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Aw c'maaaahn!
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Clock yer skinny ass out already, and
let's go get outside some dranks!
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Ugh, I can't!
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I have to cover her stupid
phone in case those stupid
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pirates call with a stupid ransom
demand for Mr. Stupid Archer!
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Carol?!
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Carol! Have they called?!
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No! Ma'am!
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But rest assured I'll let you
know the minute they dooo!
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Rest?
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- My God, who can rest...
- Not me, apparently.
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Or me!
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I have to re-do the annual
budget because she's blowing it
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all on this so-called
rescue of Archer!
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Well his plane did crash,
and the distress signal was last
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heard coming from a known pirate
fortress, so... - So?!
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That doesn't mean Ray and Lana have
to bankrupt ISIS getting there!
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Oh, would you relax?
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You rent a boat,
that money's gone.
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This way, we can sell
it when we're done.
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I bet it'll come out cheaper.
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I wasn't talking
about the boat.
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I think five grand
for the week was a steal.
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Look at him, he is lithe.
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So a twink escort your rent, but --
That's different!
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I mean, they did ask if I wanted to
actually buy him, but I thought...
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What, that I'd
be weird about it?
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That I, perhaps
due to my race, might have a problem
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with the concept of
owning a human being?
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I actually just
thought I'd get tired of him.
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You?
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Mr. Can't Even Commit To A Pet?
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Wh-?
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Yeah hi, two cats!
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One of whom I think has FIP, so...
commit that.
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You know how hard I
worked on this budget?!
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Nights, weekends, canceled my
vacation, and now it's all wasted!
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Wasted, exactly,
let's go be that!
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C'mon, happy hour at
Pita Margarita's!
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Is...
that what it sounds like?
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Only if it sounds like a shitload
of tequila and some A-rab hoagies.
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How dare you?!
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Arab, sorry.
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Oh shut up, how can you
even think about happy hour
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at a time like this?!
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When probably as we speak, my poor
Sterling is being tortured by pirates!
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I wish... What?!
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Wish you
wouldn't say that!
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- Because I'm sure he's not being tortured...
- Aaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhh!
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Ohhhh my God, stop, stop, stop,
seriously I can't take anymore!
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Whew! That was insane, I never
even heard of that position!
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Did the missionaries not
swing by here, or...?
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Excuse me?
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Sorry, pirate-king Archer?
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What! Noah!
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Ready for the
uh, morning briefing?
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Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in...
every bodily fluid there is.
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So yeah, this is about as
piratekingy as I'm gonna get.
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Brief away!
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Okay, item one! The --
Noah.
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Yes sir?
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Good morning.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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O.K. Item one.
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The huge morale problem.
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How do we have
a morale problem?
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Well first of all --
C'mon, karaoke night's a big hit...
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Roti dan mentega,
bakar dan selai!
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Woooo!
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We have an awesome feast every night...
Woooo!
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Not to mention
intramural lacrosse!
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Woooo!
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Woooo!
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Woooo!
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So how can they have low morale?
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Well um, besides all of those
things, they haven't been paid.
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So pay 'em, what do you
need, new payroll software?
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Cyril always handled
all that stuff.
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- Payroll, budgets, he's a genius at that crap...
- Just find the money,
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Cyril!
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You're an accounting
genius, Cyril!
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That's right you bitch.
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I said it.
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So good luck finding all
these Swiss accounts!
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Mwah ha!
Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
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Whatcha doin?
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Aagh!
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- Hey, Pam...- No, we don't need --
- Oh! And dealing with
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- disgruntled employees, Pam's great at that...
- Izzat innernet porn?
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Uh, yep!
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Just, um... just jackin it.
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Can I watch?
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Or izzat weird?
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It's... kinda weird.
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Is it?
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Yes.
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I think it's because
she's such a good listener.
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And she sounds lovely.
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- But you don't need an HR rep and payroll
software -- - Couldn't hurt...
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Sir! Please!
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Pirates work for shares, and
since you became pirateking
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there hasn't been any booty, so --
Gonna have to go ahead
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and disagree with
you there, buddy.
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From pirated ships.
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Oh.
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I thought you meant from the --
Native girls, no.
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Sorry, I don't know
all the pirate terms yet.
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Well --
I'm new! To all of this!
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Especially the actual,
you know, piracy part...
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It's not really what I expected.
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Dammit, I said get over there!
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For the jillionth time,
nobody is raping anybody!
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Actually no, you know what?!
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Now nobody gets anything,
because I'm letting him go!
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Shut up!
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He's a small business owner!
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If he loses his ship
he'll be ruined!
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You can go.
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Ooh, but can we get about
fifty pounds of tuna steaks?
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Which you let him
talk you down to twenty.
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Well?!
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You know what kinda margins
those guys work on?
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- I actually don't...
- Well nice Ph.D.!
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My field's anthropology.
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And I'm actually just
a doctoral candidate?
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Or I was, until these guys captured
my research vessel and enslaved me...
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- Ugh, not this again...
- So I was thinking, if you freed me...
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You're my
translator, I need you.
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That's why I made
you first mate.
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Which also went
over pretty badly.
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Yeah, people hate you
so let's just put a pin in the
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whole... manumission thing.
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But --
Noah!
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Morale's low enough as it is.
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And I bet I know who's to blame!
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No kidding... I'm not
kidding, this Archer guy's gonna get you
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all killed. He --
Riley!
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Archer, what
a coincidence.
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I was just talking about you.
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With who?
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Cause that bucktooth little shit
doesn't even speak English!
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I do little bit --
No you don't.
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-- and correct
syntax is "with whom!"
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Man, that is not
gonna help morale.
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Yeah, Bucky's an
incorrigible gossip.
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Who -- to whom you
are forbidden to speak!
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I locked you down here so you
couldn't contact my mother,
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not so you could,
whatever, sow disharmony!
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You're sowing
plenty all by yourself.
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Face it kid, you're a
bust as a pirateking.
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King, exactly!
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And unless you want to spend
the rest of the afternoon with
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a bunch of scorpions,
don't forget it!
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And remember,
this is a rescue mission.
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I heard you.
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So don't charge in there all
crazy, machine-gunning everything
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in sight.
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When have I --
I'm sure you'd love it
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- if Sterling were killed in some huge crossfire.
- Wh-? No I wouldn't!
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-- but just try to
control all your jealousy and,
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ick, sexual frustration.
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Oh no, you're breaking up.
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Lana.
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I mean, am I jealous because
Archer gets preferential treatment?
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Yes.
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But am I still attracted to him?
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Is a pig's ass pork?
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I'm sorry, did you wanna hear what I
think, or just what you wanna hear?
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He asked, pretty sarcastically.
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Raja lemah!
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Raja lemah!
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Kita
memerlukan raja baru!
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Whoa whoa!
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Bucky! What is this?!
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We hold
erections for king!
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- Well, flattering, not really necessary...
- He means elections.
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Okay, that makes
more -- wait, what?!
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Time for new king!
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Raja baru!
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Okay, pirates!
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Hey! Take a knee!
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Noah You wanna...?
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That won't translate.
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It's like last week when you said "lend
me your ears" and they were like "Apa?"
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Damn it --
I can't do idioms.
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Shut up.
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- Then unshut up, and tell them I understand
their frustration... - Do you?
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Saya mendengar anda!
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But you don't change horses in mid --
Idiom!
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Now is not the
time for a new king!
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Sekarang tidak
ada raja baru!
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Because the
king is strong!
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Raja yang kuat!
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If you so strong...
melawan raja!
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Yah!
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Melawan raja!
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Melawan raja!
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What's melawan raja?
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King-fight.
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If the king loses to a challenger in
one-on-one combat, he has to step down.
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Or just be dead.
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Since when?!
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Since 19... always.
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Did you not read the
orientation materials?
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Woooo!
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Mmmmore skimmed it?
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Enough talk!
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Melawan raja!
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- Okay Bucky, we'll melawan raja...
- Oh, one thing --
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Noah shut
up and translate.
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I accept your challenge!
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Cabaran diterima!
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Because your mouth's been
writing checks your butt can't cash,
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Anda -- Do you even
know what an idiom is?
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Colloquial metaphor.
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No, it's -- well actually yes, but
I really think this is a bad idea --
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I'm not remunerating
you to think, Noah!
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Even if you weren't a slave.
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And your three-fifths of an opinion
is noted, so -- oh sweet Jesus Jones!
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See, Bucky doesn't
have to fight you himself.
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He can choose a stand-in.
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Who is... huge!
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That's what I was --
Why didn't he come out for lacrosse?!
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You lucky
I don't let him!
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Let him?
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He's Bucky's girlfriend.
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Way to eschew traditional
gender roles, pirates.
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- Yeah, they're fascinating...
- Now we melawan raja!
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And then we see who is
bucktooth little shit!
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It'll still be you.
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Listen --
Melawaaaaaaan rajaaaaa!
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Mela-wan, ra-ja!
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Mela-wan, ra-ja!
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00:10:03,255 --> 00:10:05,255
Hey, maybe there's a way
to make some money on this.
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Bet on me.
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I would, but who'd bet on --
wait, don't you have that backwards?
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No.
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Because you know what I bet?
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- I bet I kn you're gonna tell me...
- I bet after we Zodiac in
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past the reef, take out at least one O.
P., make our way through a jungle
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full of Claymores, neutralize the fortress
garrison, and finally extract that
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- kidnapped-gettin ass sonuvabitch, he's
gonna be all like -- - Woooooo!
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Wuhhhhh!
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Like this whole thing was all just part of some...
dumbshit master plan.
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She said, trying
to convince herself that
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she no longer ached
for his -- Oww!
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I'm sorry, what
were you gonna say?
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Cock.
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00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:40,594
Suck it!
250
00:10:40,663 --> 00:10:43,097
Cause I'm still the king!
251
00:10:43,165 --> 00:10:43,797
This no fair!
252
00:10:43,866 --> 00:10:44,865
You break the rules!
253
00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:45,966
What rules?!
254
00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:46,834
We're pirates!
255
00:10:46,902 --> 00:10:50,471
Melawan raja
mean hand-hand combat!
256
00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:51,939
Boo-hoo, show me!
257
00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:55,409
Show me where it says that!
258
00:10:55,478 --> 00:10:57,311
Take your time. I'm hourly.
259
00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:02,649
I know it in here somewhere...
Damn! Okay, maybe it don't say
260
00:11:02,718 --> 00:11:07,421
this exact words, but everybody know --
Nooop!
261
00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:10,791
Fair is -- well it wasn't exactly
fair, but since it wasn't expressly
262
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,794
forbidden... tough titties!
263
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,530
Wow, I never realized how
much we rely idioms.
264
00:11:16,599 --> 00:11:18,898
You win this
round, Archer!
265
00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:19,465
Duh.
266
00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:21,534
But every
dog has its day!
267
00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:22,769
See? Idiom.
268
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:25,739
And when that day
come Bucky make you sorry!
269
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:29,909
- Bucky make you say --
- Mayday mayday mayday...This is Rip Riley
270
00:11:29,978 --> 00:11:31,644
calling ISIS, over.
271
00:11:31,713 --> 00:11:32,278
Noah.
272
00:11:32,347 --> 00:11:33,112
That's not me.
273
00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:34,179
I know that!
274
00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:36,448
Damn it, is that the P.
A.?!
275
00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:38,916
Way to eschew traditional
labeling, pirates.
276
00:11:38,985 --> 00:11:39,584
Fascinating.
277
00:11:39,652 --> 00:11:42,353
Because since when is there a
radio in the damn dungeon?!
278
00:11:42,422 --> 00:11:46,389
God, you really shoulda
read your orientation materials.
279
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:47,090
Noah!
280
00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:49,159
Radio room!
281
00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:53,930
Mayday mayday mayday,
this is Rip Riley calling ISIS.
282
00:11:53,999 --> 00:11:55,866
Mayday may --
Rip?!
283
00:11:55,935 --> 00:11:58,769
Finally. Malory, listen to me very --
How's Sterling,
284
00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:02,673
is he hurt or -- oh God, have
the pirates tortured him?!
285
00:12:02,742 --> 00:12:03,641
Uh, no.
286
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:08,112
Oh thank God, I was --
wait, are you under duress?!
287
00:12:08,181 --> 00:12:10,582
If you are, key
your handset twice!
288
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:14,119
I'm not under duress, I'm --
Well, that's exactly
289
00:12:14,187 --> 00:12:16,422
what you'd say if you were under duress, so --
Malory!
290
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:19,258
I don't have a lot of time, so
please listen very carefully...
291
00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:20,293
I'm listening!
292
00:12:20,361 --> 00:12:23,196
Your son, is--
Nooo!
293
00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:26,166
Oh my -- Carol!
Somebody?!
294
00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:26,967
What.
295
00:12:27,036 --> 00:12:29,970
Sterling... I think...
he's been shot!
296
00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:32,273
Oh my God.
297
00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:33,774
So then can I go home?
298
00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:36,010
I told you, I'm
not going anywhere!
299
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:40,348
Especially not back to ISIS, and especially
not now that I just shot -- What I
300
00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,984
assume was the only radio?
301
00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:46,588
Yeah, "See about getting a
back-up radio" was itemmmmm five.
302
00:12:46,656 --> 00:12:50,091
And item one, is Riley
get your ass back in your cell!
303
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,761
Item one's actually
the morale problem.
304
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:53,362
Noah?
305
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,130
More like
potential mutiny.
306
00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:56,165
Yeah, right?
307
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,667
Gonna go ahead and
change "morale problem"
308
00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,102
- to "potential mutiny"...
- No! You're not!
309
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:05,807
- Because there is no mutiny, potential
or otherwi -- - Pemberontakan!
310
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:07,943
Pemberontakan!
311
00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:10,512
So, is that Malay for --
Mutiny, yes.
312
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:15,750
- So I guess I should upgrade it from
"potential" to -- - Incipient?
313
00:13:15,819 --> 00:13:17,251
- Ooh, nice...
- No!
314
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,954
Do not upgrade that mutiny, Noah!
I will tell you!
315
00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:20,988
When it's time!
316
00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:28,596
To upgrade the damn -- Mutiny, okay, so...
What comes after incipient?
317
00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:29,530
In progress?
318
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:31,489
Nailed it!
319
00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:40,952
Oh, this is great.
This is just great for my ears.
320
00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:44,239
This is what I was talking
about, with the whole tinnitis thing!
321
00:13:44,308 --> 00:13:48,911
- You hear that high-pitched whine?
It's like... - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
322
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,613
Noah!
323
00:13:50,682 --> 00:13:51,914
Aagh! What?!
324
00:13:51,983 --> 00:13:55,818
I -- well for one thing, I'm
kinda regretting making you first mate!
325
00:13:55,886 --> 00:13:56,518
Me too!
326
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,721
Now I'm... management!
327
00:13:58,789 --> 00:13:59,454
Archer!
328
00:13:59,523 --> 00:14:00,122
What?!
329
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:01,289
Shut up! Noah!
330
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:01,857
What?!
331
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,859
What'd you say
about a back-up radio?!
332
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,561
That we need one!
333
00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:07,429
It's itemmmm... Five!
334
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:11,868
Oh well that's just--
A battering ram?
335
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:16,939
Archer! Kami membunuhmu!
336
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,308
What was
that, what'd he say?
337
00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:20,544
"We're going to kill you."
338
00:14:20,613 --> 00:14:20,978
Oh.
339
00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:22,346
Thought they were surrendering.
340
00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:23,180
Why?!
341
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,714
Would you think that?!
342
00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:25,816
They did before!
343
00:14:25,884 --> 00:14:26,883
For no good reason!
344
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,819
At least then we
had assault weapons!
345
00:14:28,887 --> 00:14:31,121
Now we've only got -- give me that!
346
00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:33,289
Yeah go nuts,
Sundance, it's empty.
347
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:34,090
It's empty!
348
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:35,057
Because you emptied it!
349
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,426
Into the only radio
on the island!
350
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:40,396
- All six, right in the ten ring...
- Well, congratulations!
351
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:41,063
We're trapped!
352
00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:43,933
We're not -- Trapped.
353
00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:46,002
Okay yeah, we're trapped.
354
00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:49,606
Uh, heah gang...
why don't we just use that?
355
00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:54,812
Well obviously
we're gonna use that.
356
00:14:54,881 --> 00:14:56,481
Hantu!
357
00:14:56,549 --> 00:14:58,917
They not ghosts!
358
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,352
They just white!
359
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,553
Rasis.
360
00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:03,521
You're racist!
361
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:06,490
Those dirty
pirate bastards!
362
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:10,093
They killed my baby
boy-hoy-hooyyy!
363
00:15:10,162 --> 00:15:13,530
- Oh now, you don't know that for sure...
- You're right!
364
00:15:13,599 --> 00:15:15,365
That sound could've
been anything!
365
00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:17,000
Like... a firecracker!
366
00:15:17,069 --> 00:15:19,302
Orientals are crazy
for firecrackers!
367
00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:21,036
Oh
my God, and rice?
368
00:15:21,105 --> 00:15:23,372
Or maybe Rip shot a
pirate, and Sterling yelled
369
00:15:23,441 --> 00:15:26,042
"No" because he didn't want
to give away their position!
370
00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:27,043
And opium.
371
00:15:27,112 --> 00:15:29,113
Yes, you know,
I bet they've escaped!
372
00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:30,547
oh my God...
and rice.
373
00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:32,550
Because if anyone can
escape from a pirate fortress,
374
00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:34,085
it's Sterling and Rip.
375
00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:36,621
Especially if they cooperate.
376
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,357
Damn it, quit stepping
on my hands, you idiot!
377
00:15:38,426 --> 00:15:39,658
Quit bossing me around!
378
00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:42,795
You're not my -- wait, tell me
there's no chance you're my father.
379
00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:45,331
Not unless
you're -- Fifteen.
380
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,098
Thank God.
381
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,500
The feeling's mutual.
382
00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:51,703
- Because if my son was as big a bonehead
as you -- - You have a son?
383
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:53,138
Wh-? No.
384
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:54,072
Then shut up. Noah!
385
00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:55,840
Where the hell does this go?!
386
00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:57,341
I don't know, down!
387
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:00,912
- Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate...
- Hey guy, my field's
388
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:01,679
anthropology!
389
00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:03,714
Good luck
with the job hunt.
390
00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:04,314
Right?
391
00:16:04,383 --> 00:16:06,985
Not that it's any of your
business, but I plan to teach?!
392
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,186
Anthropology.
393
00:16:08,255 --> 00:16:08,820
Wh-? Yes!
394
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,422
To anthropology majors.
395
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,556
Hey ya know what?
396
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,692
Thus continuing
the circle of why bother.
397
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:18,131
Anthropology is an
important field of study!
398
00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:21,501
I'm pretty sure somebody's
already named all the different spiders!
399
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,736
Wh-? That's arachnology!
400
00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:24,537
I know!
401
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:26,706
Equally huge waste of time!
402
00:16:26,774 --> 00:16:29,308
Hey speaking of,
can we go back up?
403
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:32,077
Oh my God.
404
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:33,545
Not really.
405
00:16:33,614 --> 00:16:34,213
Why?
406
00:16:34,281 --> 00:16:35,981
Just curious.
407
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,716
Go go go go go!
408
00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:38,651
Waaaagh!
409
00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:41,854
Waaaagh!
410
00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:52,864
Oh, shi -- That was just
a flash-bang grenade!
411
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:56,167
Still super-bad for your ears,
So when we get outta here,
412
00:16:56,236 --> 00:16:59,437
you should go see my
ENT doctor, he's good.
413
00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,840
How the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?!
414
00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:03,074
Isn't this your cell?
415
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:03,675
Yes!
416
00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:05,110
So how'd you
get out before?
417
00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:06,244
I bribed Bucky!
418
00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:07,345
Noah!
419
00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:07,779
What?
420
00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:09,881
That is
annoying as shit!
421
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:13,351
And I doubt we can bribe Bucky again,
since I crippled his girlfriend...
422
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:16,587
So what're we
supposed to ow?!
423
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:17,589
I dunno.
424
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:19,523
But I may as
well go home and rest.
425
00:17:19,592 --> 00:17:22,527
If they haven't escaped already,
Lana will be there any time now,
426
00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:23,961
and she'll get them out.
427
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:27,130
- And it's not like I can do anything from here...
- Exactly!
428
00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:28,298
So why do I have to stay?!
429
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,167
Because Lana may call.
430
00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,102
Or because I said so.
431
00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:34,638
Pick one.
432
00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:39,676
Who's jackin' it?
433
00:17:39,745 --> 00:17:41,511
And why the hell
are you still here?
434
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:45,949
I, um, this is,
uh, what was I doing?
435
00:17:46,018 --> 00:17:47,584
Whatever it was, you
better pray it had about
436
00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:49,587
three coats of Scotch-Gard.
437
00:17:49,655 --> 00:18:02,101
- And that it wasn't, ick, Pam...
- His narrow twinky ass
438
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,770
better not steal the boat, is all I'm saying...
Oh! And just,
439
00:18:04,839 --> 00:18:07,807
before we get in there, I am
not still attracted to Archer!
440
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:12,512
I'm sure he's still attracted to me,
I mean, he'd have to be Uh, blind...
441
00:18:12,581 --> 00:18:16,282
not to, um...
I am so sorry about that.
442
00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:18,617
Does it hurt?
443
00:18:18,686 --> 00:18:21,220
Ray, seriously, I'm sorry.
444
00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:23,021
Oh, now you're giving me
the silent treatment?!
445
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,591
What're you, six?!
446
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:28,528
No...
Just professional.
447
00:18:28,597 --> 00:18:31,865
- Hey, pirates...
- Okay, then how 'bout this?
448
00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:33,768
We set Noah on fire--
What?
449
00:18:33,837 --> 00:18:36,696
-- and when they come to
put him out, we overpower them.
450
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:37,870
We don't have a lighter.
451
00:18:38,092 --> 00:18:39,762
Well, then, I'm out of ideas.
452
00:18:39,882 --> 00:18:42,425
And also, out of ***.
453
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:45,868
Because no rescue for you, hotshot.
454
00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:48,292
- We catch your friends on beachy.
- But...
455
00:18:48,412 --> 00:18:50,677
Ray? Holy shit, wheredcha...
456
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,139
get that eye-patch?
457
00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:54,954
What are you, in pirate disguise?
458
00:18:55,074 --> 00:18:56,977
Great job, buddy.
Looks great.
459
00:18:57,097 --> 00:18:58,191
Lana?
460
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,934
You came all this way?
To rescue me?
461
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,692
Oh, my God.
462
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:03,878
Archer, don't.
463
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:06,096
Still got it pretty bad for me, huh?
464
00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:07,403
Archer...
465
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:12,470
- Archer... Archer, don't you dare say...
- Whoo!
466
00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:23,275
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