00:11:44,915
Eww!
291
00:11:44,983 --> 00:11:46,350
Wait, put a pin in what?
292
00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:47,150
What?
293
00:11:47,219 --> 00:11:48,452
What is wrong with you?!
294
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:52,088
- And where are the other two --
- Right here, spacenuts.
295
00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:53,523
Pamela, stop!
296
00:11:53,591 --> 00:11:54,690
Your queen commands you!
297
00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:58,193
Oh please, you're not fit
to be queen of... name a place.
298
00:11:58,262 --> 00:11:59,061
Lidsville.
299
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:02,898
And Drake, you can forget
all about your crazy little...
300
00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:04,567
Martian sex-cult!
301
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:08,071
It's not -- don't
you people get it?!
302
00:12:08,139 --> 00:12:09,872
Earth is doomed!
303
00:12:09,941 --> 00:12:14,944
Mankind's only hope for survival
is to find a new home on Mars,
304
00:12:15,012 --> 00:12:18,181
and I'm the only man alive
who can lead us there!
305
00:12:18,249 --> 00:12:22,352
- I'm like, like --
- Oh, Jesus Christ...
- Well,
306
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,688
- I think a more apt analogy would be Moses, but --
- Drop your weapon!
307
00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:26,322
Make me!
308
00:12:26,391 --> 00:12:28,725
No, don't make her, c'mon...
Pam?!
309
00:12:28,794 --> 00:12:30,526
- Pam, shoot.
- Mother!
310
00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:31,327
Malory!
311
00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:31,828
Pam.
312
00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:34,063
- And she'll do it, too...
- She'll do anything
313
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:37,500
to keep us from the throne
which is our birthright!
314
00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:41,337
Ew, birth.
315
00:12:41,405 --> 00:12:42,371
Alright!
316
00:12:42,439 --> 00:12:44,306
Wh-? No no no!
What're you doing?!
317
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,207
No, no!
318
00:12:45,276 --> 00:12:50,312
Even if they kill me, they
can never kill our dream!
319
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:54,316
- Mars --
- Hang on, sorry, one sec.
320
00:12:54,385 --> 00:12:56,319
Drones? You wanna...?
321
00:12:56,387 --> 00:13:00,456
Thank you, thank you, thanks a lot.
322
00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:02,859
There is no Mars without you, Tony.
323
00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:03,927
I'm sorry.
324
00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:05,929
Sorry?!
325
00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,197
You're sorry?!
326
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:11,068
You just singlehandedly doomed mankind!
327
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:14,472
Hey, even so, black astronaut,
that's still pretty huge.
328
00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,239
It actually is.
329
00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:18,810
And at least your own mother
didn't just play chicken with your life!
330
00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:19,911
Self-burn.
331
00:13:20,013 --> 00:13:21,345
Cyril! Okay, Drake.
332
00:13:21,414 --> 00:13:24,349
You are going to fly us back to
Earth, to stand trial for...
333
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:25,951
whatever, space-piracy.
334
00:13:26,019 --> 00:13:28,487
No man can judge me.
335
00:13:28,556 --> 00:13:33,092
- Well, you say that...
- Mars foreverrrrrr!
336
00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:33,993
Aaaaaaaaghhhh!
337
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:41,501
Suppressing fiiiiiiire!
338
00:13:41,569 --> 00:13:42,935
I think I got 'em!
339
00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:43,669
Did I get 'em?!
340
00:13:43,738 --> 00:13:44,237
You did.
341
00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:47,240
You got those two guys, who were
just minding their own business...
342
00:13:47,308 --> 00:13:51,544
Ooh! And also the one remaining person
who could fly us back to Earth!
343
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,546
A black astronaut, Cyril!
344
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,381
That's like killing a unicorn!
345
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:56,983
Aw, crapsnacks!
346
00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:59,452
- How could this get --
- Don't! Say it!
347
00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:01,154
Do not say it!
348
00:14:01,223 --> 00:14:09,329
Gone to outer spaaaace, to
shoot that dickbag in his faaaace!
349
00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:11,197
Hang on, Other Barry.
350
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,198
This is Barry.
351
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,733
Hey, punkin pie!
352
00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,368
I -- whatsat?
353
00:14:15,436 --> 00:14:20,307
No, I'm in... London, for -- whaaat?
354
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:25,279
Katya, punkin, I promised I'd
stop trying to kill Archer.
355
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:28,615
Yes, both Barrys promised!
356
00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:34,254
What? Wait, what's wrong with the
sofa we already -- ooh, hey, hon?
357
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:36,123
You're breaking up.
358
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:41,127
- Doo doo doo doo dooooo...
- Any worse.
359
00:14:41,196 --> 00:14:42,762
Is what I was gonna say.
360
00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:44,932
Really?
361
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,600
Yes.
362
00:14:50,962 --> 00:14:54,164
Oh my God, are you kidding me?!
363
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:54,865
Brrring!
364
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,599
Hello, is this airboats?
365
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:59,302
Yeah hi, it's me, Spacebot.
366
00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:00,303
What?
367
00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:04,606
Oh, just lifting a thousand pounds
like it's an apple, no big deal...
368
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:05,307
Archer!
369
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:08,577
Quit screwing around with the robot
and shut the damn airlock already!
370
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,311
Five more minutes!
371
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,613
- God...
- What's the hurry?
372
00:15:11,682 --> 00:15:17,552
- We're all going to die up here anyway...
- We're gonna diiiiiie!
373
00:15:17,621 --> 00:15:18,687
We're not gonna die!
374
00:15:18,756 --> 00:15:20,056
Stop crying!
375
00:15:20,124 --> 00:15:23,226
And for what it's worth, I think you
would've made a great Martian queen.
376
00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:25,028
Duh!
377
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:28,031
- Okay...
- Uh, so Trish?
378
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:28,765
What.
379
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,569
- Still with the tone...
- Okay, the airlock's closed! Happy?!
380
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:33,903
So, seriously?
381
00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,738
None of you guys know how to fly this thing?
382
00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:37,206
No! We're scientists!
383
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:39,675
We never even trained on the simulator!
384
00:15:39,744 --> 00:15:41,177
The simulator!
385
00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:43,646
Guys, I can fly us home!
386
00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:44,813
I will fly us home!
387
00:15:44,882 --> 00:15:47,549
Wait, what is this?!
388
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:48,650
And that?!
389
00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:49,885
But right now this?!
390
00:15:49,953 --> 00:15:53,221
- He was really good in the simulator...
- Yeah, right up until he crashed it!
391
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:56,190
Thanks to you and your stupid fire extinguisher!
392
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,259
- Right?
- Okay, then it's settled.
393
00:15:58,328 --> 00:16:01,596
So Trish, Horizon is
self-sustaining, right?
394
00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:03,432
- Duh.
- Well then have fun.
395
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,000
Wait wait wait!
396
00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:10,373
Nevermind, I'm sure somebody's
gonna feed the farm animals.
397
00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:13,109
Cyril, you're in command, try not to kill us.
398
00:16:13,178 --> 00:16:14,811
Everybody else, strap in.
399
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:17,446
- Reeeally...
- I said in!
400
00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:18,347
Not on!
401
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:19,181
Oh.
402
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:19,982
And ew.
403
00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:22,884
And -- Malory.
404
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:24,486
I'm going into stasis.
405
00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:28,523
Wake me up when we're on the ground.
406
00:16:28,592 --> 00:16:30,492
Preferably above seventy-second street.
407
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,995
What is that, who's got beer?
408
00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:35,597
Arrcherrr!
409
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:36,197
Wh-?
410
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,632
Come out to plaay-yaaay!
411
00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:39,633
Barry?!
412
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:40,968
C'mon out, Archer!
413
00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:45,473
I'd come in, but...
Who built this door, space-dwarves?
414
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:46,374
Okay, Barry!
415
00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:52,080
Forgetting, for the moment,
how you found me here...!
416
00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:53,748
You wanna finish this?!
417
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:55,016
I do, yeah.
418
00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:56,317
That's why I'm here.
419
00:16:56,386 --> 00:16:57,886
Not for long, you're not!
420
00:16:57,988 --> 00:16:59,421
Where do you think you're going?!
421
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,857
Uh, this place called to kill Barry?
422
00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:03,892
Are you -- every time
y'all fight he beats you like
423
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:07,228
the redheaded stepchild of a rented mule!
424
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:08,764
No he doesn't.
425
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,600
yes, yes he does.
426
00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:12,267
No no, wait!
427
00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:13,502
Look look look!
428
00:17:13,571 --> 00:17:15,938
Hang on!
429
00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:20,476
Here, look, check it out!
430
00:17:20,544 --> 00:17:21,844
You can wear this!
431
00:17:21,913 --> 00:17:23,880
- Oh my God...
- Right?
432
00:17:23,949 --> 00:17:27,317
Evil cyborg versus Spacebot. Love it.
433
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:32,290
This is gonna be -- and I hate
this word, but -- this is gonna be epic!
434
00:17:32,358 --> 00:17:34,325
- Hang on I'll be right --
- He can't get in here.
435
00:17:34,394 --> 00:17:36,427
So the only reason to go out there, is your ego.
436
00:17:36,496 --> 00:17:38,662
Not just my ego, Lana!
437
00:17:38,731 --> 00:17:40,297
Spacebot's ego!
438
00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:42,432
- And a giant ass-whippin...
- I can take him!
439
00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:46,102
Please!
We just want to go home!
440
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:49,906
- But, Spacebot...
- Jesus, think about somebody else for
441
00:17:49,975 --> 00:17:51,708
once in your life!
442
00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,276
And that's her saying that.
443
00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:55,678
Exactly.
444
00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:59,082
- Domo arigato, Archer Robot-o...
- Uh, Barry?
445
00:17:59,151 --> 00:17:59,816
Yo!
446
00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:01,017
Let's get it on, brotha!
447
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:04,153
I, uh... can't.
448
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:05,088
Get it on.
449
00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:07,323
- What?!
- Maybe next time, sorry.
450
00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:11,260
Hey, don't do that, don't apologize...
I mean, if you're having
451
00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:16,065
a legitimate problem with your vagina...
that you have between your legs
452
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:19,969
in lieu a penis, I completely understand
and you need to deal with that.
453
00:18:20,038 --> 00:18:22,105
Honestly, we can do this again.
454
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:28,011
- Grrrggrrk...
- Archer?
455
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,846
Next time, Barry.
456
00:18:29,915 --> 00:18:33,382
- Sterling, I know I may not say this very often --
- Or ever.
457
00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:35,351
Well congratulations, you ruined it.
458
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,520
But I'm still very proud of you.
459
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:40,690
- Aww...
- Ass.
460
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:43,359
Docking coupler.
Disengaging.
461
00:18:43,427 --> 00:18:44,893
Okay folks.
462
00:18:44,962 --> 00:18:46,361
Next stop, planet Earth!
463
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,030
Just try not to kill us all, Cyril!
464
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,665
Mother, please!
465
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:53,802
Don't listen to her, Cyril,
you're gonna do great.
466
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,405
Thanks, Archer.
467
00:18:56,474 --> 00:18:59,708
- And just for that...
- What're you doing?
468
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:00,709
You'll see.
469
00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:03,579
Ignition.
470
00:19:03,648 --> 00:19:08,318
Noooooooooooooooooo!
471
00:19:08,387 --> 00:19:09,419
Ha!
472
00:19:09,488 --> 00:19:13,456
Now who's got a vagina problem!
473
00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:16,693
- Me.
- Ew.
474
00:19:16,762 --> 00:19:19,328
How am I gonna get home!
475
00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:20,563
Fifty meters.
476
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:21,564
You're doing great, Cyril!
477
00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:25,267
Almost there... almost... there!
478
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:27,036
Yeah, so lemme take this baby on in.
479
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:28,270
What're you--?!
480
00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:30,339
- Archer, stop it!
- Lemme land it!
481
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:35,310
Archer! You had like, an actual
moment of self-awareness in space, so --
482
00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:37,346
So I deserve to land the goddamn spaceship!
483
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:39,147
Ten meters.
484
00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:40,916
Sink rate, sink rate.
485
00:19:40,985 --> 00:19:43,219
Uh, actually Cyril, It's all you buddy?
486
00:19:43,288 --> 00:19:44,821
You got it.
487
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,461
Item four.
488
00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:55,299
Until further notice, no more health
insurance claims will be accepted.
489
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:57,467
Awe, c'mon.
490
00:19:57,536 --> 00:19:59,035
Well don't blame me!
491
00:19:59,104 --> 00:20:06,141
Yeah, Cyril crashed the damn thing.
492
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:06,975
Oh come on!
493
00:20:07,044 --> 00:20:09,110
Ray, what's the big deal?!
494
00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,194
You already had the chair!
495
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,478
Hey, did I tell you guys I got a goat.
496
00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:34,140
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